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*Whatever Ryan Braun did, I don't care - I just don't give a shit about what athletes put into their bodies. MLB wants to publicly crucify everyone that has bad piss, so the fact that they fucked this up is hilarious. I am currently enjoying their desire to sue the appeals process that they approved. LOL WUT? Basically, I like watching Braun play and since the only people crying about this are fans of the other teams in the NL Central, fuck them.
*Josh Hamilton may or may not be an asshole - I'm still trying to figure out whose side I'm on here. The Rangers bent over backwards to make Captain Crack Rocks comfortable and safe yet this is still a business. He doesn't technically owe them anything. I have a feeling that they are going to low-ball him on an extension this year (for like 8 mill a year or something) and hide behind his lapses as the reason. I get that but Hamilton the player is worth twice that. Hmmmmm, I don't know, I would probably side with the team on this. Without them, this guy is probably dead by now. So yeah, Josh, you do owe them.
*Buzz Williams is mature - I really like Marquette's team this season and them beating WV in Morgantown with a bunch of guys limited due to suspension was impressive. But Williams is the fucking coach. You don't dance on the other team's floor and damn near incite a riot after the game. That was a troll move.
*RG3 is still awesome - 4.38 40...height and weight were exactly what they needed to be...guess who is listed as the favorite to trade up for him? Hail to the Redskins! Hail victory! Braves on the warpath! Fight for ol' DC!
*The Dunk Contest is weird now - Yes, we all know that the participants in this competition get fucking worse every year. Yes, we have all already forgotten who the Hell Jeremy Evans is. I just don't get how it can be so hard to get people to do this. I mean, legit studs line up for a chance to win the 3 point contest, why can't John Wall or Luke Harangody do some athletic slamming? It might actually make people remember that Wall isn't a disappointment. And why are we voting only by fans? Dut tweeted in a vote for Jon Diebler. It was an ELITE tweet.
*Grady Sizemore LOL - Hurt his back picking up a ground ball...classic.
*College football makes sense? - I understand moving kickoffs from the 30 to the 35 to help with player safety and whatnot, but touchbacks start at the 25 now? The fuck? I don't think that I like this.
*The Daytona 500 happened (OR NOT!!!). The NBA All-Star Game also happened. Did Rick Nash get traded? Zombies? Is Mr. Ace alive? Do we even want him to be?
Alright, that will do for today. Just like usual, no Dead until the afternoon, please. Actually, Drew seems to be quite interested in a trip down to Oxford next year to check out our incredible hockey arena and to let Grump and myself show him our old stomping grounds. So there is something to look forward to, I guess. Oh! One more thing before I go...
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