Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Open Forum: National Uggggggggh Day

I choose to fuck over The University of Ohio State.
OK, here's the thing: Do you know how many of you sort of hate it when the site takes a day or two to talk about pro basketball? I know this and am aware of this which is why I try to save that stuff for when it truly matters or is huge news. That is EXACTLY the way that I feel about recruiting. Wednesday is a big day. The rest of them aren't. In the simplest terms that I can imagine, SHUT THE FUCK UP. You will have your day where I will allow it. Today is not one of them.—G$, 1/30/2012

But today is. Recruiting talk is permitted since National Signing Day is right now and it actually matters at the moment. Take advantage of this one day reprieve from the norm now because I’m not going to re-open the gates of this conversational Hell often. Get it out of your system. Drool all over 18 year old chiseled black kids while you still have a chance because tomorrow, you are done. That’s it. No more.

Now I know what you’re thinking: “That’s it? That’s all he has planned for today?” Yes. I’m not stupid. I’m not going to waste my time with my typical brilliant original content. I know that whatever I might have done would just get trampled by “RBN 4 LIFE” garbage. So this is it. Go for it. Yell at each other. See if I care. After all, it’s Bring Your Fleshlight To Work Day at the office and I’ll be pretty busy with that.

69 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jeez, GMoney NSD is soo yesterday. Didnt you see the two great commitments OSU got for 2013. Thats where the story is at. We can drool over these kids and say how many Heismans they are going to win for another year. And supposedly there is another qaurterback that is in the bag, but that might piss off the other quarterback. So, the drama will continue and be as annoying as ever.

So, who cares about today because tomorrow it will start all over again with the next savior who is better than the previous savior who has yet to put on a uniform.

That is my rant for today.

Hoffman

Grumpy said...

I learned two things:

1. G$ hides his fleshlight in his car.

2. G$'s drive to work has a happy ending.

GMoney said...

It has made its way into the house, old man. Don't you worry about that.

I'm quasi-interested to see what young men want to start their college football lives with a win over The Heart Attack Kid in Columbus over Labor Day Weekend.

Mr. Ace said...

Once again Toledo dominates the MAC in recruiting.

Michigan already has one commit today. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo suck it Fuckeyes.

The Iceman said...

There you go, Brady. Go crazy...

Anonymous said...

"Once again Toledo dominates the MAC in recruiting."

Give me a fucking break with this. Thats like saying you are the coolest commenter on this site, which is filled with a bunch of fucking retards.

When this sport has a meaningful playoff system, this day will matter.

Seal

Anonymous said...

One of my favorite days of teh year.

Buckeyes already have 20 LOI's (letter of intents) in. We are waiting on decisions from LB Jamal Marcus and OT Kyle Dodson today. Also, have two super fast playmakers that are still a week or two away from their decision (this pisses me off, but whatever).

It will be interesting to see where the # 1 recruit in the nation Green-Beckham goes....Mizzou or Arkansas.

--Drew

MuDawgfan said...

Dawgs aren't up against any B1G teams this year - but I'll comment that our two hottest priorites are

Josh Harvey-Clemons (uncommitted)
JaQuay Williams (De-Committed from AU when Malzahn left)
Brandon Green (committed to Bama but said to be waivering.

1/3 would be great
2/3 would send me through the moon
3/3 would be fleshlight.

GMoney said...

It will be interesting to see where the # 1 recruit in the nation Green-Beckham goes....Mizzou or Arkansas.

Or it won't be interesting at all since both of those programs will remain average with or without him. Nice try though.

By the way, here's a lesson, if you want to put someone else's quotes in italics in order to point out how dumb or pointless they are, the html is at the beginning and at the end.

GMoney said...

Shit. That free lesson didn't work out as well as planned. Whatevs.

MuDawgfan said...

http://hscalifornia.scout.com/a.z?s=153&p=8&c=1&nid=5064151


Dawgs land Harvey-Clemons, Nations #1 OLB - but Williams chooses to stay with Auburn.

No Fleshlight :(

Mr. Ace said...

Are the Hurricanes still giving away free creampie and abortion combo's? The NCAA should gang rape that program, but they are stilling pulling in the typical talent.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Ace....Golden is doing a number today.

The Gator fans are in meltdown mode! hahahaha

MUDawg...saw you guys landed that LB. Niiiiiiiiice. That's too bad on Jaquay.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Espn reported this morning that Stefon diggs would commit today. Of course, they were wrong. How can a network with so many resources be so wrong all the time?

There isn't much drama for osu today. Of course, the two players that I really want (Neal and diggs) aren't committing for a week. I still don't see the point of waiting.

Michigan just got some 5'7 165 lb rb. Very nice.

Dut

MuDawgfan said...

Drew - for all the hype of Muschamp as a coach, he's proving to be a very average recruiter.

Dawgs last "announcement player" will be Avery Young from Tampa area. Thought to be favoring Miami.

The Iceman said...

I'm sure OSU has never recruited a guy that size before. Good insight, Dut. Fuckin idiot.

GMoney said...

RedHawks, despite being terrible, have apparently pulled in a very good MAC-level class. #15 center and #16 TE nationally (or the other way around) are headed to Oxford. And a RB whose last name is SNOWBALL! Easily my new favorite player.

BEAT OHIO! BOTH OF THEM!

Anonymous said...

It doesn't surprise me that the two flashiest players left on the OSU radar are Dut's biggest two desires.

The biggest position of needs for OSU were LB and OL this year. Jamal Marcus just announced for OSU which is another sick LB. Dodson is an OT and announcing at 12:15...very important.

I'm thinking there will only be one schollie left if Dodson commits today...meaning it will be a race between Neal and Diggs if they want to come join the part. We shall see.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Iceman, OSU hasn't ever recruited anyone that size. Fuckin idiot.

Anonymous said...

Iceman is a little chippy today! I didn't say anything negative about the little running back.

I hear urban accidentally said Neal's name on espn. Add another year to the bowl ban.

I heard dodson was a lock via twitter.

Dut

GMoney said...

Iceman, OSU hasn't ever recruited anyone that size. Fuckin idiot.

GUARANSHEED that this statement isn't true. No wonder you post anonymously when you make bizarre blanket generalizations like this.

You probably also "hear" things on Twitter just like Captain Stubble Groom.

Brady said...

Michigan and Ohio State will be in the top 5 this season. That is fucking awesome. As much as I make fun of that fat fuck Brady Hoke (an awesome first name is all he's got going for him) he has proved he can recruit against a program in shambles with a bowl ban hanging over its' head.

Enter THE URBANATOR! Since our new head man has taken over, he is 8-0 against Michigan with players that held offers from both schools. I'm not a math major but that seems like a pretty good success rate. I'm confident that any kid with half a brain is taking OSU over Michigan this next decade.

Jamal Marcus just chose the Bucks to get our class to 24. Solid 4 star DE/OLB that will be playing OLB in College.

ZThs signings of Jalin Marshall and Cam Burrows for the 2013 class are HUGE. We may have our next QB in Marshall.

Anonymous said...

Dut...Dodson was sounding like he was going to USC last night. Trending to OSU today.

G$...I want to see a picture of you holding your fleshlight while rocking a SNOWBALL jersey!

--Drew

The Iceman said...

Dut acts like stating the physical stature of a Michigan recruit wasn't a shot at the program. Cute.

Hey Anon...just one glance at OSU's roster THIS YEAR and I see there's a dude who is 5'7" 180. So your theory is toast with this year's roster alone. And go fuck yourself. Go back to eating your own shit.

Anonymous said...

Brady's Brady Hoke comment is the best comment of the day.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Iceman...who is this 5'7'' guy on the OSU roster you speak of?

OSU has definitely taken some guys that size.

--Drew

The Iceman said...

Whenever Brady talks about recruits all I hear is:

"Jamaal Berry, Jamaal Berry, I was dead wrong about Jamaal Berry."

Brady said...

For every Jamaal Berry there is a Ryan Shazier out there Ice. It's a numbers game my friend. Berry had the talent but couldn't stay out of trouble. Whatevs. There are FIVE other backs on this team waiting to get their shot. Berry can go live his life of crime and eat fried chicken for all I care.

The Iceman said...

I hear that every single year from you Brady. Stop acting like a USC fan.

Brady said...

Please don't ever compare me to USC. I'm not a fringe fan that only cares when the team is relevant. Rod Smith, Hall, Carlos Hyde, Brionte Dunn and Warren Ball sounds like a pretty good group to pick from. Jamaal Berry can fuck himself.

The Iceman said...

Rod Smith, Hall, Carlos Hyde, Brionte Dunn and Warren Ball sounds like a pretty good group to pick from.


116 yds
405 yds
566 yds
Freshman
Freshman

Exactly what are so jacked about?

Brady said...

We had an anemic offense and Boom Herron was the starter. Did I mention we couldn't throw the ball because Joe Fucking Bauserman started for awhile and everyone stacked the line?

There is plenty of talent in that backfield. Now we have a rock star coach who brought a brand new offense with him. I guarantee there is an All-American in that group.

GMoney said...

Rod Smith is terrible. FACT.

Cowherd was OPENLY cheering for Lane Kiffin to finish strong today. What a jocksniffing queerbate.

Toledo locked up 1 4 star and 8 3's today. Jesus...that is ELITE. Mr. Ace is a faggot still. Just a reminder.

Brady said...

Kyle Dodson... Buckeye.

6'6" 310lbs should look pretty good on the line.

GMoney said...

Question: Florida State seemingly is in the top 5 on NSD every year yet always sucks. Why?

Mr. Ace said...

Correction: Toledo locked down 1 4* recruit and 9 3* recruits. The best team in Ohio just got better.

Anonymous said...

G$...I think it's only been a couple years like that for FSU...since Jimbo took over.

Iceman...who the fuck is the current midget on OSU? I believe you...just can't think of who it is.

--Drew

GMoney said...

who the fuck is the current midget on OSU?

Urban Meyer's penis. COUNT IT!!!

Hey homos, you are running out of time to talk about guys that will probably be busts...GET IT TOGETHER AND FINISH STRONG!

The Iceman said...

We had an anemic offense and Boom Herron was the starter. Did I mention we couldn't throw the ball because Joe Fucking Bauserman started for awhile and everyone stacked the line?

WHOAH!!! EXCUSE TITLE WAVE!!!

DAN Herron sat out half the year. One of those "studs" had 6 weeks to establish themselves as a threat. All failed. And Joe Bauserman only started for 3 of those 6 games. Nice try, but you can't blame everything on Joey Ballgame. Braxton Miller didn't seem to have a problem finding holes when he finally took over in week 3.

Meanwhile, everyone stacked the line against Michigan because they knew Denard Robinson throws like Akili Smith...yet Robinson AND Toussaint managed to eclipse 1,000 yards rushing. Hmmmm...interesting, Brady.

Anonymous said...

I'll finish strong...

*I think Iceman made up a fact that I believe and that confuses me....ANSWER ME.

*Wisconsin only has 12 commits due to DILDO BIELEMA losing all of his assistants......LOLZ.

*Michigan is still after Jordan Diamond who I view as a player that has Seantrel Henderson's brain and half of the skillset. I think he'll announce for Arkansas on Friday just because he'll think that he has less competition there.

*Buckeyes are still after Neal and Diggs. Wish these two fucks would have already made up their minds...but it sounds like we have to wait like two weeks. Diggs sounds like a crackhead...which is worrisome...but, he's AWESOME.

*Oh....and Radar Online is reporting that there will be a new recruit in less than 9 months....BECAUSE SNOOKI IS PREGNANT.

How about THAT for finishing strong!

--Drew

The Iceman said...

Drew...it's Adam Griffin. I didn't recognize the name. He's a Freshman so I doubt he even plays, but he's on the roster. Plus Jordan Hall is listed at 5'9 and we all know that shit isn't true. Unless you believed Michael Crabtree was 6'5 before the conbine. Hall's probably closer to 5'7 as well.

The Iceman said...

And that 5'7 170 lb. recruit Dut was talking about is 3 star RB Dennis Norfleet out of Detroit. Not someone Hoke was hoping to get in order to seal up a top 10 class, so whatevs. Norfleet went to MLK high so he probably carries a gun on him in his jersey pants like Billy Cole...so I'm cool with it.

Brady said...

Yes, I am making excuses. Last year was an unmitigated disaster. We'll just refer to it as the "lost year" from here on out. I'm glad you got your win in against us Ice because shit won't be that easy next year. I mean, it did take Michigan's best team in 5 years to beat OSU's worst in the last 20 (and a couple of over throws) but whatevs.

Urban took a class that was out of the top 25 and turned it into one of the best in 2 months. Hmmm, I wonder what he can do with those guys on an actual football field?

Drew, I think we have a good shot at Diggs. I haven't been hearing great things about Neal picking the Buckeyes but we shall see.

The Dodson signing was HUGE today. The Buckeyes ended up with 2 stud OT's and that was a glaring position of need. I am confident that Urban's offense will open up the running game and take advantage of Braxton's strengths. This is his dream job after all.

I can't wait until the spring game. 100,000+ for that baby guaranteed.

OK, I think my recruiting rant is over. Thanks to G$ for the open forum today. I won't bring it up again until spring game time.

Anonymous said...

Iceman...Griffin is not a very example. He's Archie's son and was given a scholarship. A LOT of people weren't happy with that as he's not even remotely good enough, but whatever....it's Archie's son. That being said...that Armani Reeves that we beat out Michigan for is only like 5'9''...so that's a midget.

Brady....we have a much better shot at Neal than we do Diggs.

--Drew

GMoney said...

Thanks for the reminder, Brady. I have less respect for people that care about the Spring games than I do for recruiting. That means that you are pretty much the most dispicable person on Earf.

Grumpy said...

Please make it stop.

The Iceman said...

Michigan's best team in 5 years?? It was their ONLY team in 5 years. When DickRod was there he started like, 70 Freshmen. Yeah, they got much better from year 1 to year 4 but that class was easily one of the lowest grade recruiting classes in the history of Michigan football. They didn't have eleventy billion "blue chippers" like the Fuckeyes apparently had...because correct me if I'm wrong, what you put on the field last year were Tressell's guys. And also correct me if I'm wrong, Tressell was one of the best recruiters in the country and only brought in "blue chippers" so you could "reload" every year. I don't give a shit about the suspensions, either. If the Fuckeyes are bursting with talent every single year at every single position as you so claim, 5 guys missing out of 80 shouldn't matter if you really have the talent you believe you have.

Brady said...

You're right Drew. I flip flopped the names when I was typing it. Totally unacceptable.

Ice, Tressel was a good recruiter but he wasn't ELITE. He did pretty good in the state but would always miss out on the big guys on signing day. That little luxury you enjoyed is over. We cleaned up today fucker.

I LOVE the Spring game. It gives you the first look at the team for the upcoming season. I still had last year's on my DVR until the end of the season. I have a hard on just thinking about it. If that makes em the worst person on earf then so be it.

The Iceman said...

"Ice, Tressel was a good recruiter but he wasn't ELITE."

Nice to see you flip flop on your story, John Kerry. In the height of Tressel-Mania the only person who was a better recruiter was Jesus. I still remember all the "blue chip" and "reload" conversations we had about the embarrassment of riches of talent flowing through that program. Now that you guys have Urban Meyer, Tressel was just "okay". But I probably misremember those conversations too. Don't I, Roger Clemens.

The Iceman said...

And let's not forget that Tressel has been in the top 10 in recruiting 4 of the last 6 years since 2006.

So much for Tressel not being an ELITE recruiter. Thank you, come again.

Grumpy said...

Iceman wins; not even close.

GMoney said...

8 year old John Kerry references = AUTOMATIC WIN!

Brady said...

He always let the big guys slip away at the end. He even started to lose Ohio guys the last few years. Listen, I love Tress and he should still have his job. Shit went down however and we landed one of the top 3 recruiters in the nation. Guys are excited to come play in that offense. Plus, the defensive players we pulled this year have as much potential as any class Tressel ever pulled in. FACT. It's not a foregone conclusion that OSU is winning a title every year but I am fucking pumped for the possibilities with this new staff.

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