|Who wouldn't want their son to play for this face?|
No one of substance likes the Cubs because they have self respect. No one wants Celtic and Laker fans to be happy. The Cowboys are all assholes and minorities. Canada sucks. But those statements don't compare to the all time dumbest sports cliche of all time:
College football is better when Notre Dame is good.
It is? Since when have we needed an elitist bunch of separatist assholes that can't make up their fucking minds regarding their desire to associate themselves with common low-brow colleges to be good at football? Nobody watches their games because no one turns on NBC on Saturday afternoon. This isn't the 80's anymore...these fucks are irrelevant.
Personally, I think that it's better when Notre Dame is terrible and loses weekly heartbreakers. Nothing quite beats Irish schadenfraude. It is so delicious. Take Saturday night for example. I went into that game not caring who won but there I was in the 4th quarter, hooting and hollering with the other Wolverine fans. Because my hatred of Notre Dame dominates my indifference to the Michigan program. I'm at the point right now that if the Irish played the Buckeyes, I probably would just not watch. Because I don't want to think about what team my inner-psyche would gravitate toward over the course of the game. Why do I hate Notre Dame so much seemingly out of the blue?
Pretty simple really...Brian Kelly. I LOATHE this man. We all laughed when Charlie Weis sucked because he was an arrogant and overmatched beached whale of a man that deserved to be knocked down a peg or 25. Kelly though? He's an arrogant asshole that unintentionally murders students and makes Bo Pelini's sideline demeanor seem calm and rational. He fucking blows cock and I would love to seem him go winless this year and then get fired. Because fuck that guy. I hate everything about that smug cocksucker.
I wish that I had the photoshop skills to make Brian Kelly the permanent Douche Lord of the Week.
You can't tell me that there is anyone more objectionable right now than Kelly. Jim Schwartz is goddamn adorable when he goes off. Kelly is just embarrassing. I am rooting for his team to lose in the last minute every single week. He, personally, deserved to lose like that on Saturday. The guy deserves to lose every Saturday. Go Sparty. In conclusion, we don't NEED Notre Dame to be anything but awful. Their losses give us life.
***SITE NEWS - posts will probably be shorter for the rest of the week while I get settled in at work...please make a note of it.