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JERRY SANDUSKY GUILTY OF 45 OUT OF 48 CHARGES.
For as stupid as this country's legal system can be, they got it right this time and they got it done fast. Jesus Christ, the 4 beaners that murdered Sean Taylor are still awaiting trial for some dumb fucking reason and that happened five damn years ago. I don't think that anyone was surprised by this; Sandusky was always going to prison. Hell, even his idiot lawyer Joe Amendola seemed to not be trying to win. That guy is a terrible lawyer. I can't believe that he is still allowed to practice law.
Just off the top of my head, I can't think of a worse human being in this country in my lifetime (that hasn't killed anyone). I mean, come on, we all know the stories by now. Taking advantage of your position in life and raping boys for decades is about as bad as it gets. There will be a special place in Hell for a guy that:
*had sex with double digit+ boys
*used his charity as his own pimp service
*somehow convinced his wife to cover up the damage and stand by him throughout all of this mess
*taught many poor souls how to properly shower
*taught many poor souls how to properly grapple in the shower
*believed that giving young boys raspberries on their stomachs was not wrong
*THE FUCKING TICKLE MONSTER!!!
*And this might be the saddest--raped his adopted son
Jerry Sandusky used the goddamn adoption process as his own personal sex slave auction. If this stuff doesn't piss you off then you have no soul. This is the worst of the worst. I heard on ESPN that after the verdicts were announced, he just turned to his fucking idiot wife Dottie, shrugged his shoulders as if to non-verbally say "Oh well", and then was taken from the courtroom in cuffs. His hands were cuffed in front of him (probably to hide his boner).
The bad news here is that the path of destruction that Sandusky waged for decades is still littered with ruined lives. The good news is that this fucking monster is going to die in prison and won't be able to hurt anyone else again. At a minimum, I think I saw that he'll serve 60 years with a maximum of over 400. I like these absurd numbers. I want the judge to come back during sentencing and say, "I sentence you to 81,000 years of incarceration".
So with all that being said, it's time to fire up the old commenter draft again. I know enough about prison from books, Oz, and movies to know that rapists don't last long in the clink. No one respects kid diddlers. He was found guilty of his atrocities on 6/22. Sentencing is expected within 90 days. For the time being, Sandusky is under suicide watch while in solitary confinement. So let's take a guess that The Tickle Monster finds his way into Gen Pop around mid-September. When does Jerry Sandusky get killed? It's going to happen. It's like LeBron winning a title; it isn't if but when. I'm going to double up on my recent victory in the NBA Lockout Arrest Draft and go with a sentimental pick for me...
September 30, 2012. G$'s birthday. A fine present for me indeed. He isn't going to last long at all in there. So pick a date and see if you can successfully forecast when a real shithead meets his deserved end. And I really don't want to talk about this cocksucker again until the day after he gets killed in prison, so whatever you have to say about Captain Raspberry, get it out of your system now. And, as usual, feel free to spout off about whatever else you may want to talk about today.