OK, so Bobby Petrino had an "inappropriate relationship" with a 25 year old who worked under him (or on top of him or doggy-style him perhaps). He decided to take her to his casting tryout for Sons Of Anarchy. He wrecked his bike because he sucks. He called up his cop buddy and tried to keep his companion's name under wraps. That worked about as well as tofu tacos. Now, his attempt to control the damage of his awful driving skills is blowing up in his face. Jessica Dorrell's life is pretty much ruined. Now what?
Now, there are pompous media assholes like CBS's Gregg Doyel (the absolute WORST columnist on the planet) screaming that Petrino should be fired. Yes, he lied to his AD. Yes, he violated a morality clause. Yes, his pizza face and neck brace picture is absolutely the best. But to lose his job? Come on.
Hey, Arkansas, you knew when you hired this guy by stealing him from MUDawg in the middle of the damn season that he has no soul or integrity. Does this REALLY surprise you? Would you rather be 21-5 over the last two years or go back to Houston Nutt or some other similar and average facsimile? Did anyone else see the SportsCenter package where they got the opinions of Arkansans? HILARIOUS! Those people are the best and by best I mean the worst. WOOOOOOO PIG SOOEY! If you fired every successful old guy who fucked some young broad that worked for him then we would have no government. Or we would, but it would be 100% Mormon. Do you want that?
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But it should come as no surprise that the media and other idiots are blowing this out of proportion. These are the same people that whine about bounties like they are going to destroy the NFL. Fuck these people like Gregg Doyel and the Hogtards calling for this buttfucker's job. Also, Fuck Petrino, too. He doesn't deserve to get fired. He deserves to get AIDS. Sometimes it's funny that people forget what year we live in. THIS SHIT HAPPENS, DEAL WITH IT. Fucking idiots.