I clearly shot my load yesterday with that mammoth Rudy review and thus the fallout is a quick hitter today. We begin things with the first Craig James political ad being run in Texas. You know, I don’t care about politics at all and that’s the way I like it, but I would never ever vote for this asshole. Even if his whole platform was that he would personally pay my taxes out of his own wallet, I still wouldn’t vote for him. He is just such a cocksucker. So let it be known that I’m rooting for the return of the assassination! Someone please take Craig James out! It's Texas, they all have guns, right? A few other potential topics to get you through the day:
*The NHL has announced that next year’s Winter Classic will feature the Toronto Maple Leafs and Detroit Red Wings invading The Big House. Wow, not really a rivalry at all but those two fanbases should be able to put a ton of asses in those 10 inch seats. What will Bettman do when Hokeamania singlehandedly beats the shit out of both teams though?
*There are quite a few people out there who like to cry about there being too many bowl games. Usually, this hate is pointed at the bowls featuring the Toledos and Air Forces of the world. And that is misplaced anger. You should be pointing your fingers at the Ohio Buckeyes, Michigan offense, and the rest of the Big Ten for turning this year’s bowl season (and pretty much every bowl season to be frank) into a turd. The MAC bowls are always entertaining. The Big Ten sucks. And it's about to get even worse next year.
*Denard Robinson is a fucking terrible quarterback. It just needed to be said again.
*DeMarcus Cousins LOL!
*Chris Jericho is back on Raw? Now I definitely know what I’ll be watching on Monday night. Sorry, but Y2J is way more entertaining than the rematch that no one wanted.
*Speaking of rasslin’, and it was not mentioned yesterday, but Brad Nessler quoting Ric Flair during the Sugar Bowl only proves that Nessler is one of the all-time greats. Had his partner given him a follow-up “WOOOOO!”, I would have lost my shit.
*While the start of the Cavs season has been a very pleasant surprise, I am salivating at the thought of adding Harrison Barnes, Jeremy Lamb, or Michael Kidd-Gilchrist to this team. Jesus, the draft next year is going to be so fucking sick. It might rival the class of 2003.
Stay tuned tomorrow for our NFL playoff preview post and contest. I’ll also give a best and worst from my preseason predictions. Remember when I picked Philip Rivers to win the MVP? Terrible!
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The Dems should run Mike Leach against James. Landslide.
So tomorrow will just be a Steelers hate fest; thanks for the warning.
When is there ever a good day to not hate those raping smiling faggots? They are the Notre Dame of the NFL, except no one would ever watch a movie about the Steelers, even with the abundance of retards in and surrounding that organizations, fan-base especially.
Steeler fans make even the most conservative of republicans rethink their stance on abortions.
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Also, since I don't really care about baseball aside from raping 90% of the league with my cavalcade of closers, I missed Florida changing it's name to the Miami Marlins, complete with hilariously racist Mexican uniforms. I will laugh every time I see Jose Reyes go up to the plate (which I imagine may be twice on the off chance I see a baseball highlight)looking like an extra from season 2 of Eastbound and Down.
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And the Marlins just traded for Carlos Zambrano! Ozzie and Carlos together at last! There's going to be a ton of well-manicured lawns in south Florida this Spring.
Hey Jeff, your alma mater sucks at football. Clemson is the punchline to every joke ever told.
So Dave Attell was on Conan last night featuring a pony tail and he made the biggest announcement in the history of the world...he will be hosting the 2012 AVN Awards!!! I look forward to running a live journal on that beautiful ceremony again this year.
First off, the NHL made no announcement on the 2013 Winter Classic yesterday. I have no idea where you came up witht hat, but it didn't happen.
That being said, it will be featuring the Red Wings. The opponent and site are still being worked out....either Michigan Stadium or Comerica Park. Also, Wings/Leafs is a HUGE rivalry. The two teams were in teh same division "Norris Division" until 1993 when the league realigned.
Go Steelers this weekend. I can't wait to see Tebow throw for 57 more yards than I will that day.
--Drew
I love Dave Attell; hosting the AVN Awards has to be the pinnacle of his career.
Hmmmm...could my NHL sources be wrong? Maybe it was just a rumor that I took as fact. Someone get me a job at The Dispatch!
We should all have Craig James bumper stickers on our cars. If he wins, no more calling games and no more awful sportscenter segments with Mark May. Just getting rid of those segments is enough for me.
James in 2012!
-Damman
Christ, I almost forgot to mention that Jersey Shore season 5 starts tonight. This is the last go-round for this group of MENSA members, so they better go out with a bang.
Damn. I had no idea Jersey Shore 5 was beginning tonight. I would assume the DVR remembers that that is a must record.
I hope someone kills Craig James.
--Drew
How could people in Texas vote vote for this guy after watching pony excess? He didn't even have the sack to admit taking money while at SMU. James is the kind of guy who would cry during the Lion King.
If Tim Tenor beats the Steelers...do you think Grumpy ever shows his face again?
If Tim Tenor wins, I will drive to Columbus and buy ribs at the place in Grove City I can never remember the name of for all the Money Shot regulars that show up.
That good enough for you Iceman?
You mean Hoggy's on 5th in Grandview (which I think are better than Montgomery Inn actually despite Paul Keels and I being in the Inn Crowd)? YOU ARE ON. GO TENOR!
I would have no problem with Craig James staying on ESPN full time...just as long as he always wears that hilarious cowboy hat from his commercial. And every time he speaks he has to say that he believes in America, too.
Damn was that painful. At least we were part of the highest scoring bowl game in history right!?!?!
I'm just glad ole yabo dabo doo had them ready to play. They sure bounced back well from that fumble on the goal line....
Tajh Boyd may be the only quarterback who has gotten worse with experience. You might be able to throw Denard in that category too.
I feel like that's acceptable. Let the hands of tim tenor produce ribs for the hungry.
That game last night was painful. Way to show up Clemson.
I saw John Gruden mistake Michelle Obama for their sideline reporter. I hate Gruden. I'd root for him to win office in Texas to not have to listen to his inane ramblings every Monday.
Bring on the Shore. I have a feeling Situation will be even douchier this season. If that's even possible.
Oh- and good riddance to Z. I hope he fist fights with Hanley and Ozzie in spring training.
Grumpy...as nice as your ribs offer is, I will still be rooting for the Steelers/James Harrison to destroy Tebow.
--Drew
Dont sell yourself short gentleman. All you can eat buffet at that very Hoggy's for 9.99 every day!
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Does that mean that if Tenor is victorious Drew is barred from ribs on Grumpy? I'm confused.
Drew gets free ribs regardless. Fuck the rest of you.
Smokey Bones on Stringtown Rd.? If you win, you pick the place.
"There's going to be a ton of well-manicured lawns in south Florida this Spring."
Spectacular G$! It made me forget for a moment that you mentioned RAW in your post. The lion tamer is the BEST move of all time though.
If it weren't for Nessler, I would've stuggled to get through that Sugar Bowl. The guy is lights out. Top 2 announcers in the country no question.
Smokey Bones is OVERRATED. Not ELITE.
Smokey Bones caters to the trailer park community.
Tough crowd. Bitch about a free meal. Pick your place, not that it will ever come to that.
I'll leave that to drew...since it sounds like he's the go to guy for Columbus cuisine.
Smokey Bones is to Rib joints as Ponderosa was to steak houses.
One of my favorite Cleveland writers had the greatest Steeler fan reference of all time today. I thought I would share it with you before the game this weekend.
"Steelers fans were all high school majorettes that put on 50 pounds, moved to trailer parks, and bandwagon with winning teams to have at least one good thing in their life while waiting for the Welfare check to come so they can get that fancy new Velveeta flavor of Mad Dog"
No offense to you personally Grumpy but that comparison is DEAD ON in my experience with these mouth breathers. Fucking hilljacks. I realize there is no way in hell Tim Tenor and his blue balls have any shot in hell of pulling the upset but I guess stranger things have happened. Go Broncos! (1986/1987 versions of my dad are on their way to kick my ass for making that last statement).
Face it fools...it's just gonna be a man date with Grumpy and myself.
--Drew
We are going to fucking Barley's if Tebow wins and proves to be the genuine rebirth of christ. No other place compares.
Well, if we go to Barley's, we might as well drive up to Private Dancer (also on Grumpy's dime).
"Cleveland writer" is an oxymoron.
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