|Back up on that scissor-lift, pumpkin dick.|
What the fuck? Notre Dame infuriates me as a sports fan and if they don’t piss you off then you should stop coming here. Somehow, the Irish managed to get the ACC to give them full access to all of their potential bowl tie-ins just by giving them a scheduling promise of 5 games against their members per year. That fucking sucks. If I’m reading this right, a good Notre Dame team (LOL!) can potentially kick the ACC champ out of the Orange Bowl. STOP GIVING THESE ASSHOLES WHAT THEY WANT ALL THE TIME. I think that that is what bothers me the most. The Irish have been worthless at everything for over two decades and still get to call their own shots. It really is a sweetheart deal for the Irish:
*They can steal the Orange Bowl bid whenever they qualify and keep all the money for themselves..or not...I have no idea if this is true although initially I did. I will just assume that it is since it would be a very Brian Kelly thing to do
*If some sort of further dramatic shift happens in college football involving playoffs and conferences happens, they can just hop into bed with the conference
*The Big East was dying anyway
*While academics will always be an issue hard to overcome, they just opened themselves up to a ton of exposure from Atlanta to Miami and that hotbed of recruits
*Brian Kelly is a total shit heap but the asshole will take advantage of these newly opened doors
*Brian Kelly is a murderer and rape ignorer who should fit right in with The U, Florida State, North Carolina, and Jeff Bostic’s daughter.
*They can still get fucked with that bullshit NBC deal for the rest of time.
All the while, the ACC gets a big name and national TV exposure five times per year that they will surely not take advantage of due to poor coaching and talent league-wide. I may hate it because of the parties involved, but everyone wins here. And that sucks.
Also from South Bend, and I haven’t talked about this yet even though the story is a few weeks old, that whole Allen Pinkett thing was/still is hilarious. Yes, that is what every team requires, AP, CRIMINALS! Pinkett must live in a world where Steve Walsh’s Miami Hurricanes still exist because having a bunch of thugs on your team almost never works and hasn’t for years. Pinkett is an idiot. Did he forget who he works for? Criminals and thugs at Notre Dame? Maybe on the coaching staff, but not on the field, buddy.
In conclusion, I hate Notre Dame. I always will. If you do not feel the same way then we can never be BFFs. As I’ve mentioned countless times, conference pride is for fags but when the Irish head to Lansing on Saturday (or the following week when they play Denard), it is perfectly acceptable to root for your conference foes to beat them by a 100. Running up the score (still douchey and always will be) is also perfectly acceptable to do against Brian Kelly because, you know, he’s a murderer.
By the way, I just sort of skimmed through the DEETS of this deal so if I'm forgetting anything juicy (I heard that the conference was trying to push through a 50 million dollar buyout if anyone tries to leave) then let me know. If not then fuck the Irish.