Thursday, January 27, 2011

Oh Great, A Colon-oscopy

Pinstripes aren't THAT slimming.
Who needs Cliff Lee or Zack Greinke when you can beef up your AAA rotation with Mark Prior and this Lardosaurus:

The Yankees are taking a chance on Bartolo Colon in their quest for another quality arm in the starting rotation.  The team said it has signed the right-hander to a one-year, minor league deal with an invitation to spring training. He could earn $900,000 if he makes the big league roster.
For all of you that think that the Yankees are bad for baseball, I accept your apology for being pants-shittingly wrong.  If it weren't for the Yankees, then maybe YOUR team would sign horrible players like Prior, Colon, Russell Martin, and Andruw Jones.  Did you ever think about that?  Well?  DID YA!

At least the equipment manager can finally get David Wells' old uniform/tarp out of storage for the worst Cy Young winner ever.  God dammit, Brian Cashman is a turd.

2 comments:

Tony B. said...

I understand the Prior signing, but not Colon. That dude is washed up. Like on a beach somewhere.

Colon Cleansers said...

For all of you that think that the Yankees are bad for baseball, I accept your apology for being pants-shittingly wrong. If it weren't for the Yankees. But we all think in different manner.