Wednesday, July 13, 2011
For the sake of the human race. I hate people. I hate all kinds of people. Black, white, yellow, gay, straight, bi-curious, hermaphs, rich, poor, Drew, it doesn't matter. My hatred is purely based on stupidity. Specifically stupid people who keep on breeding. Intelligent people are being outfucked at an astounding rate and something needs to be done. Often times when joining the debate between pro-choice and pro-life, I create my own platform: pro-abortion. That's right, I see your drug tests for welfare checks and raise you making background checks a requirement for birthing. If you don't even minimally contribute to society then your baby gets scrambled on the spot. And you have to queef it out right there too, no selling off parts for meth.
I've always felt this way, but there was a debate about Senate Bill 5(I promise this will not be political) in one of my classes this week that sent me over the edge. SB 5 is trying to introduce "merit pay" into the school system instead of pay increases being based on tenure. I'm all for this because there is an incredible amount of inept people in this system that don't give a fuck about what they do but are protected by their crazy strong union. I figured I would be surrounded by like-minded intelligent people in a graduate level class, but I was wrong. I was surrounded by smug idiots. The kind that drive hybrids, smell their own farts, and think the news they just read or heard is the end-all-be-all of news: This got my philosophical juices flowing. People like this need to be exterminated, but they can't because they are protected. Being a human being--at least in industrialized countries--makes you a member of the largest union in the world. You are born with rights, privileges, and the knowledge that you are thee apex in this world. Even if you are the shittiest person in the world, you are protected. You can commit the most heinous of crimes and still be protected by this union, and sometimes even allowed to go without consequence. And then you're let back out into the world to spread your seed without mercy. Hell, you can even make babies while you're locked up. Our species is becoming dumber and dumber because of this.
What is the only species in the world that allows its misfits to reproduce? Human beings. If we were lions and there was a litter of myself, G Money, Iceman and Drew, the king of the jungle would have made Drew and Iceman into cannibal victims immediately so as to not pollute the gene pool. It's not about fairness or rights, it's about preserving the health and continued success of a species. Why does every other species get this but us?
What I am proposing is that the right to birth be taken away. If you're a Fuckeye fan; Vasectomy. Enjoy the feeling of young boys butt holes(synonymous with Fuckeyes); gas chamber. Feel rapey; penectomy(please click the link). Have 19 kids by 23 fathers; sow that snatch shut. Cut me off on the highway; quartering. In the Qin dynasty men who were sentenced to death had the option to take castration instead. The Qin people fucking got it. It's time to drop the hammer on the fucktard non-contributors in this world because they are all around us fucking other fucktards and making superfucktards to fuck other superfucktards. The shits gotta stop.
I feel better.
KKK. Of course G Money had to steal my thunder yesterday, but I don't give a shit. Killer Kyle Kalis committed to the good guys a couple days ago and it was oh so sweet. First Dodson, now Kalis, and next will be Bri'onte Dunn. And that hiring of Vrabel just reeks of desperation. "Lets hire a guy who just three months ago was arrested for stealing from a riverboat casino. Parents will love him!" What's that? He's never coached...ever! Fickle just couldn't hide his Vrabel boner. Now they can play tummy sticks just like they were back in the dorms.
Kyle Kalis gets it. He was a huge Fuckeye fan. He believed in Tressel. He committed to be a Fuckeye. Then he found out Tressel wasn't nearly the individual he claimed to be, the University couldn't make a comment without lying, and he wanted to decommit. Fickell convinced the kid not to decommit, which I can't imagine was too hard to do. But in the end Kalis couldn't ignore what he knew, the Fuckeyes are a bunch of fucks. He made his decision and now everybody is all butthurt because they got dumped at the prom.
Drew, and all you other Fuckeyes, are pathetic for bashing a 17 year old via blog comments because he made an intelligent decision. Seriously, fucking pathetic.
Michael Irvin is gay.