Friday, January 20, 2012
I guess that the Colts are interested in naming Jim Tressel as their next coach as well. Whoa! That would be some fun stuff. That would be some promotion from "worthless guy in a box" to head coach though. Tress might be back! WEEEEEE!!!
I can't believe that I forgot to mention this earlier this week but in the waning seconds of Florida State's buggering of North Carolina last weekend, Roy Williams pulled his Heels off the floor for "safety" purposes. Colonel Sanders was a fraidy cat about fans storming the floor. WHAT A BITCH! Soulja Roy has been around long enough to know that you take your losses like a fucking man and that means dealing with the students in opposing gyms. You don't yank your guys off the floor just because you let some asshole name Dulkys knock down a million threes. Pussy shit. Not even a faggot like Coach K would pull that crap. North Carolina and Lange are shitbirds.
Now, time for my predictions of the Conference Championship games. I had a fairly productive last week going 5-3. Prime owned all of us with a 7-1 weekend. mdrgolf made his triumphant return with a solid 5-3 slate. And bringing up the rear were Dut, Brady, and Jeff who all went 1-7. Clearly, they know nothing about football. Wait a minute--Browns fan, Browns fan, Steelers fan...yep, they know nothing about football. Onto the picks with the standings to follow:
The Wire @ Cheers -7.5 O/U 50.5
I find it absolutely hilarious yet somewhat commendable that Ed Reed openly calls Joe Flacco a shit salad yet #5 gives no fucks. That's sort of cool actually. EVERYONE is on Flacco for being Trent Dilfer's bastard son but he still keeps his ELITE swagger that he has no business having. I would compare it to Eddie House who is a God awful basketball player but will shoot 35 footers and not even think twice about it. Great analogy, G$! Flacco is Eddie House! The Patriots appear to be on a mission again. I think that they sense that the Giants are waiting in the wings and they want their revenge. So I expect them to take care of bid-ness on Sunday afternoon. Basically, I don't want to see two straight weeks of Ray Lewis interviews. He sucks. And GRONK, N-WORD is going to spike a ball through his stabby chest. Patriots 31-17 UNDER
Gotham City @ Lisp City -2.5 O/U 42.5
Apparently, ELITE Manning has been leaking doo-doo butter the past few days and this is a story that the media wants to blow out of proportion. They don't realize that the luckiest QB of all time just has to close his eyes and wing it and someone on his team will catch it and score. I am rooting for the Niners big time because I don't like the Giants and I do like Harbaugh. It's pretty simple. But do I believe that they can beat a team as hot as NYG? The Giants aren't going to put a loser like Malcolm Jenkins on Vernon Davis all game. They will stuff the run. Michael Crabtree is going to have to actually catch a football. Basically, that's what I think it comes down to. If Crabtree can be a stud, the Niners and NFL MVP David Akers will win. Unfortunately, Crabtree sort of blows. And San Fran won their Super Bowl last week. They can't do it two weeks in a row. Should be a good game, but get ready to watch ELITE Manning celebrate like a ferry. New York 24-23 OVER
Standings after two weeks:
10-6: Prime, Li'l Strut
7-9: Ide, Drew, Damman
6-10: Jeff, Dut, Iceman
5-11: Seal, Andrew, mdrgolf
3-13: Brady...the biggest moron ever
Honestly, you have to be a real idiot to not pick a New England/NYG Super Bowl (which probably means that we're going to get a terrible Harbaugh Bowl rematch). You know that it's going to happen. So enjoy the football this weekend and we'll be back on Monday to laugh at the players that cost their teams a Super Bowl title shot (Joe Flacco).