|That is a BCS quality mugshot right there.|
In conclusion, the guy got what he deserved. It's great to know that his pimp hand is nothing to be fucked with, but in the end, it cost him everything. Everything. Promising career. His son. His reputation. All gone like the Parker's turkey after the Bumpus hounds got through with it. No turkey hash for Haywood. It's over. And I guess that that is the worst part. One moment where he let his apparently insane temper get the best of him and it's done. But like I said, that's Pitt's problem now. This has almost nothing to do with my alma mater. I ended my relationship with him a few weeks ago without being strangled. I am so happy to have Sugar Don Treadwell running the show now. Let's get on with the shittiness of the on-field product, but first...
The Big Ten - Nice fucking showing this year. What a joke. It's pretty clear to me that Nebraska is a PERFECT fit for that conference. Who loses to a daywalker QB anyway?
Jimmy Clausen - He better fucking pray that Andrew Luck stays in school because if he comes out, Clausen probably just started his last game in the NFL. What a terrible player. Granted, he has pretty bad receivers and running backs, but so does Sam Bradford.
Colt McCoy - Hey, speaking of horrendous rookie quarterbacks, there's this guy! Here's the thing that worries about me and why it's stupid to call him a franchise QB---the cold. He'd never played in cold weather his entire life before this season and he played like pigshit. If you are going to play in the fucking Snow Belt, you need to be able to PLAY in the Snow Belt. I'm not so sure that McCoy can or ever will. And regardless of how good the Steelers are, McCoy was AWFUL yesterday.
Leslie Frazier - Let me get this straight, you remove the interim tag off of this guy AFTER he loses to the Lions? Makes sense. Jesus, the Vikes are a terrible organization and I know a thing or two about terrible organizations. Lions = 4 game winning streak, bitch. Jim Fuckin' Schwartz.
Chad Henne - He should never see the field again. Check that, ANY field. He should be banned from football.
Al Davis - Exactly why the hell is Tom Cable getting fired? He got the Raiders to EIGHT wins and they went 6-0 in the division! He should get an extension for 20 years instead of a pink slip.
Julius Jones - Over the last handful of years, Jones has been one of my least favorite guys. I'm not sure why but he went to Notre Dame and is a pussy. Yesterday, he had 6 touches for 9 yards and lost a fumble at the one yard line. He is the reason why the Saints will not be repeating this year. I am sure of it.
The Bills - Don't you have to try to get beat by the Jets' second stringers by 31 points?
Baltimore - I don't like these convicted felons as much as most people do. The Bengals gave them five turnovers yesterday yet they lose if Carson Palmer doesn't launch a touchdown pass into the fifth row of the upper deck. The Ravens are going to lose next weekend. Fuck Ray Lewis.
Resting your starters - I've got to admit, I liked it that Lovie Smith played his boys all game. They already have next week off, you might as well try to knock out the Packers while you can. I think that both of those teams are legit. Those are the two best defenses in the NFC.
Rex Grossman - The Redskins left about 20 points on the table much like they've done most of the season. 3 turnovers from Rex, a fumble from Santana, a missed 30 yard FG, and a loss of downs...yet they lose by 3. I can't even begin to describe how much this team pisses me off. At least the season is over.
Jesus, that's about all I've got. It was a boring week. And from what the wild card games look like, it's going to be boring next weekend, too. KC/BALT? NO/whoever? NYJ/IND? I like the Packers/Eagles game, but the others are turd sandwiches. By the way, I'll be running my usual spread/over-under contest on Friday for the playoff games. Please make a note of it.
And finally, Damman was defeated in the Super Bowl by Randolph. Randolph now becomes the first three time winner which makes sense because he can juggle three cocks at once. Tim Tebow was just too much for Damman. Third place was "won" by yours truly. I am the best. So there goes another season of the G$FL. The list of winners:
2010 - Randolph
2009 - Damman
2008 - Damman
2007 - Reba
2006 - GSaul
2005 - G$
2004 - Randolph
2003 - Randolph
You are now the face of the league (besides me). Wear the crown well, bitch.