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I KNOW FOOTBALL. YOU DO NOT.
How fucking gorgeous is this Oregon cheerleader? My God. I want to make out with my computer monitor right now. She should come over to the mansion for a Jersey Shore party. We could snuggle on the couch while laughing at Deena.
Let's tackle a couple of college football headlines to help stimulate conversation just in case the game is boring.
*Jim Harbaugh goes pro - It makes sense. He doesn't have to move, the roster isn't that bad, it won't take much to be a force in that division, and he's getting paid. Fuck you, Michigan. And one more time, Andrew Luck is a moron.
*Pitt is going to offer Tulsa's Todd Graham - I had read that Graham was the second choice when Pitt initially hired Haywood. If I were him, and they came back to me after what just happened, I would tell them to fuck butts.
*Blaine Gabbert sucks - I don't care what McSpay says, this guy sucks. As a fan of a team who could be in the market for a QB come draft day, I don't want this guy. I don't want Jake Locker. Mallett seems like a moron (the chinstrap beard is a dead giveaway). Give me Cam Newton over these guys anyday. Anybody smart enough to out-fox the NCAA can play on my team.
*Favorite Bowl Game of the Season - Forget about the game that your team played in, what other one did it for you? I'll step out of the box here and say that the KSU/Syracuse was awesome. But really, nothing was better than the Godaddy.com Bowl.
I think that that about covers what I was trying to get across today. Now it's time for normal people to give college football a break while the complete and utter douchebags of the world will focus and waste their time on recruiting and spring practices. I'm looking at you, Drew.