|And this is just for his vests!|
If I was enlisted, I would have been deeply offended that a man with zero honor and integrity like Tress was wearing fatigues. Dickhead. Go write another book that is 100% bear feces, you taint bomb. So let's talk about what was broken by millions yesterday.
*While anOSU is OK on the whole lack of institutional control thing, they are still on the hook for several major violations. Damn, I was hoping for the death penalty!
*Tressel permitted KNOWN ineligible players to play the entire season. Nice job, dick. I think it's pretty obvious that the 2010 Buckeye team will now finish 0-12. But they will still get that Sugar Bowl win for some bizarre and fucked up reason. I guess that the Fuckeye Five should have been banned for the first 12 but once 2011 began, they were OK? Make sense? It does in Indianapolis.
*Tressel did not divulge to his bosses that his players were selling shit to a criminal who was under federal investigation for drugs. What was he supposed to do here, actually notify the compliance people? Of course not! By the way, can I get a retroactive piss test from those five guys? I know for a fact that one of the Fuckeye Five had a drug issue swept away three years ago. Based on my excellent addition skills, past history of drugs + bartering with a drug dealer = ummmmm, could it be, DRUGS? I may not be up to speed on the latest drug lingo, but I assume that "tattoos" means "crack rocks" these days. For the last time, please don't argue about how selling their jerseys shouldn't be illegal. Why? What could possibly go wrong if T. Boone Pickens started buying game jerseys from kids for $20,000. Nope, can't see anything wrong with that.
*Pryor tweeted "I love Coach Tress" yesterday. And why shouldn't he? The man completely fucked himself and his career over for you and you still have not done anything that Jimmy Vas Deferens couldn't have done. Congratulations, Terrelle. This just goes to show, for all of you college coaches reading this, never treat your players like they are your sons. They are not. Do not defend them like it.
*Tressel called the FBI...but not about this! This kills me. He hears about the possibility of all of this shit going down, calls his buddy at the local FBI, and all he wants to talk about is getting an internship for a former player interested in a career at the Bureau. If you believe this, and not the truth that he wanted to kill this before it got out, then you are a current student at Hope School. Go Cougars!
*In September, Jimmy Boy signed a letter stating that he did not lie to investigators. How ironic that he lied on a form about not lying!
*It looks like Tressel wouldn't have gotten into ANY trouble, if the school didn't appeal the player's suspensions. When they did, they found the email chain and, lo and behold, Tress fucked himself. So if he had just told the Fuckeye Five to eat shit like he should have done, the program probably wouldn't have vultures flying over it.
Is it just me or is the NCAA basically telling Ohio State to fire Tressel? I feel like they are strongly implying this. It's as if they don't really want to crush the program, but they will if the school is just going to gloss over this. But as you all know, Gene Smiff and The Geek are spineless and dickless. Like I've been saying all along, they have to cut ties with Tress. They really do. Saying otherwise makes you naive and blind. The dude lied to his bosses and the governing bodies. Fuck his record.
Yet I want him to stay surprisingly. I really do. If you thought that he was conservative before, just wait. Now he sees that he isn't bulletproof. Gone are the days of recruiting shitbirds like Pryor or Clarett Jamaal Berry or that pedophile from Cleveland. He may never sign a black kid again! Keep him running the show under these coming sanctions and the days of Ohio State going 7-5 every year and losing to Michigan will become a regularity. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Jim Tressel's Buckeye Ship is sinking and sinking fast. Now the only question left is whether they release the life rafts and save everyone or allow everyone to go down with the ship. I could leave with either one. Especially the one with dead Buckeyes. That would be great.
On an unrelated, big congrats go out to Z and Miranda for finally getting engaged this past weekend. No woman wants to kick my ass more than she does!