|I choose to fuck over The University of Ohio State.|
But today is. Recruiting talk is permitted since National Signing Day is right now and it actually matters at the moment. Take advantage of this one day reprieve from the norm now because I’m not going to re-open the gates of this conversational Hell often. Get it out of your system. Drool all over 18 year old chiseled black kids while you still have a chance because tomorrow, you are done. That’s it. No more.
Now I know what you’re thinking: “That’s it? That’s all he has planned for today?” Yes. I’m not stupid. I’m not going to waste my time with my typical brilliant original content. I know that whatever I might have done would just get trampled by “RBN 4 LIFE” garbage. So this is it. Go for it. Yell at each other. See if I care. After all, it’s Bring Your Fleshlight To Work Day at the office and I’ll be pretty busy with that.