Monday, July 25, 2011

These Assholes Are Going To Walk

TOUCHDOWN BILLS!!!
God dammit.  God fucking dammit.  It's going to happen.  We should all be mentally preparing ourselves for Ohio State to get away with "collegiate murder".  This is fucking embarrassing for all parties.  I can't believe how much weight this stupid ass "self-reporting" carries.  Like say if The Unabomber turned himself in, all would have been forgiven.  That's pretty much what the NCAA does.

Ohio State played known ineligible players for an entire season.
Ohio State's #1 employee lied to the NCAA multiple times.
Ohio State has had numerous players receive improper benefits for years.

And as soon as the NCAA rules committee wakes up from that 5 hour Jim Tressel questioning session in a few weeks where he is just going to spend 300 straight minutes lying, they are going to say "So what?  Doesn't matter.  What they've done to themselves is enough."

That sucks and that is EXACTLY what is going to happen.  The sooner that you accept this, the sooner you can get back to your life as an educated non-Fuckeye fan.  I hate when it feels like justice hasn't been served.  Is Ohio State guilty of all the things that SI and OTL and FUCKYOUINDABUTT have reported?  No, but that is all window dressing to the three main points that I listed above.  Again, what difference should it make if Indy was notified by Columbus of these things.  It doesn't mean that they didn't happen.  FUCK!

What boggles my mind the most is when Friday's news of no further findings hit, ESPN reported that Ohio State has a friend somewhere in the NCAA (or something similar to "someone is looking out for you").  WTF???  I know that college sports are not the same as the American legal system but this is tantamount (nice word choice!) to OJ being on trial for double homicide but Al Cowlings and Kato Kaehlin are on the goddamn jury!

I look forward to Pat Haden and USC's MASSIVE lawsuit against the NCAA when this bullshit ruling finally comes and this ugly chapter is swept under the rug for good.  So take a bow, Drew, Dut, Li'l Strut, etc.  You faggots just got away with football murder.  You guys are pretty much OJ only worse because The Juice would never come to this site (because he doesn't have internet privileges in the clink obviously!).  I hate you.  Never forget that.  I can't wait for Toledo Tom to eat the shit out of you in week 2.

40 comments:

Grumpy said...

I share your outrage, but you predicted this outcome from the beginning. Next non-BCS school to do the same will get the death penalty so they can make themselves look tough. This is such a fucking crock of shit. I hope they go 0-12.

Anonymous said...

Sour grapes.

Ide

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Drew was right from the get go.

Eat shit everyone.

-Damman

MuDawgfan said...

Yesterday I had Sunday Funday. The I drank 3 bottles of cheap champagne and a half a bottle of Pinot Grigio. I passed out on the couch and apparently I peed myself. Currently my head is pounding and I will likely throw up at work today.

Fuck Ohio State.

MuDawgfan said...

Still drunk apparently, sorry for the typo above....

Anonymous said...

Damman....damn straight that I was right from the get go. I called this shit long ago. The funny part is that the ignorant fools like G$ and apparently Grumpy...still can't wrap their brains around the fact that OSU and USC were COMPLETELY DIFFERENT situations.

USC was guilty of 31 violations across two sports....OSU is guilty of 5.....that's right....FIVE.

So, fuck all of you and bend over to take the big Ohio State cock.

I'm happy to see that justice was served and that the NCAA didn't bow down to this idiotic pressure from the public and the moronic press.

--Drew

GMoney said...

That was some pretty tasty hate by me though. Even for me. Congrats on being above "the law".

If the NCAA just came out with a two year bowl ban and 30 less schollies over the next three years, not one person would have complained. Instead, the NCAA will just take you out for steaks and strippers and keep swinging their dick at the Boise State women's tennis team.

You got away with it. Now please just admit that it's a fucked up system where the rich can get away with whatever they want.

Anonymous said...

If the rich can get away with whatever they want then what happened to USC?

--Drew

The Iceman said...

I'm not surprised. Like the ncaa is gonna go out of their way to cripple a team that brings in shit loads of money. They're such pussies. Also, the ncaa investigation was fuckin lame anyway. Like anyone was going to talk to those stiffs and give information that would bury the program. Its not like the ncaa can force people to talk. They can only show up and ask questions. Osu is still gonna lose scholarships and get at least a 1 year bowl ban. I guess we should just be happy with that.

GMoney said...

Even OJ Mayo and Ma and Pa Bush could not be swept away by rich dudes. Plus Mike Garrett was a titanic prick.

Iceman, if that happens, I would be pleased just because my current mindframe is that nothing more will happen.

Anonymous said...

I don't see what OSU has gotten away with. You even said for yourself that most of the shit reported by SI, ESPN, and every other shitty writer wasn't true.

I wonder what kind of coach would want the job now!? No way Urban Meyer would want to be a part of this "mess"! (This is directed at Iceman)

Dut

Anonymous said...

Why would OSU get a bowl ban? How many programs have ever gotten a bowl ban without some sort of LOIC charge? I believe the answer is 0.

Dut

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH. Iceman still thinks OSU is going to get "at least a 1 year bowl ban"? Holy shit you are dumber than I thought...and I already thought you were borderline smart enough to work in a toll booth.

You can't be serious.

--Drew

GMoney said...

Dut, please see my three non-bulletpointed bulletpoints at the top of the post. That is what you will be getting away with...which is apparently no big deal anymore.

Anonymous said...

G$...Tressel got the boot for your first two bullet points and will likely get a show cause penalty.

Your third one must be about our players selling their rings for cash....and those six players are all suspended for five games. So, pretty much...go fuck yourself as you can't seem to realize that people have been penalized.

Still cracking up about Iceman's bowl ban comment. It's amazing how uninformed he is about this whole situation while having so much hate.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Iceman,

You saying OSU is going to get a bowl ban is like saying someone is going to get 15 years for possession of marijuana. OSU will get time served and probation, just like someone would for possession. Just like in the criminal justice system, only certain wrongdoings warrant a harsh penalty. The NCAA has not charged OSU with any of those acts of wrongdoing and essentially said on Friday that it will not. THEREFORE, OSU will not get a bowl ban.

You are just as bad as these writers. Just because enough people have the same opinion that is based on nothing more than other peoples' opinions, it does not make any one of their opinions accurate or true.

I would also like to point out that it was all of you that were wearing the "anti scarlet and gray shaded glasses" this whole time. It turns out the most objective comments made from this commentariat about this subject came from OSU Fans. We have been saying all along that the NCAA has no proof and until they did, you were going to be disappointed. It turns out we weren't so biased after all.

-Lil' Strut

Mr. Ace said...

I saw this coming...dammit. Which is why I wasn't thumping my chest, just hoping that some smoking gun would appear because there is not doubt in my mind, and all of yours if you're honest, that many shady things happened and a LOIC charge was deserving. BUT the NCAA can't really do anything other than ask questions and somehow the unintelligible kept their mouths shut, or weren't reliable if they did talk.

I still don't understand how firing JT wipes the slate clean for that he did. Isn't the institution even remotely responsible for his actions? This isn't even a shot at the Fuckeyes. I just don't think you should be able to fire a coach and wash your hands clean when he did those things as an employee of your institution. How does scapegoating=accountability?

Anonymous said...

Ace,

In the event that you hosted a party at your house in which your kid's friends were drinking and your kid's friends got a DUI, would you come out and admit you were knowingly hosting? Would you turn yourself in and throw yourself at the mercy of the law if you knew you had a credible alibi that could not be proven wrong? The simple answer is "NO". Ohio State is doing the same thing. Even if Gene Smith and Co. did know, it cannot be proven.

-Lil' Strut

Anonymous said...

Lil' Strut...us Buckeyes are always the least biased posters in the comments section of this blog. It just so happens that in this case the evidence of it got dick slapped across the faces of the haters.

--Drew

Prime99 said...

Ugh. Congrats OSU. You get to be the Casey Anthony of college sports. So fitting. Pop the champagne, it's the biggest win for your program since 2002.

OSU fans are not less bias than the haters- they just happen to be more correct in this situation based on how it played out.

Anonymous said...

Prime...if we're Casey Anthony then I guess that means the haters are the same as the dumb bitches that everyone here ripped on for their facebook comments when they were all mad that she was found not guilty? Works for me.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to believe that OSU haters are more blind/delusional than MOST OSU fans (there are many exceptions I'm sure).

There is a great article on the ozone that calls out the terrible media coverage on theozone.com. I suggest you all read it.

Dut

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Iceman thought to himself after the Casey Anthony verdict, "Well, she'll still get at least 40 years in prison for the lies to the police officers". Fucking idiot.

--Drew

The Iceman said...

You guys won a bowl game playing ineligible players. If the ncaa wants to save any face they give osu at least a 1 year bowl ban. Otherwise teams will point to this and say "osu did it without a bowl ban. Why not us?" But I guess that makes zero sense to guys like drew who apparently know every fuckin thing about everything.

Even buckeye beat reporters who are paid to know everything osu are saying the buckeyes will still get at least a 1 year bowl ban you fuck. But drew says they're not so I guess we can all drop it now. Fuckin dicksmack.

Keep dreamin with urban meyer. You fucks have been screaming that bullshit for years.

Anonymous said...

Dut...I read that article by Gerd last night. Great read. So many stupid people that are real mad.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Iceman...please do these things in order....

1.) Find me a team that got a bowl ban without LOIC or FTM....when you don't find this...proceed to step #

2.) At this step please find me the Buckeye beat writer who wrote an article saying we will get a bowl ban...after what the NCAA released on Friday. When you don't find this...proceed to step #

3.) Go play in traffic.

"You guys won a bowl game playing inelgible players" -- You dumb worthless piece of shit...how soon you forget that THE NCAA RULED THEM ELIGIBLE FOR THAT BOWL GAME.

You should have been swallowed by your Mom.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Iceman,

You are doing yourself no favors by spewing this inaccurate information as factual.

-Lil' Strut

Jeff said...

Don't fuck with drew!!!!

Anonymous said...

Please ban Iceman from commenting... Drew just made him look like a complete fuck, and it was great.

Seal

The Iceman said...

It was some fuckface on espn radio who works for the dispatch. Maybe rob oller...I can't remember the name off the top of my head. He said, on the air on Saturday morning, that he still expects osu to get a bowl ban of at least one year since they played ineligible players in the bowl game. This was after the ncaa did their investigation.

These are the words of a man who gets paid to write about the buckeyes in the city you live in. So what you're saying is people who work for the dispatch are dumb shits who pass on inaccurate information and shouldn't be trusted? Noted.

Anonymous said...

Loving Drews comments today...

GMoney said...

Jesus, I go to buy a DVD player and mow the lawn for the first time in a month and the comments go all nutty.

Let's just hope that the NCAA does the right thing and makes Drew wrong. That is what we all want anyway.

Prime99 said...

Did you also get a VCR or possibly a Laser Disc player?

Anonymous said...

" So what you're saying is people who work for the dispatch are dumb shits who pass on inaccurate information and shouldn't be trusted?"

Actually...yes I have said that. Remember that whole car thing that the DISPATCH reported...and how Thaddeus Gibson paid ZERO dollars for a car....but in reality he had loans with Huntington Bank and traded in a car....plus everything else from that article that the Ohio BMV basically said was wrong? Yeah...now you remember and you will remember THAT I TOLD YOU TWO MONTHS AGO THE DISPATCH WAS A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS WHO WROTE AN EMBARRASSINGLY BAD INVESTIGATIVE STORY WITH FALSE INFO.

Your comments today remind me of Robinson Cano's Dad throwing BP to Cano at the HR Derby a week ago. Got any more brain busters for me fucktard?

--Drew

GMoney said...

Who are you yelling at now, Drew? Me? Is it me? Because my position the entire time was that the Dispatch shed light on a potential problem because it NEEDED to be looked into. You fail to grasp this for some reason. Probably because you are a cocksucker. And not just Asian dongs, but massive black snakes.

YAY THE NFL IS BACK!!! That is way more important than an 8-5 Ohio State football team!!! Get into the G$FL now, Drew. You too, -Rex.

Anonymous said...

G$...Did you take your stupid pills today too? Look at who I quoted to start that last comment...it was directly from Iceman's post.

--Drew

The Iceman said...

The dispatch better fire all of its reporters. The almighty drew thinks they're incompetent. When I think about it, I would rather listen to a fuck stain who does nothing but comment on internet blogs over people who get paid real money to do actual reporting. Brilliant move. Any more worldly nuggets you care to drop to the world that thirsts for your knowledge, drew?

We're talking about the columbus dispatch...not the national inquirer. Get over yourself fuck face.

GMoney said...

Thank you for proving your idiocy. I rarely read all of Iceman's comments because I value my own sanity. I win yet another round!!!

But seriously, get your ass signed into the league so that I can start sending league-wide emails.

Anonymous said...

Iceman...you have been thoroughly defeated today to the point that even the non-Buckeye fans here are asking for you to be banned from commenting. You have been bruised and battered...and while that may make your face better looking, unfortunately you have only hurt whatever was left of people's opinion of your intelligence level.

--Drew

The Iceman said...

Like I give a fuck what you fags think of me. Especially an anal queen like you, drew.