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Troy Polamalu: over 4.5 tackles (solo and assist) -150
-This might look better than it actually is, but I like the odds of the defensive MVP making more than 5 tackles in the damn Super Bowl.
Clay Matthews: over .5 sack -200
-He gets to feast on Flozell and Jonathon Scott for 60 minutes. The vig isn't very good but it's about making money and this one seems safe.
Will Shaun Suisham miss a field goal: YES +250
-Holy shit! Is this fo' reelz? Suisham fucking sucks! I will gladly lay 20 on this to win 50.
Most Passing Yards: Aaron Rodgers vs. Ben Roethlisberger +33.5 -115
-I probably won't bet this one but I see both QB's ending up around 300 yards.
First OL Holding Penalty: Flozell Adams +500
-He may not get the first one, but he's going to get at least two.
Ben Roethlisberger passing yards: Over 250.5 -115
-Like I said above, he's going to push 300.
Rashard Mendenhall rushing yards: Under 82.5 -115
-Eh, when was the last time that someone rushed for that many yards in the Super Bowl? It's been awhile and that Packers front 7 should be able to handle the Steelers banged up O-line.
John Kuhn rushing yards: Over 6.5 -115
-I'm feeling this one. I'm feeling really good about this. KUUUUUUUHN is going to get 4-5 carries, can he average 2 ypc? I think so.
John Kuhn rushing attempts: Over 2.5 +100
-A lock? This is a lock.
Heath Miller receiving yards: Over 40.5 -115 and Over 3.5 receptions -120
-This is the one bet that I've already made and went big on it (yards, not receptions). Last year when these two teams played, Heath had 8 catches for 117 and the Packers apparently don't defend tight ends as well as they do other weapons in the passing game.
First Half Total Score: Under -21.5 -110
-Super Bowls always take awhile to get going. Everyone is a little nervous for about the first two possessions each. It isn't until halftime where the offenses get going usually.
Total Penalties in Game: Over 10.5 -115
-I would bet this over just on James Harrison alone.
Will a team score 3 unanswered times: No +125
-Doesn't this seem like it would be hard to do?
MVP: Clay Matthews +1500, James Harrison +2500
-Obviously, the odds are likely that whichever QB wins the game will win the MVP. But I like to take a few longshots on the cheap. I could see both of these guys coming off the edge for three sacks. And the payout is delightful for each.
What do you think? Got anything that I didn't mention? Will you be betting "Fergie wears a thong" at +2500? Let's talk illegal gambling today. Tomorrow, I unveil my annual 15 pronged Super Bowl prediction post. Admit it, you can't wait.