Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Hail.

                                        No catchy slogan.  Just taste it.


After careful consideration (actually took me about 3 seconds) I decided to reward Ace for his verbal anal uppercutting of Drew leading up to the Michigan vs. Ohio game on Wednesday.  Well, that and probably because everything he has to say is exactly what I'll have to say.  What he left out/needed correcting, I added in parentheses.  Here's what Mark Wahlberg's number one fan was thinking after the game this past Saturday.

Good morning, Fuckeye fucktards.  It is your former captain speaking, Mr. Ace (Ape).  And let me just say, IT'S GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE!  I don't think there is any point in talking about The Game.  We all saw what happened.  The better team won.  But I would like to focus on a couple (bitter and childish) reactions from the Fuckeye faithful.

Damman (Urban Meyer's personal blow up doll, ready and willing to be fucked in all holes on film):  "A note to all Michigan fans:  Ohio State will be back and better than ever once Urban (Like Madonna or Seal...he only has one name now) gets up and running so don't get too cocky with your one win in eight tries (We don't count the BitchRod era the same way you don't count anything from before 1918).  All you've done is wake up an entitled fan base that was nearly feeling sorry for how far you'd fallen (The fuck you were.  More like savoring every moment you dick sniffing shit sucker).  So, congrats on having a lead for the first time in four years and for finally defending you home field for the first time in the last five tries (see above, Era: BitchRod).  We look forward to you visit next November."

Damman (covered in semen):  "Congrats Michigan, you beat a 6-5 team (that was picked unanimously by ALL fans to finish in the top 10)."

Lil Poopson (apparent literary wizard):  "If Braxton (Tate Forcier) could make throws in stride!  If you think change is coming Michigan your dumb (used "your" wrong when referring to dumb Michigan fans.  Very credible accusation).  365 days until the streak begins again."

Lil Poopson (puts down application to Head Start and bandages knuckles) :  "Talk is cheap see ya at the shoe next year!!!  N we won't be starving, just looking for desert (?? Desert?  To bury the hookers in your crawl space?)."

I responded to Lil Poopson's last comment with, "Talk IS cheap...40-34."  Dagger.

Worst fanbase in the fucking world.  Everything that I said Wednesday still applies today.  How many games until Urban Meyer has a heart attack/cheats on his wife (gets caught naked Skyping with Dut) and is forced to quit?  Seven?  I'm glad Urban Meyer took this job.  When Michigan runs through Columbus (with BitchRod's recruits) on the way to the Rose Bowl next year it will make it that much sweeter.  No more fucking excuses (but we'll hear them anyway because Ohio fans love listening to themselves bitch more than they love beating up women).  Urban Meyer is Jesus Fucking Christ, right?  Nothing but undefeated seasons and unicorn gang bangs in Columbus from now on.  Let the delusions of grandeur begin (continue).

But I have just one question for Urban Meyer and the Fuckeye Fucktards; WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN HOKE-A-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?  Now excuse me while I plan my trip to New Orleans.

Thank you Ace.  Well said, as always.  But you left out that Brady Hoke's 2012 recruiting class currently ranks #1 in all of college football.  So there's that.  Now that we have that out of the way let's talk about this weekend's conference title games...well the ones that matter anyway...while Drew puts everything in his life on hold to go look up things that were said in comment sections 4 years ago.

ACC - I wonder if I jumped off Beamer's neck I would soar 50 feet in the air like in the movie Flubber.  I bet I would...or can it pick up ink from newspapers like silly putty?  One or the other has to be correct.  Rematch game for Beamer and the Fighting Fake Necks, here.  Clemson comes in losing 3 of their last 4 including a horrible loss to NC State.  In a stat I just made up for this paragraph, Beamer is 24-1 when facing a team a second time in the same season that he lost to the first time.  Based on this completely false information I'm taking Va. Tech to beat Clemson in this one.

Fake Necks 27  Clemson 13

Big 10 (12) - Another revenge game and another chance for Kirk Cousins to show the world how a dickless, no talent, fucking girl throws.  My first prediction is Colon Cowturd has a Kirk Cousins thong that he smells every night before bed.  My second prediction is that William Gholston tries to dig out someones intestines with his bare hands.  Wisconsin had chances to win this game the first time around but blew it in magnificent fashion.  Also, Michigan needs Sparty to win this game to have a shot at a BCS game so naturally Wisconsin will do what they couldn't seem to do the first time around....which is win.

Wisconsin 24  Michigan State 17

Pac-12 - What a fuckin weird conference title game.  USC can't play in it because OJ Mayo and Reggie Bush both bombed a school full of children then raped the charred remains...or something like that.  But secretly, I think it's to support the NCAA's anit-dick lovers campaign.  Sorry Matt Barkley.  Go promote your boner pop-up book elsewhere.  THEN we have the #4 ranked team in the country that won't be playing in it because their only loss is to the team that IS playing in it...Oregon.  So that leaves us with UCLA putting on a clinic against the #9 Ducks on how to get beat by a hundred and fifty.  And Chip once again shows us that just because your last name is Kelly, doesn't mean you have to act like a sociopath going through hard narcotics withdrawal.

Oregon 49  UCLA 3

SEC - After a couple deflating losses to start the season, Georgia has come roaring back and earned the right to get butthole caved by LSU.  You'll be able to hear the skin rip from across the country.  Think about this Georgia fans...Mark Richt will be keeping his job for at least 3 more years because of this year.  I would be punching myself in the balls until I passed out right about now if I were a Bulldog fan.  This LSU team might be the best overall team we've ever seen and will not be losing this year.  But on the flip side, Les Miles is an NCAA scandal waiting to happen and I wouldn't be surprised if we found out some raunchy shit about him in the next few years.  Like he makes 70 year old women crap in his mouth.  LSU rolls and Corso says "fuck it" again on national television.

LSU 38  Georgia 10

Once again, a special thank you to Grape Ape for taking 3 minutes out of his day to contribute.  You can go back to your scat porn now.  I'm sure all you Fuckeye fans loved it.  On another positive note, Define Rape claimed another victim (pending the best game of Brandon Jacobs career) this past weekend and gave Ide's team nuclear AIDS.  Your may not win another game after me.  My stench is that powerful.  I ruin fuckers...like Drew's breath.  Alright faggots, that's all from me.  I would start a count of how many days it's been since Ohio last beat Michigan but I'm not a superhero homosexual like Fuckeye fans are.  Eat shit.

54 comments:

Grumpy said...

Urban consults his wife on staff hiring decisions? Then they pray over it? WTF?

The Iceman said...

That's great. Nothing like getting a women's perspective on who should be running your defense.

"The defense are the guys who run after the runner guys, right? Ahhhh. It doesn't matter...hire this guy. He's hot and has a great butt."

GMoney said...

Standing ovation? I would but I'm pissed at you. I was planning the EXACT same post for tomorrow with the incoherent "threats" made by those two d-bags on Facebook! That whole part about "waking an entitled fanbase" made me LOL my ass off.

I don't even know what "you beat a 6-5 team" means. Does that not count? Was it The Hokester's fault that Ohio only implemented the forward pass into their this past week? So dumb...fo real.

Here's a bit of advice that will fall on deaf ears: When you get beat by your rival, you have to take it. You don't go on the offensive. Just shut up. Don't make excuses. Don't belittle the rivalry with empty threats that YOU have zero chance of fulfilling. And for God's sake, stop talking smack on Facebook.

Urban Meyer clearly knows nothing about football anymore since he actually took time in his presser last night to say that Josh Harris was one of the best players he ever coached. JOSH HARRIS! He isn't even one of the ten best MAC QB's of the last 20 years!

I love the Urban Meyer hiring. With his smugness and the dickbagness of the fanbase, it's going to be even easier to hate Ohio now. Just wait, within the next 4 comments, someone will predict when they win a national title. It's coming, brace yourself.

I was hoping to get more health tips from Ape and Ide this morning.

WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER!

Anonymous said...

Let me first say...you gave Ape props. Yet, G$ admitted that Ape's first entry that he sent to him last week sucked compared to mine...so he then sent him mine to work off of. Ape can't hang with me in a battle of words unless he's given a cheat sheet obviously.

Here's what I'll say about The Game...

*Denard was the best player on the field.

*Walrus-Ball somehow destroyed Mattison-Ball.

*Braxton was unreal for a true frosh. Wait til' he gets a competent QB coach.

*Braxton missing Posey at the end is still haunting me...but I'm not sure we still would have won since our defense was absurdly bad.

Onto Meyer....

*I'd shy away from heart attack talk when you have a fat tub of lard as a head coach yourself.

*I couldn't be more excited about Meyer and as my prediction showed in the "Who will be the next head coach at OSU" day, I predicted we wouldn't be able to get it done.

*Keep buying all those bras and panties for your women from Victoria's Secret...they are going to help fund the best coaching staff in college football.

*Braxton under Meyer gives me a throbbing boner. (Yes..both sexually him under him in a bed and him learning football from him)

*For some reason I like MSU to spring the upset on Wisconsin. The ten point spread is ridiculous.

FUCK DUKE!

--Drew

Mr. Ace said...

Drew, I never sent G$ a first entry, fucko. He just said that to stroke your ego. I was the one who posted the entry, which is why G$ said he was on the road. So dumb.

I think Michigan will jump either Wiscy or Sparty after the B1G title game. Just gotta pull for LSU now.

I am interested to see who Urban is going to bring in on his staff. Most of his top guys at Florida moved on, which is why he almost quit the first time. I'm sure they are terrible people whoever they are.

Tebow>Pryor>Braxton. Again, this depends on the coaching staff, but until the Fuckeyes actually develop a QB I'm not worried about Braxton finding the deep ball.

I'm not even convinced Meyer had health problems anymore. I think he cheated on his wife, got pressured from his family, saw Florida going to the shitter and bailed. Perfect Fuckeye.

GMoney said...

As long as Luke Fickell (and the balls in his wife's purse) is on the staff, it ain't gonna be that great. Seriously, Ma Fickell won't let her husband leave Columbus. She apparently doesn't understand what a coach does or she thinks that she married Joe Paterno.

Drew, to clarify, I read the very rough draft that Ace wrote up for the post here. He didn't send it to me only for me to tell him that it blew and to re-do it. So apologize to him before he starts making you eat plankton or whatever the fuck he inhales now.

I like how that stupid bitch at the press conference was making fun of Urban by fake-dying. Hilarious. Way to roast that walking penis on his first day, lady!

Anonymous said...

Uhh...read Ape's post. His whole first paragraph is based on what I wrote. He definitely saw what I wrote and worked off of it...no apologies shall be given as he obviously read it.

G$...your comment on Fickell makes no sense. It sounds like he's going to be the LB/Associate HC....not even a coordinator. His LB units were always tremendous at OSU and he's an awesome recruiter. Stop being so dumb.

Christian Laettner is a faggot.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Ape probably lost most of his creativity with his soy intake and routine pilates and krav maga workouts.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Hey I was just happy all the Michigan dead asses are finally awakened. I may have gone overboard on my facebook talk because I was happy there was a rivalry to talk about again.

Ape, what do you think of UM fans charging the field after beating a 6-5 team?

-Damman

Mr. Ace said...

I am partaking in something called The Ultimate Meal right now. Breakfast of champions.

Drew, yes my first paragraph was a response to you. I wasn't aware you were doing a hit job on me so of course I responded. But everything else was done before your part.

Damman, before the game I was hoping that the fans wouldn't rush the field. But I think it was righteous. Just beat a rival, likely first BCS bid in 5 years, new era, Hoke-a-mania...righteous.

Krav maga is an ancient art.

GMoney said...

Will you stop with the 6-5 shit already? Whatever happened to the old mantra of "when these two teams get together, you can throw the records out the wind-ah?" IT STILL COUNTS.

Did you hear that crowd above FagNasty's balls slapping your ass? That was the best Michigan crowd (usually terrible) that I've heard in awhile. It's not ideal for storming, but they ended a streak against their arch nemesis so I think it's OK.

I just want to remind everyone that I loved the Hoke-a-mania when it happened and most UM fans thought it was average at best. I am superior.

The Iceman said...

Since your football program is on the same level as Purdue's this year Damman, he probably wasn't a fan of the field storming.

The only way Michigan is jumping into the BCS is if Wisconsin loses. I don't see MSU dropping 2 places if they lose. It's possible considering they would have 3 losses to Michigan's 2 at that point. But I would rather not leave it to chance and just have Wisconsin lose again.

The Iceman said...

"I just want to remind everyone that I loved the Hoke-a-mania when it happened and most UM fans thought it was average at best. I am superior."

I liked it from the start.

http://mybrainvstheworld.blogspot.com/2011/01/hes-guydeal-with-it.html

GMoney said...

Nobody goes to that site! I made you an internet sensation...and I can destroy you.

Much like I destroyed the Ide/Buke poo poo platter in the DFL this week. Remember when Ide was talking shit about my team yesterday for backing into the division title? Yeah, well the bitch got Brees-to-Jimmy'ed and ended up punking his bitch ass by double digits. 10-2 in the DFL...clinched the 1 seed heading into the playoffs. You better hope that Urban Meyer is half as good at coaching as I am at running the DFL.

Anonymous said...

I love seeing the haters say they're glad osu got urban. Before, you asshats said there's no way that osu could get a coach with all these sanctions. Now you're glad that osu got an elite coach. Makes sense to me!

If you hated osu fans before, this hire is going to make it a hell of a lot worse. Hated coach plus hated program. I f'n love it. Perfect fit.

All I had to do to get over the loss was buy nw wolverine a terrible shot with tabasco sauce on top. Best. Purchase. Ever.

Michigan will be the least deserving at large bcs team ever. With that being said, if you have a chance to go to new Orleans... Do it!! Best bowl venue possible.

Dut

Brady said...

Yawn... What happened to that blowout you were predicting Ice? Your Wolverines BARELY beat a 6-5 team with a freshman quarterback and a head coach who sports a thousand yard stare for every game. As much as I hate fucking Pryor, what do you think the score would've been with #2 under center and the VEST butt raping you like usuall? You won the game but if Braxton hits at least 1 of the 4 WIDE OPEN wr's, the Buckeyes win going away. He didn't so you won fair and square just don't get a rager thinking about BCS bowls and what not for next year.

Anonymous said...

Brady...are you Brady Hoke speaking real talk?

Two games for Suh.

--Drew

The Iceman said...

"Your Wolverines BARELY beat a 6-5 team."

Like G$ stated earlier and like you have told me directly from your own whorish mouth, records don't mean shit in this game. Michigan's piss record the last 3 years didn't stop you from running your fuckin toilet across America's message boards about an Ohio win, now did it? Hypocritical shit I would expect out of a former Urban Meyer hater and a guy who swore off Gatorade for over a year when Meyer caved in your anus in the NCG.

"As much as I hate fucking Pryor, what do you think the score would've been with #2 under center and the VEST butt raping you like usuall?"

The same result. If Brady Hoke can turn out a 10 win season with BitchRod's recruits, there's no question he still wins that game with "throw whatever excuse you would like in there so you can feel better about losing to Hoke-a-mania."

The rest of your post is just hypothetical "ifs" and "buts" that Fuckeye fans normally throw out there to down play anything Michigan does that has any significance. So I won't even respond.

Anonymous said...

I thought the storming the field question was legit since G$ and crew would be all over us about it if the roles were reversed.

Drew, how does Victor Cruz's ass taste?

I can't wait to see those queers from Duke slapping the floor tonight.

-Damman

Brady said...

Iceman, this notion that I should hate Urban Meyer now because he worked over a banquet cicuit fattened Troy Smith, conservative Tressel and overmatched defense 5 years ago is laughable. Sure I can't stand to drink gatorade to this day because of it but that's neither here nor there.

I hated Braylon with a passion until he was drafted in Cleveland. I called McCoy Ol' doe eyes for 4 years until he donned the Orange and Brown. I even liked Kellen fucking Winslow until he was traded. Things change brah!

The bottom line is when the Michigan job came open, you had to opt for your 2nd or third choice in Hoke. He is some fat guy that went .500 at SDSU and some fucking MAC school. When the OSU job opens we get a 2 time National champion that bitch slapped the SEC for 5 years. That should tell you all you need to know. Enjoy your year in the sun. It won't last long.

Anonymous said...

Damman...smh.

Also, it's cool if Michigan storms the field...not cool if OSU does it. You should know that by now as it seems to apply to most things against OSU here.

As for Brady winning 10 games this year. I actually don't think it was that tough to do. I had Michigan pegged at 8.5 wins...so he did exceed my expectations. But, Michigan had 8 home games and avoided Wisconsin and the Molesters. This was also the worst Big Ten strength wise of our lifetimes...so it's really not hard to figure out how they won 10 games. Props to him...but it doesn't blow my mind.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

On a more important and awesome note, I was offered 2 student tickets for 250 for tonights game (just one of the many reasons I kept my BuckID). However, I do believe that I will have to buy the required Homage shirt and ZUBAZ pants. Mulling that over right now.

Ide

Anonymous said...

One thing I'll say on the Meyer stuff. I enjoy reading the Michigan people all try to reason some way that he wasn't a good hire. That's absolutely retarded. This was a grand slam hire. Reverse the situations and let's say Michigan hired Harbaugh and OSU hired Beckman....I'm sure they would be saying the same stuff....riiiiiiiiiiight.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

I'll be there Ide....can't wait.

--Drew

GMoney said...

What is the point of your argument, Frank Grimes? Michigan should have beaten Ohio by more than 6 points? That it somehow doesn't count now? Were you rooting to get slaughtered? EXPLAIN YO'SELF.

The way I see the storming is that they are not allowed to do it again now that they are over the hump. End the drought: fine. No more though. You are the winningest program in college football history, now it's time to start acting like it.

The reason I like the Urban hire is because now there are no excuses. Ever. It's NATIONAL title or bust. Big Ten titles don't mean shit now. Which means that most of your seasons (hopefully all of them) end in failure. That gives me a rager.

Anonymous said...

So, anything short of a national title next year is a failure? STOP BEING SO DUMB. There are years where going to the Rose Bowl is a great year...a year like that is definitely next year.

--Drew

Prime99 said...

The UM field storming was a premature ejaculation storming. Say you hadnt fucked a chick in seven years, then one night got it in. You probably wouldnt want to cum so quick, but a few front row sperm start going and before you know it- BOOM. The Big House is covered in spooge.

I was confused about who the "entitled fan base" was.

Grumpy said...

It bears repeating: Iceman is ELITE !

GMoney said...

Did I say "next year"? No. God, you're an idiot. Please go run gassers on I-71 now.

Next year is probably OK to just win the conference and then get curb-stomped by USC like you do best, but after that, no way. No more excuses. No settling anymore. It's the stupid crystal football (could possibly be turned into a flesh light?) or bust.

Brady said...

I wasn't rooting to get slaughtered G$. I was just as much into the game as I was any other year. We had plenty of chances to win and Braxton couldn't hit the fucking broad side of a barn. I think Posey is still running wild on that lame ass secondary.

This was Michigan's year to get over on us and they accomplished their goal. Just recognize it wasn't over a full-strength OSU team. Freshman quarterback, ultra young defense, worthless offensive coordinator, looming NCAA sanctions, Urban Meyer rumors and an over-his-head coach all played factors in this game and we still almost came out on top. But a win is a win. The record books won't show anything but a check in the left column a decade from now.

The best part for me is how Michigan fans weren't even talking about the game 24 hrs after it happened because nobody cared anymore. Urban Meyer took over. All they could do was attempt to shoot holes in the hire. It's like the game barely even happened.

In the end it was just a lost year for OSU and shit gets real starting next season.

Anonymous said...

Uhh...yes...you said "Ever" and "National title or bust"...so that means next year is included due to you saying "Ever". Read what you write before you press the publish buttong to avoid looking SO DUMB.

--Drew

GMoney said...

But am I wrong, Drew? No. Meyer went undefeated in year two at Utah and won a title in year two at Florida. So he gets one year for a grace period. Happy now?

Big thanks to Mr. Ace for the new, totally justified banner.

Anonymous said...

Owned.

The Iceman said...

It's absolutely worth mentioning that you are willing to ignore years of past hatred of ANYONE as long as the guy is with your program/team. I don't give a fuck if Pryor wins the Browns 12 Superbowls. I will always hate him like my enemy. Like I said before...selling your soul is admirable.

OSU broad generalizing is the most hilarious thing ever. You score Urban Meyer and all of a sudden every single coach you've hired in the past has been some high profile guy drenched in thick football tradition. I don't give a fuck where Brady Hoke came from...much like Michigan fans didn't care where Bo Schembechler and Lloyd Carr came from. Everyone starts from somewhere dick face...even your beloved Urban Meyer.

I also love how you leave out how Brady Hoke took a team that hadn't had a winning record since 96 and led them to an undefeated season his last year there. AND took over another team who hadn't had a winning record since 98 and won 9 games including a bowl victory. He took over 2 of the WORST PROGRAMS IN ALL OF FOOTBALL and was successful at both.

For all the shit talking you're doing is doesn't change that Hoke is still 1-0 against Ohio. Just wait until he starts getting better players coming through there...which he obviously is in the process of doing if you happened to check out the recruiting class he has coming in next year. But you probably had to much Urban Meyer sperm in your eyeballs to catch that.

Anonymous said...

Funny that you mention you aren't willing to ignore your hatred for someone just because they are on your team (coaching or playing) now, then you go on to say you don't care where Bo Schembechler came from. Hint: He came from OSU!

I guess that's one way to make a sound argument.

Ide

Mr. Ace said...

Well, technically Bo came from Miami, Northwestern, Presbyterian, Bowling Green and the Fuckeyes...and I fucking hate Presbyterian. It was also 50 years ago. But yeah, exact same thing.

Anonymous said...

I love seeing Drew pwn G$, Iceman and Ape on a regular basis.

Always entertaining.

-Damman

The Iceman said...

1. Schembechler was never the head coach at OSU

2. Schembechler never embarrassed Michigan in a national title game.

3. I wasn't alive when all that shit went down.

MUDawgfan said...

Why did you take two days to break down the OSU/Michigan game?

At least discuss a game played between two ranked teams, like Georgia and Georgia Tech.

Suck my dick forever B1G fans. Dawgs are back with a vengence. Which shit stain B1G team do we get to pound on Jan 2nd?

Mr. Ace said...

I love seeing Damman be Drew's lackey on a regular basis.

Always entertaining.

Anonymous said...

If you weren't alive 50 years ago when it happened, then why use that as a sticking point of your argument? As a refresher, UM fans and players abhorred Bo upon arrival. They only liked him after he started winning. I guess that cures all hatred unless its Pryor winning 12 Super Bowls.

Ide

GMoney said...

First of all, Bo was a Miami Man almost as much as he was a Michigan Man. Second, who cares, because he's dead.

The only thing that Drew owns is the glory hole in Dut's basement shitter. He understands my point about ridiculous expectations.

Dawg owned all of you anyway (except for me).

Brady Hoke was on Cowherd this afternoon and dropped at least five "Ohios" in his Brian Pillman-esque (Miami grad! Also dead!) voice. I damn near started weeping at how awesome The Hokester is. I'm glad that he will be the heavy-set face of the Big 12 for the next decade.

Brady said...

You would hate Pryor if he won the Browns 10 superbowls? Really? You have to do some soul searching man. I would lick Grbac, Brady or Harbaugh's sweaty balls if they could/would've delivered a championship to Cleveland.

On a side not, what is the deal with Hokester not saying "Ohio State"? I just listened to him huff/puff/sweat through an interview with Cowherd and he literally stumbled over himself 3 times trying not to say the word "state". Dude, it's not that clever. If your going to try and emulate Woody just don't say the word "Ohio" at all. It just sounds retarded now bro.

Brady Hoke said...

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, HOKEAMANIACS, I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT ABOUT THIS MEYER GUY COMING DOWN TO OHIO TO TRY TO TAKE THE TITLE OFF MY WAIST. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER, HE'S NOT TAKING SHIT FROM THE HOKESTER. DOES HE SAY HIS PRAYERS? DOES HE TAKE HIS VITAMINS? DOES HE HAVE A 48 INCH WAIST? I THINK NOT, BROTHER. HE PROBABLY EVEN WEARS A HEADSET ON THE SIDELINE LIKE A QUEER. NOT THE HOKESTER THOUGH. THE HOKESTER DOESN'T NEED ANY OF THAT. THE HOKESTER COACHES ON FEEL ALONE. THE HOKESTER RESPECTS THE HARMFUL UV RAYS BEING EMITTED FROM THAT HOT ANN ARBOR SUN.

SO LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, URBAN MEYER WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS. TIM TEBOW ISN'T GOING TO SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS FROM MY LEG DROP, BROTHER. IN 361 SHORT DAYS, THE HOKESTER IS COMING FOR YOU AND OHIO WITH ALL THE POWER OF THE MILLIONS OF HOKEAMANIACS OUT THERE. THIS IS MY CONFERENCE NOW, BROTHER. YOU WILL BOW DOWN AT THE ALTER OF THE HOKESTER.

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE HOKESTER RUNS WILD ON YOU!

GMoney said...

If you don't like it, Brady, then get everyone of your asshole peers to stop doing that retarded "O-H" bullshit.

Brady Hoke is the best commenter ever.

The Iceman said...

I wasn't alive when Bo took the job. When I was born he was already the coach at Michigan until he retired. So I had no knowledge of ANYTHING Bo Schembechler coaching related upon my birth. He never coached at Michigan's rival. He never humiliated Michigan in a NCG while coaching another team. Urban Meyer skull fucked OSU in the title game and all of you dick lickers cursed his name for years. Now you're willing to forgive all because he's your coach now. Make sense now? See how that's different? Or should I get the crayons out?

Anonymous said...

Here we go again....

First off, I never despised Urban because of that NCG. I think he could have easily put 60 on us in that game, but didn't do it because it was OSU.

Also, Tressel is the best OSU coach of all of our life-times...and it's not close....and he got fucking owned by Urban in that game. So, why in the world would we not want the guy that owned our best coach on the biggest of stages. That makes zero sense....except to a complete tard like Iceman.


--Drew

Anonymous said...

You're right, iceman.. Bo never embarrassed Michigan in a title game. You know why? There were no fucking title games before 1998. Also, he never won a national championship. You have exactly .5 national titles in 50 years. What an elite coach he was!

Dut

Brady Hoke said...

40-34.
1-0.
N-words.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like LeBron and Wade are sitting courtside at the OSU/Duke game tonight. If G$ wants a good chance to snipe LeBron, this is as good as any.

--Drew

GMoney said...

Why wouldn't they go watch Duke and Ohio State since they are the Duke and Ohio State of human beings. Not sure if that makes sense as an analogy. I'm trying to say that they're assholes.

Here's the problem with shooting them though...if I do, then they have an excuse for failing again. I don't want that. I want them to be losers on their own volition. I am a man of principle and vindiction with a thirst for flesh lights.

Anonymous said...

Iceman, I would love for you to get the crayons out, but you would probably leave behind the colors you meant to use, and have to come back at a later time to add to your already retarded collage.

Ide

Anonymous said...

I am a man of principle and vindiction with a thirst for flesh lights.

LOLZZZ

thats the greatest line in the history of this shitty blog.

Dut

GMoney said...

My thirst will be quenched in 4 short weeks when you are forced to buy me one due to my DFL superiority.