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6:22 - Madieu Williams named Walter Payton man of the year. She$ actually cried at this for some reason. Nice to see that guy watching the game overseas with the troops.
6:26 - Text from Drew agreeing that Christina Aguilera is ridiculously busted. She looks like trailer trash. And she didn't know the lyrics. Keep on truckin', Christina!
6:27 - Pre-blogging meal of BBQ chicken pizza and Deadspin Chili was outstanding. I'm hoping for some powerful gas to show up around halftime.
6:29 - We flipped over to the Puppy Bowl for a little bit. Had to change back though because it was too adorable. Joe Bark and Troy Shakeman were on top of their game!
6:31 - FOURTEEN straight years that the coin toss has come up heads. That is more impressive than Cal Ripken's streak.
6:36 - ZOMBO!!! Central Michigan represent!
6:37 - 3 and out for the Steelers...I like this immensely.
6:38 - Jesus, Sam Shields, please don't tackle your own punt returner and force a fumble. Is there anything more annoying than players pointing that they have the ball during a fumble scrum? That should be a personal foul if they are wrong.
6:42 - Nice fucking drop, Jordy. Nice fucking name, asshole. Another punt. Here comes the first set of rotten commercials. Yep, all of them terrible so far.
6:51 - Anyone else bored? 3 punts already. KAPINOS FOR MVP!
6:54 - Both Starks and Mendenhall look pretty good early. Give the ball to KUHN!
6:56 - Buck just said that will.i.am has something special planned for tonight. Who wants to bet that it still sucks?
6:57 - Another damn Fast and Furious movie? Who is keeping this franchise alive? Show yourselves!
6:58 - Cameron Diaz is feeding A-Rod. Yeah, that didn't look good. The situation and Cameron Diaz.
7:00 - TOUCHDOWN PACKERS!!! RODGERS TO NELSON! I take back what I said earlier, Jordy, you are the shit! Great pass. Suck a dick, Cowherd.
7:02 - For a product so delicious, Doritos is making some seriously shitty ads.
7:05 - Han Solo and James Bond are in a movie together! It's about aliens. Gross.
7:07 - PICK SIX BY NICK COLLINS!!! PACKERS UP 14-0!!! FUCK YOU, STEELERS FANS!!! Chris Kemoeatu's shittiness caused that pick.
7:13 - Kemoeatu with a dirty hit that gets flagged. Sign him up for LVP.
7:14 - Uh oh, Ben tweaked his knee. More Jay Cutler drama!!! He overcomes this injury with a big scramble for a first down. End of the quarter and the Steelers are on pace to lose by 56. That would be amazing.
7:19 - Oh good, Flozell is back! And a Byron Leftwich sighting!
7:23 - Fucking faggot Suisham makes a field goal. 14-3 Green Bay. Nice drive by the Steelers as they absolutely had to get points there.
7:24 - Wait a minute, Chris Wylde is playing the piano for both Taco Bell AND Budweiser? So sad. Anyone remember The Chris Wylde Show on MTV from the 90's? That show was great. How the mighty have fallen. It's like a whole honking cow!
7:35 - She$ has fallen asleep. Pathetic.
7:38 - An Antwaan Randle-El sighting! God, he sucks. And here he is acting like a jackass.
7:40 - Richard Lewis with a chainsaw...the ultimate killing machine!
7:42 - Picked off by Jerrod Bush!!! This Packers defense is insane. They are dominating. Straight up PWNAGE.
7:44 - I'm calling it right now. If the Packers score a touchdown here, it's over.
7:45 - TOUCHDOWN PACKERS!!! RODGERS TO JENNINGS!!! 21-3!!! This shit is OVAH...much like my wager of under 20.5 points in the first half. And my Steelers +3 wager looks shitty, too.
7:49 - ANOTHER Randle El sighting...and again he acts like he's never caught a pass before. 2 minute warning. Steelers need 7 here. Every single movie preview looks terrible. Stop making comic books into movies. Comic books are gay.
7:52 - This field fucking sucks. Everyone is getting hurt when they land. Jerry Jones should be killed for this and about ten million other reasons. Who wants to bet that Woodson stays in even if his shoulder is fucked?
7:57 - TOUCHDOWN STEELERS!!! BIG BEN TO HANOI JANE!!! 21-10!!! Good, we needed that just to make sure that I stay awake in the second half.
8:00 - Halftime and I'm taking away my call that this is over since the Packers secondary is getting destroyed by this shitty turf.
8:21 - Worst halftime show ever. Was that supposed to be a Guns and Roses cover? It sounded like ten cats being strangled. Shame on Slash. And was with those outfits? I loved Demolition back in the WWF days but those "costumes" were horrendous. The Black Eyed Peas are fucking awful. I would have rather heard Terry Bradshaw sing songs from his Christmas album or see Frank Caliendo do another skit with Shaq and fake Shaq. BIG TYMERS NEXT YEAR OR GTFO.
8:30 - If any of you stick around to watch Glee after this game, consider this your last post before you get banned.
8:31 - No Woodson? Glad that I didn't bet on that. KILL JERRY JONES!
8:35 - James Jones drops ANOTHER touchdown. Fucking ridiculous. TOM CRABTREE TACKLE REPRESENTIN' OXFORD!!! Horrible call on a facemask that never happened. Just another bullshit call for the Steelers. Absurd. That's horseshit.
8:38 - Ozzy and Bieber...may faith in metal is over. Is Lemme going to judge American Idol now? No. The answer to that question is no.
8:41 - Ike Redman inside the ten! He still sucks!
8:42 - TOUCHDOWN STEELERS AND REFEREES!!! MENDENHALL!!! 21-17!!! Now this is getting interesting. Ian McShane is in the new Pirates movie? Great casting!
8:46 - Suisham couldn't kick the ball inside the ten with the Redskins and now he's routinely putting kickoffs into the endzone. Steroids. Has to be steroids.
8:47 - Nelson drops another one. The Packer receivers are shrinking.
8:49 - Harrison with a sack. 3 and out for the Pack. Uh oh.
8:55 - Huge first down run by Mewelde Moore. He's more than just the worst first name in the history of the world.
8:59 - ZOMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Damn, I wanted to see Suisham miss a 50 yard field goal by 50 yards. Oh, he is kicking it! AND HE DID MISS IT BY 60 YARDS!!! Suisham is hot fucking garbage. That MADE my Super Bowl.
9:02 - Eminem in TWO commercials? How street!
9:04 - Goddamit, where the fuck in KUUUUUUHN!
9:07 - Aikman is KILLING Suisham. I love you, Troy.
9:09 - Tramon Williams just threw a punch or at least a slap. He's having an excellent game when it comes to being a god awful punt returner.
9:13 - Swain, who looks like a homeless guy in pads, drops a first down. The Packer receivers are dying out here. McCarthy is challenging and he is going to lose. Rodgers is getting no help this half. One thing is certain, I have a man-crush on Mike Pereira.
9:22 - Sofia Vergara is a Skins fan!!! Yes!!! ALF likes the Panthers? Best commercial of the night.
9:24 - MENDENPOOP FUMBLES!!! Packers recover! Turnovers are killing them obviously. That and having a shit kicker.
9:27 - Wow, James Jones caught a pass.
9:28 - Come on, Fox, answer the question that everyone wants the answer to: Is Cameron Diaz still hand-feeding A-Rod? Jordy Nelson with another drop. This is UNREAL.
9:29 - Nelson down inside the 5! He actually caught one! DAMN, they ran a play for Crabtree but he couldn't get open!
9:31 - TOUCHDOWN PACKERS!!! RODGERS TO JENNINGS AGAIN!!! RODGERS SICK!!! 28-17 Green Bay.
9:34 - How is Matt Wilhelm still in the league? That guy has made a nice living being a good special teams player.
9:40 - Flozell with one of the most ridiculous holds ever. BOUT TIME! And with that, I hit the over on penalties for the game! WEEEEE!!!
9:42 - TOUCHDOWN STEELERS!!! BEN TO WALLACE!!! Going for 2!!! An option? OK, it worked. 28-25 Green Bay! Damn, this is getting good.
9:49 - Text from Buke about Randle El: "That loser should not be scoring in the Super Bowl". True dat. BULEE DAT!
9:51 - SICK pass to Jennings on 3rd and 10. Dude has been nails all playoffs. EAT SHIT, COWHERD. Starks pops a nice run down to the 30. You need 6 here, Pack, a field goal and you lose.
9:53 - James Jones inside the ten! Come on, Green Bay, wrap this bitch up.
9:54 - ONE YARD CATCH BY TOM CRABTREE! MVP! MVP! MVP!
9:56 - Field goal good. Packers 31-25. They're fucked. This is where Ben wins it and the MVP which I put bet on +300.
9:59 - Dumbass penalty by Kieran Fox on my boy, Crabtree. That's what he gets for having a fag first name.
10:04 - 4th down and 5...COME ON, PACKERS!
10:05 - INCOMPLETE!!! THE PACKERS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS!!! EVEN THE REFS CAN'T TAKE IT FROM THEM NOW!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! FUCK YOUR BUTTS, STEELERS!!!
Final thoughts on a wildly entertaining Super Bowl with an extremely satisfying outcome:
-Aaron Rodgers was outstanding in spite of his shit-ass receivers dropping everything. He is now in the elite QB company and has finally killed off all of the Favretards. God bless him.
-Ben played very well, too. Had one bad throw but that happens. The Steelers defense let the offense down tonight.
-Let this be a lesson, the team with the most MAC players wins every Super Bowl every year.
-I got destroyed on props. Where was Kuhn? Heath Miller? Troy Polamalu was fucking AWFUL. AWFUL. Cut your hair now, ferry.
-Jesus Christ, now the horrible reality is upon us that the NFL season might not be around next year. Fuck that noise.
By going 2-0 tonight and drilling the MVP, the winner of the Playoffs Challenge is...ANDREW!!! mdrgolf did not get any picks in so he/she was disqualified. I think that Drew and Tony had better records, but fuck them. Andrew, send me an email with your contact info and I will send you your prize (gift card).
In conclusion, it is great to see Steeler fans silenced. They needed a big slice of humble pie (Packer fans ate the rest of the pie). Congrats to the Packers and to the only GB fans that I know, the McMizzle family!!!