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So my question for you today, Fuckeye fans, is this: Now that a little time has passed and the ship seems to be back on course under new leadership, what are your opinions on Jim Tressel now? If I recall, there wasn't too much negative feedback here toward Tress compared to what else was out there among the mouth-breathers. I'm just curious to see what some of you think about him now. I only ask because it is the one year anniversary and the radio guys were discussing yesterday when would be an acceptable amount of time to welcome him back (they sort of settled on the 20 year reunion of the national fluke team). Thoughts?
I've got the rest of my posts planned for the week so you're just getting a couple quick hitters today.
*The Miami Dolphins are this years Hard Knocks team - Whatever. No one else wanted to do it other than Jacksonville and I'd rather watch the Frankfurt Galaxy over them. There are only three things surrounding the Dolphins that I care about.
--Is Reggie Bush a cocksucker or a pussy slayer?
--Will Joe Philbin acknowledge my post inferring that Tom Rinaldi murdered his son?
--Will Dan Carpenter apologize to me for costing me a fantasy title two years ago when, in week 16 (or 15), he missed four field goals and I lost by 11 points?
The Dolphins fucking suck.
*Nick Fairley is the worst - Two arrests this offseason! Now we see why no one wanted him two years ago. It was not a savvy pick by Schwartz, it was a terrible one. At least Fairley's contrasting mugshot photos were hilarious...just like his play on the field.
*The Stanley Cup playoffs begin tonight - Whoever wins this will have a Miami University alum hoisting the Cup (Andy Greene for the Devils or Alex Martinez for the Kings). I like that. And although I usually root for all things Jersey to embarrass themselves, I just can't root for LA. I hate Jeff Carter that much. He embodies every characteristic that a sane person would hate in a pro athlete. I guarantee that he would hang out with the HarBRAHS.
*Ohio State and Marquette are like a screen door on a submarine - Cool idea but I have no idea why these two schools are targeted to play basketball on an aircraft carrier in Charleston, SC. UNC/Sparty was sweet. This? MEH!
*Fuck you, New York media - It took me longer than most, but I am sick and fucking tired of hearing about Tim Tebow. He is no longer a Tenor to me. I don't hate him, but I am no longer on his bandwagon. He is just sort of there now. And this is through no fault of his own. Just like everything else in my life, I blame Peter King.
*Good God, it's happening - Did you hear about that guy in Florida who got arrested because he was tripping bad and was attempting to eat some guy's face off? It's a good thing that I already know that we're all infected! That zombie should have started the apocalypse off with a bang by going after Lori and Carl Grimes first. I bet that their stupid faces are delicious.
OK, that's it for today. Now let's all pray to Nick Gilbert that he still has the magic touch and can deliver the Unibrow to the Cleve this evening. I didn't proofread this at all so if there are any typos, it was your fault and not mine. Just know that.