Yesterday, a few of us took the liberty to discuss the douchiness of the Steelers and their fans. A couple Steeler fans did not take kindly to that. Whatever, they can go drown themselves in the Monongahela River for all I care. So I figured today, we could do an open forum where we list the reasons why the Steelers suck and why everyone should hate them. They are all fair game today; from the Rooney family to the hilbilliest of Hill William's that support the black and golden shower. I came up with 11 but with your help, I'm pretty sure that we can get this list up to a thousand before lunch.
1. White Trash Fans
This speaks for itself. Steeler fans offer almost zero redeeming qualities whatsoever. They drink Iron City and Mountain Dew yet consider themselves better than you. They are incorrect.
2. Steely McBeam
The Penguins, Pirates, and Steelers all have the same colors. Gay. And why do they only have their logo on one side of their helmet? I bet that they're too cheap to pay for two stickers.
7. 6 Rings but still blame Neil O'Donnell for the one loss
This kills me. They go into that one Super Bowl not even being remotely as good as the Cowboys yet they blame a career rotten QB like O'Donnell for losing the game! It couldn't have been because they were the inferior team that day...no way.
8. Creating an unjustified God-like persona for Bill Cowher
Guess what, he wasn't THAT good. It took Omar Epps two years to do what it took Sgt. Slaughter 14 or 15 years to do. He probably isn't in anyone's top ten list for best coaches ever. He ain't no Joe Gibbs.