Monday, May 07, 2012

Even Urban Meyer Can't Beat Pedophilia

You can't write a post about touching kids without Taylor.
Fucking a.  I went to a weddin' on Saturday night back in Nap.  I got ridiculously crunk.  Apparently, guzzling pitchers of 7/7's has negative consequences.  Who would have guessed that?  I just want to die already.  My wife actually had the nerve to ask me if I wanted to go to church yesterday morning.  I think that I farted a big "FUCK OFF" at her.  Two things of note from the weekend:

1. Remember my freshmen basketball coachSpeaking of nipples, he was at the wedding.  He did not stick his ass in my face though.  He must have forgotten about how much I loved that. 
2. My mom informed me that we are related to Calvin Coolidge.  Who cares if he is quite forgettable and history barely mentions the man?  SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL NUTS!!!  How did I go 31 years of my life without knowing that I should be a politician?  If this reality TV icon thing doesn't work out, I'm going for President next.

The point here is that hangovers are still the worst and I don't want to do this today.  But you are all a bunch of greedy savages so I have to come up with something.  Ohio State football posts usually go over well and are easy.  What's that?  Ohio State is morphing into Penn State?  Well, that sounds like a post!

An Ohio State recruit has told the Buckeyes he will not attend the university, according to several published reports, amid concern that a convicted sex offender had interactions with players and recruits associated with the program.
Alex Anzalone, one of the nation’s top linebacker recruits, committed to Ohio State last month in what was turning out to be a stellar class for new coach Urban Meyer.
But Anzalone, of Wyomissing, Pa., will reopen his recruiting process, after being contacted by Charles Eric Waugh, 31, of Ashland, Ky. In 2008, Waugh pleaded guilty to five counts of possession of underage sexual content. And this year, across Twitter, he contacted several Ohio State coaches athletes, and even recruits, including Anzalone. He also posed for photos with some of them.
Dr. Sal Anzalone, Alex’s father, told the Reading (Pa.) Eagle late Friday that “something is just not right at Ohio State. It’s not for him.”
First of all,  HAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMFAOOMGOMGOMG!!!  All of your fans fuck kids and recruits know it!  Second, what do we really make of this other than the Anzalone's are really naive people and incredibly stupid?  Third, Charles Eric Waugh is actually Drew.

This isn't that big of a deal (I think) but it is embarrassing.  If this kid doesn't want to play for a team with sex offenders in the fanbase then it looks like he's done playing football.  These fucking people are EVERYWHERE now.  Don't worry, though, the RedHawks will destroy Urban's rape van in just a few more months.

29 comments:

Grumpy said...

Check your local police web site; guarantee there are sex offenders in your neighborhood. Dut's involved in this in some way.

GMoney said...

It feels like something that I don't want to know anyway. I avoid that site.

Grump, why haven't you bragged about Big Ben graduating this weekend yet (other than on FB)??? I'll give him credit for getting it done. Most people, at his place in life, wouldn't bother. Good for him. Maybe he just wanted to start defending himself in the future.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Grumpy was in the crowd with tears in his eyes watching like a proud fake Father of Big Ben.

Fuck the Analzones. Also, I am not Waugh. I don't know what to make of it other than the Dad looks pretty crazy. Somehow he's mad about something that he also says "Let me make this very clear. This isn't an Urban Meyer or Ohio State problem. They had no idea." So, then what's the big deal?

How creepy does Waugh indeed look? Just like when Sandusky would talk....just looking at Waugh gives you the creep feeling. No doubt that fat ass sits at home eating his chicken wings and whacking off to the twitter photos of high school football players.

I saw Dut at the beer drive thru on Saturday. He is indeed alive and he didn't seem to care for his place in the pecking order of death here.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

It should be noted that the pederast graduated from UK. This is retarded, because as you said, this is such a non-story, and the Analzones are indeed retarded people.

I'll be back later to talk dragons.

Ide

GMoney said...

Stop stalking Dut, Waugh.

It seems like this shithead family wanted an out and just used pedophile guy as that excuse. This is one of a million reasons why recruiting is stupid. Kids are tards.

GMoney said...

Wait a minute--UK alum and Ohio State football fan...this literally has Seal written all over it. Is this just a big coincidence? Are you fucking kids?

Grumpy said...

Enjoy!

http://www.muredhawks.com/allaccess/?media=318459

The Iceman said...

See? I've been saying for years that Kentucky is for inbreds and pedophiles. Now a FACT. I actually think Brady might be Waugh with all the fucking gushing he does over these 17 year old recruits. Probably has their pictures cut out from newspapers and taped to the wall in his creepy maturbation room.

Raperburger is such a good guy and model citizen! He got married, he's a devout Christian, went back to get his college degree...

Almost makes you forget about the 2 women he sexually violated by forcing himself upon them.

Anonymous said...

Seal is Waugh! It all makes sense now. Especially when you consider how Seal seems to not care/stick up for Calipari luring kids to Lexington with money.....just like Seal lures kids into his van with candy!

--Drew

GMoney said...

I'm just a big fan of one family buying into but then turning their back on Urban's bullshit. I hope that everyone stops eating this guy's poop now.

Ice, as the great Peter King wrote today, PEOPLE CAN CHANGE!!! My support of Ben has severely waned over the years but I'll give him credit for finishing what he started. Do you think that Santonio or Braylon would do that? Man, I don't need no fucking 401K!

The Iceman said...

I'm not 100% positive on this, but I'm pretty sure Braylon already has his degree in Journalism and has expressed his interest in announcing after he's done with football. Braylon also put up 1 million of his own money to send inner city Cleveland kids to college. So even though he can be a loud mouth shit head a lot of times and loves booze and driving fast...he's TOTES a better person that Raperberger. Holmes on the other hand probably grows pot in his apartment.

The Iceman said...

I just find it to be hilarious that mere months after being charged with rape for the second time, Raper announces he's getting married and in the articles states that they won't be living together since it goes against their heavy Christian beliefs.

Yes...people can change, but I have a hard time believing a word that oozes from this guys mouth and can't help think that every move he makes is to attempt to repair his public image. I don't think he does things to be a role model or to set a good example. I think he does this stuff so people don't associate him with the rape of two women anymore,

Anonymous said...

Oh, this was such a bullshit publicity ploy. He had 10 years to finish FOUR COURSES. An education degree? Ha! This is why it's complete bullshit. In order for that degree to matter, you need to get that extra year beyond your bachelor's for schools to accept you as a teacher.

Personally, I don't see the big deal at all, and find it fucking hilarious that people actually applaud this as noble. WAY TO VALUE EDUCATION BIG BEN! Oh wait, the rapist is making millions per year in his career as a football player, not a fucking teacher. This degree means fuck all. If he becomes an elementary school teacher afterwards, then he deserves respect, and a shitload of jokes as well. But until that happens, this is the most retarded thing to be proud of aside from videotaping your kid graduating from kindergarten.

I don't remember people blog posting/online blowing Shaq for getting his lol degree at Phoenix, nor Fitzy. Blow it out your asses Steeler fans. Shouldn't you be throwing keggers over yet another week without a James Harrison headline, or fellating each other over Hines Ward memories?

Ide

GMoney said...

Oh Christ, here we go again with another episode of "Iceman: Amateur Unlicensed Psychologist". Each episode is worse than the previous one!

I get what you're saying though. I will never stop calling Ray Lewis a murderer because it's easy, fun, and true.

Now if you don't mind, I have to get back to my mental picture of Baron Davis's knee-splosion yesterday and then throw up.

Anonymous said...

Grumpy TOTES got Ben a graduation present. Hopefully, it was a Fleshlight that he can take with him to use whenever he gets the urge to cheat on his wife.

--Drew

The Iceman said...

I dont need a psycology liscense to see through bullshit because I have a common sense liscense. It comes in handy often...especially when I'm navigating these comments.

Now that the Knicks are down to their 4th string PG, does the odds of them winning this series plummet to negative 50? I mean...not that any of them were any good to begin with. Unless, of course, you happen to be listening to The Turd with Colon Cowfucker. Then Jeremy Lin is a superstar and Iman Shumpert is TRANSCENDENT! Listening to this fuckstick ramble about how much talent the Knicks have on that roster makes me want to headbutt kindergartners. When you start using JR Smiff as an example of talent, it's time you start eating pieces of shit every time your mouth opens.

GMoney said...

I thought that The Walking Dead was back yesterday until I realized it was just Mike Bibby still playing important minutes for garbage teams.

Ide, time for Dragon Talk:
-Robb Stark looks like a pederast and he must be because he should be hammering the shit out of that nurse.
-How dumb do you have to be to just leave your dragons? I mean, these are the most important things ever because, you know, DRAGONS and the hot chick just leaves them with her whore servant. She deserved to get them stolen.
-I give absolutely zero fucks about everything "beyond the wall". Get rid of all of those scenes and put in more cow shit flingin'!
-Every episode needs to have the midget slapping Joffrey. Those scenes will never get old.
-More titz plz. They were lacking last night.

Brady said...

This is a non story. It's not like the guy was giving free dick exams in the trainers room. He had underage porn and was on twitter. What's the count on other people with those same characteristics? Two million. Ten million? I have no problem with the dude de committing and going somewhere else. Just don't us this "story" as an excuse. Be a man and say you committed too quickly and want to explore your options again.

Anonymous said...

One statement can easily cancel out your other statement. The wall stuff is hit or miss with me, but I would love to see Ygritte's tits.

That whole scene with Joffrey was nuts. Dwarf slapping the fuck out of him, getting shit thrown on him, all while his 13 year old girlfriend is getting raped around the corner. Though, Hound ripping out his intestines was fun to watch.

Some things that bothered me about last night, were the Dothraki are apparently bitches. Some fat thief goes in and kills them all, even though, I thought they were the best fighters in the land, and steal her dragons. The other is when that bitch Theon took Winterfell, where were the two giant direwolves. If Robb's can take out half an army, why can't those two take out 14 vikings?

Naked Osha ftw.

Overall it was a really solid episode.

Ide

The Iceman said...

Brady: "Anything with Ohio getting bad press = Non story." I'm pretty sure this is his official stance on the subject.

Is Game of Thrones an HBO thing? I feel I need to start watching this...

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's an HBO show, and it makes Lord of the Rings look like the Gilmore Girls. You should probably start watching it immediately.

Ide

Anonymous said...

A show about dragons, dwarfs and thieves? LOLZ. I bet Baugh is watching that with you guys.

--Drew

The Iceman said...

That's what Drew took away from it. I heard tits, murder and greed. Sign me up.

GMoney said...

The fuck is a dwarf? Those are midgets, right? And Peter Dinklage is the best.

All you need to know about Game of Thrones is that everyone who watches it all agrees that it is awesome.

Iceman makes a great point. A stud LB decommits due to kid-tickling fans and thus is the first to give Urban a big fuck you = nothing to see here. I agree that it isn't going to have much of an impact but it is still a bizarre local story that helped get me through my ELITE hangover with minimal work.

Ide, no mention of my decision to use Andy Taylor as today's pic? He should not be allowed anywhere in public and especially Churchill Downs.

Anonymous said...

You know, when I saw it, I forgot to read the caption. But, that is totally ELITE. Fuck children, he should be nowhere near society. Seeing him both, drunk on his delivery routes (he delivers beer for a living, both fittingly, and surprisingly), and joy riding drunk in his delivery truck at 3am, reassures me that this is the correct statement.

Ide

GMoney said...

But he is one of the finest and smelliest air guitar players that you'll ever see.

Prime99 said...

Theon Greyjoy is a fucking assclown bitch. It's hard to hate someone more than Joffrey but its close.

Tyrion slapping Joffrey like a pimp slaps a ho was a highlight.

Iceman, don't sleep on this show. It's something you will like a lot.

Eb said...

Ohio State Decommitment should be no story. It is some kid looking for an excuse to open that process back up again. He is probably being recruited by BB in Wisconsin.

Good For Big Ben to get his degree. I like big Ben, but he is now and forever tarnished just as the Black Mamba, Kobe Bryant.

Game of Thrones is Legit. But I feel cheated a bit in season 2. I think in season 1 the unquestionable main character is NED, but in season 2, there are so many characters that sometimes it seems as if nothing is really happening. I do like it, and that being said I think it might be the best thing HBO has done since Band of Brothers.

G$...Who got married this weekend?

GMoney said...

Joe B and Abbie...Dinklage is the main character without question.