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1. Remember my freshmen basketball coach? Speaking of nipples, he was at the wedding. He did not stick his ass in my face though. He must have forgotten about how much I loved that.
2. My mom informed me that we are related to Calvin Coolidge. Who cares if he is quite forgettable and history barely mentions the man? SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL NUTS!!! How did I go 31 years of my life without knowing that I should be a politician? If this reality TV icon thing doesn't work out, I'm going for President next.
The point here is that hangovers are still the worst and I don't want to do this today. But you are all a bunch of greedy savages so I have to come up with something. Ohio State football posts usually go over well and are easy. What's that? Ohio State is morphing into Penn State? Well, that sounds like a post!
An Ohio State recruit has told the Buckeyes he will not attend the university, according to several published reports, amid concern that a convicted sex offender had interactions with players and recruits associated with the program.First of all, HAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMFAOOMGOMGOMG!!! All of your fans fuck kids and recruits know it! Second, what do we really make of this other than the Anzalone's are really naive people and incredibly stupid? Third, Charles Eric Waugh is actually Drew.
Alex Anzalone, one of the nation’s top linebacker recruits, committed to Ohio State last month in what was turning out to be a stellar class for new coach Urban Meyer.
But Anzalone, of Wyomissing, Pa., will reopen his recruiting process, after being contacted by Charles Eric Waugh, 31, of Ashland, Ky. In 2008, Waugh pleaded guilty to five counts of possession of underage sexual content. And this year, across Twitter, he contacted several Ohio State coaches athletes, and even recruits, including Anzalone. He also posed for photos with some of them.
Dr. Sal Anzalone, Alex’s father, told the Reading (Pa.) Eagle late Friday that “something is just not right at Ohio State. It’s not for him.”
This isn't that big of a deal (I think) but it is embarrassing. If this kid doesn't want to play for a team with sex offenders in the fanbase then it looks like he's done playing football. These fucking people are EVERYWHERE now. Don't worry, though, the RedHawks will destroy Urban's rape van in just a few more months.