You dumb motherfuckers. Your day of reckoning has arrived. Buckle up and pay what you fucking owe because each one of you fuck face shit talkers gets your own paragraph. Brady, Grumpy, Prime, LS, Damman and that one guy with the shadow beard who occasionally shows up to fellate Verlander are exempt. Good job on keeping your mouths shut for once.
Seal – “Any post that once again proves Iceman is an idiot is good by me. Seal”. Any post that outs Seal for the moonshine swashbuckling hillbilly anal queen that he is is ELITE. You can shut the fuck up now. I give you permission to go get a glass of chocolate milk and get back to doodling in your Hannah Montana coloring book while the adults talk sports. Stick to what you know...wet dreams where Calipari pays you a grand to be the receiver in a Kentucky basketball bukkake film.
MuDawg - I still haven't forgot about your "Hawks Conference Swag" comment. God, that was fucking dumb. That has nothing to do with Spurs/Thunder but deserves another mention so we can all bask in it's tardness again.
Drew – Uh...man. This is strikingly odd. Drew was pretty mild throughout this whole thing and I couldn't really dig up anything horribly egregious. That, combined with our new found common ground on how big of a faggot Kevin Garnett is gets you a pass. I never thought I would see a day where a “fuck you” post wasn't headlined with a Drew paragraph...
Ide – I would tell you to suck my dick but I fear that you might enjoy it too much. Your first comment on the May 31st post detailing how dominant the Spurs are should have just been replaced by a fat black guy shitting into your mouth. Great analysis, shit head. I would be more interested in listening to you do a play by play of Peter King attempting to titty fuck himself.
G$ - How does if feel to be the dumbest writer on the website you created? Let's break this down insult by insult, shall we?
Even if Iceman put on a Jerry Sandusky costume and walked into an inner-city elementary school, he wouldn’t be more wrong than he is about the Spurs.
Gargle my butthole hairs. I guess thinking with your brain is outdated and old fashioned. I bet you get outsmarted by your own bowel movements.
They’ve won 20 games in a row
/air wank Like I said before. Big fucking deal. It OBVZ meant a whole shit load! Didn't it!! Shocking how beating up on the Cleveland Cavs and Utah Jazz of the world doesn't prepare you at all for real playoff teams down the stretch.
have zero weaknesses
You know...except for finding an answer for Durant, being able to fast break with younger teams, closing games in the clutch, winning on the road, defending the 3 ball, properly defending the pick and roll. Outside of that, you nailed it buddy!
the best coach in the game
Who hasn't made the NBA finals in five years. Sounds like the best to me.
and a strong home court advantage
As long as you subtract game 5.
Spurs/Heat is going to happen unless you are stupid like The Iceman and want to believe that a team that has won 20 in a row will now lose 4 of their next 5
You HAVE to regret writing that sentence. From now on you should have to get my approval on all comments here. The new rule is I proof read all your shit to keep you from looking retarded.
Last and certainly not least...Mr. Ace. Fuck you, you homer dick shiner. This is all you needed to know about this series that would have saved you the embarrassment of always being wrong. The Thunder have just as much talent, just as deep of a bench, played tougher opponents in the playoffs and are much MUCH younger. It was only a matter of time before geriatrics caught up with the San Antonio Nursing Homes. Perhaps it would have been possible for you to see that if you weren't so devoted to taking Tim Duncan 5-ropers across your eyeballs at every possible moment. I'm done with you. Go back to taking dry anal penetration from Ginobili's warty European 4 inch baby dick while making LOLZ Eagles Super Bowl predictions. Next year don't be so fucking stupid.
Thanks for playing everyone. I will now take my rightful spot as the smartest person on this blog...which is about as rewarding as being the sexiest transvestite hooker with AIDS. So even though I will never be considered one of the smartest fuckers in the world, I can sleep well every night knowing there's at least roughly fifteen shit for brain mutants that will never surpass me and my ELITE knowledge. So fuck you, suck my balls and never question me ever again.