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Urban Meyer is pretty awesome at operating in gray areas on the recruiting trail. Haters are going to hate his recruiting practices forever. It’s because he is ELITE at it, no doubt. The thing here is that during the courtship of uber-tard Stefon Diggs, Meyer may or may not have been selling against his old school due to the off-field problems in Gainesville. The problem is that those off-field issues/culture mostly happened under his watch. This is hilarious and anyone smarter than Mo Claiborne can see through this charade. But I respect the moxie. He’s got the short-term memory of an ELITE closer in baseball. You’ve got to forget about the past. Your friend from two years ago can be your enemy today. He says that he still loves the Gators but you know that deep down in his black heart he wants them to die like he will later this year.
He let his players off the hook at Florida even though they were using drugs. This is pretty shitty actually and I hope that his one year sabbatical from coaching changed his perspective. Faking injuries in order for failed drug tests to remain under wraps? Really? Obviously, his job is to win first and all of the other stuff is a distant second. If Cheech Marin is bringing blunts to practice with him but still displays 4.3 speed on Saturdays, that was not a big deal to Urb. But it probably should have been; because after all, the more you let these kids be animals, the quicker that everything will implode. And that sort of happened. I guess what it comes down to is if you are going to be a dictator then BE A DICTATOR.
Urban treats his players differently based on their athletic prowess. I’ve never understood the problem with this. Jimmy Johnson did the exact same thing with the Cowboys. You most definitely give Santonio Holmes more leeway off the field than you do Commenter Daniel. It makes all the sense in the world. If Holmes gets a DUI while impregnating 4 chicks at the same time, you sit him for one half against Indiana. If Daniel does the same thing, you get him an olive tray for his wedding. I don’t see what the big deal with this is. Treating people the same way is OVERRATED. I treat my commenters differently. Grumpy gets way more wiggle room than Dut. It comes with the territory. By the way, Percy Harvin sounds like a huge asshole.
Urban Meyer is kind of a hypocrite. Yeah, his value system doesn’t really match with his actions but so what? As Andy Pettitte is proving, spending time with your family is not that great. Health be damned. If what this article says is true then Urban really isn't that much of a bad ass and he is much more of a doormat behind closed doors. We'll see how things have changed now that he's up here.
Again, this didn’t really do anything for me. The purpose behind this piece is still confusing. Can anyone figure out why this was even written? It's not like Florida is now Rice. I don’t know if it’s something in the water here but I don’t really hate Urban Meyer. I kind of like how open and honest he is. He TOTES hates all of the offensive linemen in the program and he says it pretty much every week. That’s awesome. Basically, I wanted to cover the main points of this waste of time and allow you a chance to praise/spit fire at Urban. Done and done. Way to waste everyone’s time and get my hopes up, Matt Hayes, you jerk.
If Hayes wants to get Urban fired or something, just wait until 9/2 when the frontpage headline of The Dispatch says: MEYER FIRED AFTER 72-0 LOSS TO REDHAWKS. That has a nice ring to it.