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*I’m sorry, but if you are in the Eastern Time zone, there is no excuse for 9:36 pm tip-offs. It’s not like I’m going to watch the game anyway (I won’t) because Sons of Anarchy is way better and having a goddamn terrific bounce back season. Still...that's too late and I'm getting too old for this shit.
*Anyone else following this Syracuse story with all the butt play and whatnot? Apparently, ESPN knew about this shit in 2003 and just sat on it. Reason? Because there was only one accuser! Now that there are two, they think it’s a story. Nice morals! Granted, McQueary was wrong all the way through for doing nothing, but ESPN pretty much did the exact same thing. What am I trying to say here exactly? Kill Cowherd.
*Well, the NBA Lockout is over and that means that our Lockout Arrest Draft is over before it really ever got started. That’s the biggest casualty of this whole saga. We each built tremendous franchises and it ended up being a massive waste of time. And I was so close to Kris Humphries murdering a paparazzo. You all owe me a flesh light anyway.
*Monday night on Sportscenter (which Mike Golic hosts for some reason), Mike and Mike spent two minutes discussing whether or not Tim Tebow is the NFL MVP. And I here I thought that our Arrest Draft was a waste of time.
*Clones, can we please get a moratorium on Ide and Ape sharing health tips? I’ve seen these mountains of lemon parties up close countless times and they are not even remotely qualified to better your life. Maybe in the future, fellas, but for the rest of us slobs, we’ll be taking nutritional advice from the Dolph Lundgren’s and Glenn Danzig’s of the world. You know, the real beefcakes.
*I’m getting pretty sick and tired of all this goddamn rain. Just turn to fucking snow already. I really, really want to get my snow blower out again. It is easily one of the ten greatest inventions of all time.
Whatever. That’s it. Occupy The Comments. Hopefully, Brady Hoke shows up again.