|You're boning the wrong Seal, Heidi!|
Seal: hey dude - what is Ace's real name?
G$: (I gave it to him)
Seal: ok - thank god its not him. To make a long story short, i randomly slept with this girl from toledo, to find out she is MARRIED to a dude she calls Ace on facebook who went to toledo. Was just making sure it wasnt him - would have been terrible. Stupid whores.
G$: Jesus Christ! Yeah, I'm glad that this was just a coincidence. And his wife does not call him Ace...man that would have been awkward as shit.
Seal: Yes it would have been terrible - things were just adding up to it being him. Recent wedding, fans of same teams. Both UT grads. Both have buddies in Columbus. Oh well - just glad its not him. Haha - have a good new year man!
G$: Just to set my mind at ease, what was her name and did she have (nice mammary glands)? If the answer to the second one is no, I will sleep easier tonight.
Seal: Ha! No she had B tits and her name is Bailey.
G$: Whew, good, then we're done here.
So that was that. Congrats to Seal on getting laid. And we learned three things here:
1. Never marry a chick named "Bailey".
2. If you go by Ace and you have led a life with some similarities to our Mr. Ace, dude, your wife is cheating on you.
3. Seal would get along really well with Rex Grossman.