Tuesday, May 31, 2011

O-H-Buh-Bye-O!!!

Will "The Quitter's Manual" do well in bookstores?
Once word spread of the Tress-diggity's self-firing at the diamonds yesterday, my tripleheader in 95 degree weather...still sucked.  But at least it sucked while I got to showcase my smug sense of self-satisfaction.  OH HAPPY FUCKING DAY!  This is going to be short because I'm exhausted, sunburned, and out of sweat (I'm even out of swamp ass!).  And I've pretty much said all that I've wanted to say over the past few months.

1. Terrelle Pryor got him fired.  You can't even argue against that.  And Pryor is going to help bring crushing sanctions to the program.  Still "The Truth"?  Still the GOAT?  He's an actual goat now.
2. Urban Meyer isn't coming here so just stop.  Why?  He just retired from a much better job.  Again, you have a bunch of sanctions coming.  And three, his heart is made out of papier mache.
3. You could do a lot worse than Luke Fickell.  I actually hope that he does well and gets the full time gig.
4. The suddenness of Tress's resignation pretty much guarantees that today's SI article is going to be an atomic BOMB of awesome.
5. AND IT WAS!  SI freaking owned it!  28 different assholes trading memorabilia for tats (and they weren't all black guys!).  Some asshole trading Rose Bowl tickets for a fucking car.  Fine Line pretty much running the show. Well done.  Ohhhhhh, this one is going to hurt! 
6. Most importantly, I would like a formal apology from Drew for his poopyness in the comments on the Friday.  He turned out to be insanely wrong on all fronts while YOUR G$ was correct about EVERYTHING.  Take it from Omar Little, "if you come at the King, you best not miss".  Well, faggo, you couldn't have missed by more.  You missed so badly that Fartface McTintedglasses lost his job.  So I am waiting for your formal apology written on your own letterhead which will be hand-delivered to me this afternoon by you in a tuxedo.  FUCK YOU!  You deserve to have Dut's nuts stuffed into your asshole.

And I would be remissed if I didn't acknowledge the true winner of the day, that being Brady Hoke-amania, who has already run off his rival.  O-H!

29 comments:

Grumpy said...

Glorious day. I don't know which asshole Fuckeye fan to call first.

Boise St. will probably get the death penalty for this.

The Iceman said...

Fickell isn't the answer. Plus I can't see the program keeping a guy from the Tressel tree of sanctions.

After the NCAA hammer times OSU with a gaggle of penalties (waiting for Drew to give another wrong prediction and say how the penalties won't be that bad) no coach in America will want that job. It might be Fickell afterall by default.

Did I mention that I'm glad Michigan didn't land Pryor? Can't wait for the SMU Buckeyes to finish 5-7 this year.

Anonymous said...

Anybody want to watch the opening weekend games at my place?

--Ed Rife

Anonymous said...

That article was so far from a "BOMB" it's not even funny. What did we learn? That some drug addict felon currently sitting IN prison and "anonymous sources" say more guys were selling stuff for tattoos? You think the NCAA is gonna go to prison and interview this guy....or even take his word? You expected way more and you are lying if you say you weren't.

TP is definitely done.

To say that OSU is going to get hit harder than USC is being willfully ignorant. USC stonewalled the NCAA throughout their entire investigation....their AD mocked the NCAA during the investigation. OSU SELF-REPORTED Tressel's e-mails. Think about that...it enver would have even come out if OSU didn't SELF-REPORT the e-mails. What type of message would the NCAA be sending if they hammer self-reporters? No reason to tell then.

If you think that article was good....

WhitlockJason Jason Whitlock
It's an insult to comedians to call that SI story a joke. Every coach in college football and men's/women's hoops is willfully ignorant
15 minutes ago

WhitlockJason Jason Whitlock
This is laughable watching SI pretend it brought down Jim Tressel and unearthed something shocking. U gotta be kidding me!!
1 hour ago


--Drew

Mr. Ace said...

Wow Drew, Jason Whitlock? That guys less credible than the felon in jail.


I was disappointed in the SI story, but only slightly. I was really hoping for a smoking gun. But the TP story isn't over yet. When the Fuckeyes turn on him he will return the favor.


That being said, penalties are coming. The Fuckeyes SELF REPORTED way after the fact. Memorabilia for tats, tickets for a tahoe, and equipment for cash/illegal drugs...sounds like sanctions to me. They will try to dump it all on Tress, but its too late for that now.

Anonymous said...

There we go...Drew acting like there's nothing to see here eventhough the programs best friend over the last decade was a druglord.

How's that apology letter coming anyway? I'm going to need it a bit earlier than I thought because I want to wipe my ass with it.

--$

Anonymous said...

Ace...let me put these in order of credibility for you on how to judge whether a story was actually a "BOMB" or someone just wants to act like it was (G$).

Whitlock>Pryor>Felon in Jail>G$>Ray Small

I'm not sure how htey self-reported the e-mails way after the fact. They were still digging through Tressel's e-mails a month after the Tat 5 ruling came down...so it was a dead issue at the time.

I don't think any of that drug/tattoo stuff in that article will stick...other than if they get Rose and Small to testify to the NCAA. That felon's boss said he's full of shit...so two felons saying each other is full of shit is probably not a good debate for judging.

I do think Posey is going to go down with Pryor though too...I don't think it will just be Pryor's head rolling.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Drew, just for everyones behalf, how much legal training have you had? Actually, ill field this one: none. So spare us your thoughts on what will stick and what won't, Kurgis.

The NCAA isn't a court of law anyway.

The BOMB got Churchy McGee fired. Good enough?

--$

Anonymous said...

The story did not get him fired. He lost a couple huge donors over the weekend. They asked him to have a decision by 6/3.

Damn straigh the NCAA isn't a court of law. Do you even know what you are talking about? They would have to get the felon into testify before them. Words in print or recorded can't be used for the NCAA. That's why when Clarett spouted off to ESPN years ago, but then clammed up nothing happened.

Get your facts straight. Over the last month Ace has probably climbed to the top of the list for smartest Buckeye hater at this blog. You and Grumpy are playing tummy sticks with each other for the dumbest.

--Drew

Tony B. said...

Time to hire Coach Gennero and sign Scott Bakula at QB.

Grumpy said...

Drew, how can you defend all of this? Loyalty is one thing and I admire yours, but this shit is really bad and even the biggest fan must see that.

They are going to lose a significant number of scholarships and that alone will hurt the program for years.

Anonymous said...

Drew embodies everything that comes with being Douchebag anOSU Fan. He truly embraces it. Its him and his merry band of mouth breathers against the world. After all, everyone else has to be wrong, right?

--$

The Iceman said...

What drew is doing is exactly why the nation fucking loathes the buckeye fan & is celebrating every last second of this. Its typical fuckeye bullshit. Soon enough he'll see what the rest of the country already knows. Osu will be made an example of when these penalties are handed down...and fuckeye nation will piss and moan about how unfair it was.

Anonymous said...

Grumpy...what have I defended? The only thing I've done is say I don't think this new tattoo stuff is really shit. Do you want me to start screaming, "OH MY GOD...DRUG ADDICT FELONG IN JAIL SAYS MORE PLAYERS MAY HAVE SOLD JERSEYS FOR CASH, TATTOOS AND A LITTLE BIT OF WEED"...when Cam Newton and Reggie Bush are chilling with hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yeah, I'm not gonna get up and scream that. Wake me up when something comes out buying recruits or something of that likeness....which hasn't even been hinted to. Then I'll stand up and give you the proper freak out you so desire.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

90% of that article was old news. We already knew the dealership was being investigated. The only new stuff was the fact that the tattoo shit was going on for longer than what we thought. I am a bit surprised that an award winning writer would use such sketchy sources.

What would have been completely devastating would be if the story found more sources for improper benefits. Thankfully it focused on the tatoo parlor- which everyone already knew about.

Tressel's career was over before this article. The article just fast forwarded it. The constant shots at JT were adding up and this just put it over the top.

Iceman- what makes you say that Fickell isn't the guy? Ignorance? Also, OSU will be able to pick their coach. An OSU program dealing with previous ncaa infractions is still a top 5 job, and light years better than Michigan. Just ask the numerous coaching candidates that turned your ass down and stuck you with Richrod and Hoke.

Dut

Anonymous said...

Good point Dut. At 0-0 Fickell doesn't even have a losing record as a head coach. Brady Hoke can't say the same thing.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

Jermil Stereotype traded rose bowl tickets for a car. Gonna be pretty hard to overlook that.

Whoever is coaching you next year will be fortunate enough to start his career in cbus at 0-1.

--Dolla Dolla

Mr. Ace said...

Drew and Dut, your last two comments define a Fuckeye. It always comes back to how much better you were than Michigan the last ten years so the real issues are ignored and you remain walking thru life with ur Fuckeye blinders.


Up until those last two incredibly Fuckeye comments, I actually agreed some with Drew. The SI article wasn't a game changer, not even close. None of that information will reach an NCAA desk without actual witness/participant cooperation. Tatgate is really low scale compared to USC and Auburn. Sanctions will still come but I don't know how severe.


I still believe Pryor will bury the program...eventually

The Iceman said...

I'm saying fickell isn't the answer not because of his coaching skills or lack of coaching skills. I'm saying he isn't the answer because I don't see a university that essentially forced tressel out replacing him with someone from tressels staff. Keep in mind that the general consensus is that tressel (and his coaching staff) knew of all the shady shit happening & chose to ignore it. Fickell is a part of the staff that turned a blind eye to all of this.

Didn't most fuckeye fans hate the tressel hire? Yeah...they did. Seems like he won a few games even though osu nation didn't think he could be the man. Who's to say brady hoke can't do the same at michigan?

Grumpy said...

Iceman makes a rational post. Mark it down.

Anonymous said...

Actually the general consensus is that Tressel knew and didn't tell anybody inside the program. There is no evidence to say otherwise. That's why he is out and the rest of the coaches are still there.

TP has already played his last game at OSU. The faster he gets (his head) removed the better.

Can we just get our sanctions and move on already?

There is a silver lining here.. Now there's nobody to protect Jim Bollman!

Dut

Anonymous said...

The article was not as bad as some thought it would be. In fact, the article was full of holes. Some of the players alleged to have recieved tattoos for memorabilia do not even have tattoos. Also, the probability of the NCAA being able to prove any of that is slim to none. The sources are all horseshit and the statute of limitations has run on a lot of stuff. Don't get me wrong, the article was horrible for public opinion and may actually re-open the NCAA investigation, which would likely not provide enough proof to act. Also, I am not saying this stuff did not happen, but it does not matter if it happened. It only matters if it can be proven. I do not think the article was as bad people were hoping.

Lastly, TP has played his last game at Ohio State. He is in far deeper than anyone else.

-Lil' Strut

Anonymous said...

Did I hear this right? Ol TP showed up last night in a brand new sports car? Good god, what a dickhead. That almost tells me that it was his goal to get Tress fired and this was a way to rub it in.

Never forget that you faggots rooted for this loser. You should be in jail with Ed Rife over that fact.

And I think that we all may have been misled by the si rumors. We thought that it would destroy the program when I think that that was not the main goal. The goal was to smear JT's name first and everything else could be used howver the NCAA wanted. So in that aspect, Dohrmann succeeded because the good guy label is gone forever to be replaced Mr. Aloof.

--G$ bringing it strong once again and still waiting for drews formal apology

The Iceman said...

The basketball team, the student body and almost all of the city of columbus knew something was up based on the behavior they witnessed, cars the players were driving, etc. If that many people knew outside of "the family" then tressel AND his entire staff had to know something was funky. Unless they literally knew nothing about the guys playing football for them. A group that often boasted about how close they were. Is that what you're telling me?

They wouldn't shit can an entire staff 2 and a half months before the season starts, dut. That's just stupid to suggest. Unless they wanted the players to coach the entire season next year & go 0-12. Which I would be fine with.

Anonymous said...

What do I owe you an apology for again?

I just revisited the comments and I said "Grumpy I never said that there won't be a story on Monday".

G$ said that there would be a huge bomb and that it would definitely involve Pryor....probably that he has never attended a class. You were way more wrong than me.

Pryor drove a 2007 Nissan there last night...with dealer tags and registered to his Mom....far far from brand new, but stupid nonetheless.

--Drew

Anonymous said...

So you're just going to keep lying to yourself and not bow down to your king? Makes sense. The bomb, which si gave to osu over the weekend, helped push Vesticles out the door. I'm right and you wrong like always. Still waiting on that apology...

And remember, TP traded his shit because his family lives under a bridge yet here his mom is out buying sports cars. It would be great if Terrelle got shanked.

Anonymous said...

For the players who traded stuff for tattoos and don't have tattoos? Ever think that maybe 'Tattoo's' = Drugs, since that is what this guy is in jail for?

J Saul

Anonymous said...

George Dohrmann, the author of the SI article, when asked about Ohio State's situation, just said on his Twitter page, that in his opinion "USC, Baylor & Minn. scandals much worse." To me, that says he is not expecting a postseason ban. He did say he felt scholarship reductions were coming, though.

-Lil' Strut

Anonymous said...

TP is 10x the person A-Fraud is.