|He'll be there. Maybe.|
The hockey game is not mandatory because how can I force anyone to do anything, Dut, you idiot. But the more the merrier as it should be a good game, both schools are pretty good and fighting for spots in the tournament, the tickets are only $11, THEY SELL BEER THERE (somehow), and the two programs hate each other. Seriously. They HATE each other. So if you want to go to that, let me know. Who knows, I might even buy your ticket (if I strike it rich playing KENO!!!).
I only have two rules for Ribfest though:
1. Grumpy could have easily told us to fuck off, but he didn't and is being a man about it. He pays for the eats, you buy your own beer/drinks. This is my rule for the event. Plus, I'm told that Grumpy is flying in Prime (may not be true)! I can't wait to see the look on our server's face when we drop this split checks bomb.
2. Remember why you are gathered. It was awhile ago, but we will be meeting because of the greatness of Tim Tenor and thus Iceman will lead our dinner with a 7 minute prayer. This is not negotiable. We must bless our food in the name of Timmy Tens.
So clear your calendars and join us in 19 days. Yep, Ribfest is on because I just get things done.