The end of the year is nigh so we must reflect on 2011 and figure out who was truly the greatest man of the year. It took me awhile to shrink the talent pool down to 7 living (and 1 dead) finalists, but I am confident that we have the right men and we will honor them like the titans that they are. Who will join last year's co-winners of Corey Wootton and Arthur Moats? No more setup, let's get to the nominees:
THE WINNER OF THE 2011 MONEY SHOT MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD IS:
Steve Shubin - Who? Oh, he's no one of importance...just the INVENTOR OF THE FLESHLIGHT. I wonder how he thought of this actually. Was he just sitting around one day watching softcore porn and said "Man, I would really like to stick my dick in that flashlight." Actually, if you watch the video (and you mos def should), dude is a genius. I would love to live in "the house that fleshlight built".
As Ice Cube once proudly stated: Bow down to a (n-word) that's greater than you. I think I can speak for all of us when I say that Steve Shubin is, without question, greater than us. And thus, he is the 2011 Money Shot Man of the Year.