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I just have a bunch of random observations and shit today. I hate it when I have Friday's post already written with nothing ready on Thursday. So this is what you get.
*I don't know how anyone can hate Curtis Granderson. I was in and out of the All Star Game but I caught his little vignette where he talked only about how much he loves pro wrestling. Awesome. Wrestlemania 23 is the greatest event that he's ever been to! Macho Man and Booker T are two of his favorite wrestlers! OMG, if he celebrates a walk-off dong in the playoffs with a home plate spinarooni, I'm going to LOSE MY SHIT.
*Don't the Steelers now sort of HAVE to cut ties with James Harrison? Let's see, he called his boss's boss a faggot, insulted his star QB and RB, AND decided it would be a good idea to be photographed holding two glocks. This guy is such an asshole. When his playing career is over (hopefully soon due to total paralysis), you know damn fucking well that he's going the route of Chris Benoit. Although I do support his thoughts on Rodney Harrison and Tedy Bruschi being pussies.
*I finally figured out the lure of Casey Anthony. She looks like a cross between present-day Jenna Jameson and Jax Teller's doctor bitch on Sons of Anarchy. HAWTTT!!!
*Goddamn soccer bitches are still winning. I don't like it. I just don't care for Hope Eyebrows and Abby Combover getting all the media love when that cute chick with the short blonde hair continues to get the shaft. And so help me god, if I have to see that coach, Pia Boxchow, play the air guitar one more time...ugh, how ugly is that women. Does she own a mirror or a toothbrush? Is she purposely wearing a 2 dollar wig from Goodwill?
*Back to the All Star Game, how terrible was that entire AL team? Obviously, they were crushed by Sunday starts (no Trashman, CC, King Fe, and Lester), but that's no excuse. Did you see who was on the field in the last two innings? Carlos Quentin? Jhonny? Matt Wieters? Michael Cuddyer? Alexei goddamn Ogando? That's AWFUL. Those guys shouldn't be playing in the AAA all star game. And I still laugh at all of these old time fucks who are crying about guys not attending. Like that really mattered. It's not like had any effect on Mark Grace's creepy interview with Justin Timberlake.
*I've been thinking about this all week: What would I have done with the Jeter 3000 ball if I caught it with my bare hands? My first reaction would be, "FUCK YEAH, HAL STEINBRENNER JUST PAID MY MORTGAGE OFF!" But just like the the brown guy who got it, I don't think that I could. They would whisk me away to the clubhouse and I would be pissing my pants when I met The Captain. I would have ended up just taking the first thing they offered me. "G$, we're going to give you a fitted Yankees hat, and--"..."DEAL!" I am such a jock-sniffer.
*Since Drew mentioned this a few months ago as, I think, a way to talk shit eventhough he doesn't care, my RedHawk hockey team has countered the Big Ten's decision to blow up the CCHA for their own greed. Starting in 2013, the National Collegiate Hockey Conference (I think that's the name) will begin and is pretty much the SEC on Ice. Suck on that, Drew! Hockey is at least one sport that you will NEVER be better at than my alma mater. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
*I finally got around to watching the Gruden/Pryor shit show. I hate Gruden and he was even more mentally handicapped on that then I was expecting. How many times do you think he's ejaculated to video of Dane Sanzenbacher?
*Finally, the internet is an uproar this week over NetFlix jacking up their monthly prices by 6 bucks. Jesus Christ, quit your fucking whining. It's a business that allows you to be even lazier than normal. YOU have been ripping THEM off for years and now it's time that they return the favor. You know, if you cut out one trip through the Wendy's drive-thru or take one less shot at the bar, you just paid off the rate difference. There. I just solved your economic crisis.
Huh...that ended up being a lot longer than I thought. When you have valuable opinions like I do, sometimes it's hard to stop learning everyone. Until tomorrow, keep on truckin'.