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Damman: Overrated - Virginia Tech. They have been on my overrated list for the past 3 years and I see no reason to change that. You can pencil these guys in for at least 3-4 losses every year followed by a bowl game ass whooping. I have done zero research on their roster, but it’s a slam dunk they will end up being overrated again this year. Throw Michigan State in here too as we all saw they were frauds last year against Alabama and they won some flukey games which won’t happen this year.
Underrated – Purdue. Don’t laugh. They have a lot of starters back from a team that lost five games by a touchdown or less last year and was riddled by injuries. RB Ralph Bolden and QB Robert Marve being two guys to keep an eye on this year now that they are both back healthy. The Boilermakers will go at least 7-5 and maybe 8-4 and go bowling this year.
The Wig Master: Overrated - LSU. Ol Uncle Funk $ says (mama’s little baby likes it) short and sweet this year. Hey, just like She$ says once every six months, I can probably do that. Overrated headed into the 2011 campaign are the LSU Tigers. Number 3 in the nation, not going to happen. Averaging 13 points a game, and the last eight years or so of football, tell me that LSU is not ready to finish in the top 5.
Underrated - Ohio State. This pains me to say, but the OSU Buckeyes. Now, the circumstances certainly merit a number 16 spot, but there is still enough talent in Columbus (and a weak schedule) to make a run, and finish in the top 12.
Drew: Overrated - Oklahoma State. Oklahoma State is never a top ten team. They also play road games at three ranked teams plus at Texas. They will finish with four losses...not even close to their top ten ranking.
Underrated - Ohio State. If Ohio State can beat MSU with their B team they will make the B1G Championship Game...far from a #18 ranking. OSU has more Rivals 100 players than the rest of the B1G COMBINED. The cupboard is loaded still and they will finish closer to 5th overall than 15th overall.
GSaul: Overrated - Notre Dame. The Fighting Irish have lost two years in a row to both Michigan AND Navy. This team should not even be in the top 25, let alone ranked #16. Brian Kelly cannot even decide on his starting QB. They have at least three losses guaranteed on their schedule (MSU, USC, and Stanford).
Underrated - Pitt. High expectations in 2010 (#15 preseason ranking) resulted in a disappointing 8-5 season. The Big East is weak, and West Virginia really only stands between the Panthers and the conference's automatic BCS bowl bid.
Dut: Overrated - Ar-Kansas and Auburn. Both teams lost their Mr. Everything QB who was able to elevate these normally average teams to #1 and #2 in the NFL (I mean SEC) last year. Who is going to bring you back when you’re getting murked by Alabama again? I don’t even know the names of their QB replacements, but they’re not Cam Newton and Ryan Mallet. Auburn shouldn’t even be ranked. Both teams will have at least 5 losses.. GUARANSHEED.
Underrated - USC. They still have the most talent in the PAC-12 BY FAR. Plus the RBs have all been inside the Kardashians. They will finish at minimum #2 in the PAC-12, and will be ranked higher than #25 as they are right now.
G$: Overrated - Notre Dame. I just looked at the AP poll and the Irish are ranked ahead of Ohio State, Florida, USC, and defending champ Auburn. No fucking way. Notre Dame will always be mediocre at football. But killing and raping kids...top notch!
Underrated - Texas. Unranked? Really? They aren't going 5-7 again for a long time. I think that they are going to start Colt McCoy's brother this year. He can't be any worse than Garrett Gilbert. A lot of teams got revenge on the Horns last season, they get some of that swagger back this Fall.
I've got to admit, I'm loving that LSU call now that multiple starters are going to the state penitentiary soon. Stay tuned for tomorrow when we have...OTHER STUFF! Happy MSFL Draft Eve!