|Who wants to see a dead penis?|
There isn't any chance of Brett Favre playing for the Vikings again. But it wouldn't be surprising if he were to end up somewhere next season, maybe the Buffalo Bills or the Washington Redskins. Either could get in the spotlight with Favre while developing a young QB. Despite the lawsuits, Favre, 41, is still a cash cow for the NFL.I think we can all agree that the Redskins are a horribly run organization in desperate need of an enema from top to bottom, but simply considering this--just picking up the fucking phone and calling him--would send me into a tailspin of depression and suicidal tendencies. I would rather have five more years of The Sex Cannon than one snap of Brett Favre. You have my word on this:
--St. Paul Pioneer Press
If Brett Favre plays for the Washington Redskins, I'm done. I will officially disown this terrible franchise for good. I will become one of the most coveted free agents in fan history. Is there still room on the Jim Schwartz bandwagon?