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Damman: BCS Title Game and Winner - Boise St over Oklahoma. This is the year for Broncos. They get lucky by drawing legendary choke artist Bob Stoops in the championship game. Ironically, Boise winning the title will slow a lot of momentum for a playoff in college football actually benefitting the BCS and, in the process, telling Orrin Hatch to go fist himself.
The Wig Master: BCS Title Game and Winner - Oklahoma over Oregon. The BCS, the computer points, the coaches poll, the human error, the Lil Strut arguments, Craig James…they all got to go. But it is what we got, and this year, Oklahoma will play Oregon for the BCS National Championship presented by Taco Bell (or whichever other corporation bought the rights to the crystal football this year). Oklahoma gets it. And lastly, thank you to G$ for the chance to participate once again this year. Now, go find a way to provide impermissible benefits to the college athlete of your choice.
Drew: BCS Title Game and Winner - Alabama over Stanford. (ed. note - Fuck you and your shortage of words. I hope that Suh dies.)
GSaul: BCS Title Game and Winner - Oklahoma (24) over Alabama (21). Stoops has been close several times ('03, '04, and '08) to claiming his second title since 2000, but this is the year that he finally gets it done. The Sooners have a big non-conference game against Florida State, but should be able to easily get past the rest of the Big 12. Saban is looking for his second title in the last three years at Alabama. The Crimson Tide's non-conference schedule is a cakewalk, but many challenges await in the SEC. This would be the second time (2003) these two coaches faced each other for the title, but Stoops v. Saban Part II goes to the Sooners.
Dut: BCS Title Game and Winner - Alabama over Florida St (because of their garbage schedule)
G$: BCS Title Game and Winner - Alabama over Virginia Tech. I've picked Alabama for three years in a row now. I don't see that changing any time soon. I suppose I need to justify my pick of ol' Fake Neck going undefeated. Their schedule is easy and all the tough games are in Blacksburg. No more Tyrod Taylor. And the only teams on their side of the ACC with comparable talent are about to get bombed back to the stone age. Go Hokies! Suck on it, gook gunmen of the world!
By the way, how many fucking Buckeyes are going to get suspended this year? All of them? It should be all of them. Fucking dirtbag program.
Thank you to all of our sexy contributors this week. Some were better than others obvs. Enjoy the opening weekend of college footbawwwww. We're going to be dark here until The Iceman's debut on Tuesday. Good luck. Just a reminder to make you as jealous as Drew is of Iceman, Ace and I will be at Monday Night Raw this week! SUCK IT!