|Suck on that, Orakpo.|
So I told him to request my friendship on Facebook and email me. He did. I haven't replied yet. It's been four days now. I hope he gets the hint that I did not appreciate that kamikaze tactic. I am still confused how my friend could give away my phone number and allow me to be spammed on a cold call. I don't want to be a dick since she is a friend of mine, but then again, what friend would do this? The wife is on the same page as I am and said to just blame her (which I plan on doing anyway). But the course of action I plan on taking now is the one of stupidity. I'm just going to ignore it and hope he goes away. If he sends me another email, then I just play dumb. Either way, this blows and I will not be listening to anything. Never trust anyone. Ever. Let's get talking about terrible NFL play. I will probably write way too much about this since no one else will be working today. Fags.
Last Wednesday's Post - Yeah, just ignore that one. It was a good thought that the Colts don't want Luck, but fuck me.
People that disagree with this - Maurice Jones-Drew is the best RB in football. Period. How can you lead the league in rushing (by a lot) while playing on the worst offense in the NFL? Dude sick. I'll take him on my fantasy team any time.
Lions Defense - The fuck? What a terrible effort. Over/under on Drew Brees touchdown passes next week is 7.5. Take the over.
Actually, both defenses - Fat Stafford and Matt Flynn were pretty nasty though. If the Redskins signed Flynn tomorrow, he would immediately become the best QB that we've had since Mark Rypien (greatest QB of all time).
Black Monday - I like a good coach firing. Today should be fun at the Spagnuolo, Morris, Caldwell, and Norval Turner households.
The Sanchise - This guy blows. It probably didn't help that Santonio quit the team in the 2nd quarter. The Jets signed him to a 5 yr/50 million dollar deal this past offseason. LOLZ!
Rex Ryan - It's south Florida. You don't need a sweater vest. And please don't guarantee any more Super Bowls.
Michael Strahan - Dammit! His fake sack record still remains as the much cooler Jared Allen falls a half sack short. Maybe if Josh McCown was as much of an embarrassment to the game as Favretard was, he would have laid down for The Mullet.
Stevie Johnson - Way to get benched in the first half because of your cocksucking undershirt, asshole. Jesus, this guy has to be the dumbest person in a league filled with idiots.
Jake Delhomme - HE'S BACK!!! Christ, how many Texan QBs are going to get hurt this year? If I was still a gambling man, I would be pumped to see that I can still bet against Delhomme in the playoffs. Why the fuck did they go for 2 from the 7? That made no sense unless they really want to play Tennessee again next week. Which they probably should because Tennessee is AIDS.
Sean Payton/Drew Brees - Fellas, all of this running up the score that you've been doing recently is going to come back to bite you. Mark it down, all of these meaningless one yard touchdown passes to Jed Collins will haunt them.
El Sex Cannon - If that was your last start in Washington, well, uh yeah. It was pretty funny that the RedZone channel didn't show one live play of this game. It was almost like it never happened. If the starting QB for the Skins in week 1 next year isn't Luck, RG3, or Flynn, I am going to be pissed.
Bengals/Texans? - This game will get worse ratings than the Belk Bowl. Actually, both AFC wild card games have huge turd potential.
Orton's Revenge! - I don't understand why this was a big deal all week. Orton was fucking terrible and got benched. He asked to be released and the Broncos allowed him to find work elsewhere. He did. Exactly what was he trying to prove again?
Al Davis's Honor - Guess not. At least they aren't giving up two first rounders for Carson Palmer though.
The Steelers - So we're all in agreement that this team is just a skidmark better than the Browns, right? I mean, did you watch those two games? Those teams are even. The troof hurts.
Believeland - Honest question: is there one single person on this team to be excited about? Joe Thomas is a stud but you don't watch games to see how a LT is doing. There is ZERO reason to watch the Browns. Draft Trent Richardson and Alshon Jeffery/Michael Floyd in the first round and maybe people will care again. Maybe...
Kris Humphries - I just had to mention this. The Nets and Cavs played last night in Believeland. Humphries went up for a dunk and got stuffed by the rim. It was glorious.
Tim Tenor - Hmmmmm...that was quite poor. We all know that Tenor is saving himself for marriage. I like to think that he is also saving decent QB play for the Steelers. He fucking better. It's not like he's going to have to worry about Ryan Clark's AIDS blood though. GO TENOR!!!
Feel free to talk bowl games or whatever. That's it. Oh, and I won another fantasy league yesterday. 2 this year...ELITE.