|And to think, Vinny's shirt may have spent two weeks in the toilet.|
Sammi Sweetheart - She was a definite loser the first two seasons but in season three, she was smoking hot, a little less bitchy, and punched her fag boyfriend. But she still kind of sucks. I disagree that she had her tits done though.
Arvin - I would prefer it if "Arvin" was actually Arvid from Head Of The Class but mad props to the meathead who FINALLY broke up Sam and Ron. He did what no one else could.
Danielle The Jew Stalker - Where did this broad come from? For as bad as MTV made her look in season 1, why in the fuck did she show back up this season?
J-Woww - Still hot but you get the vibe from her that she knows she's famous and the Shore is beneath her. And that leads to her keeping herself in check. I really hope that she got a hold of her ex, Tom, and got her hard drive back. Although that thing probably has a shitload of homemade porn on it and I want that to surface on the net.
So now the group waits to head to Italy which I assume will lead to at least one deportation. But this is the only way that it could go. They are too famous for the States and Seaside has been destroyed by their debauchery. Good luck, Europe. As soon as MTV announces the premiere date for the final season (at least with this crew), I will be the first to have it. So check back in periodically for the most comprehensive Jersey Shore coverage and stay for my incredibly clean anus.