And Cecil wept...somewhere. Cam Newton won the Heisman, just like he was supposed to. I don't know if he will ever have to give it back, and it really makes no difference to me. I don't see Reggie Bush highlights and think, what a fucking cheater! I think that guy was one of the sickest college football players ever. The same can be said for Cammy Cam.
And to all you dolts who didn't vote for him, take off your fucking blinders! This shit happens EVERYWHERE! And why not? Sure, Reggie and Cam might look bad for about 10 seconds, but they will be millionaire's by that time. USC has been doing this since Carroll's arrival and they only got caught once. I'd say the strategy paid off. Your elite college football players aren't student athletes anymore, they are mercenaries. Deal with it.
Fuck you, G Money. G$ talked about this yesterday, in a shitty two paragraph post, but fuck him. This is my conference and my topic. The Leaders and Legends. Has a catchy ring to it...if Zelda were coming out with a new game on Wii. Jim Delany, you incredibly unclever prick. I'm not even pissed about Michigan, "Leaders and Best", being in the fucking Legends division. That's dumb enough on its own, but nothing else is even relevant with these shitting division names. EAST and fucking WEST! That simple. We are the Big fucking Ten, not the WAC. We don't need to recreate the conference or turn any heads. People know who we are. The fucking Leaders and Legends? How about the Ruh and the Tards?
And then, as a nice little bow on this shit filled package, we get a new logo. This logo:
What the fuck is this? Why is the "I" a "1"? Why is the "G" trying to resemble a "0"? It already fucking says Big Ten in the fucking name! One and fucking Zero don't need to make an appearance! What team in the Big Ten is wearing Chargers powder blue? Is this logo sponsored by USA Today? How did this happen? Did Jim Delany give his grandkids a baby blue crayon and tell them to write Big Ten on a piece of cardboard? No, he gave the crayon to Terrelle Pryor.
I have scoured the interwebs for better ideas and this is what I came up with:
Get it? There is a cock instead of a 1! Brilliant. Sit on that Jim!
This is horrible, but not nearly as bad as what we paid some company millions of dollars to produce.
Leaders and Legends suck, but if that's what we have then fucking own it!
I could handle this.
But seriously, it is this fucking easy. That would be perfectly fine.
Money Shot Bowl Challenge Bitches.
Rules: Instead of those pussy bowl pools where you pick the winner and rate your confidence, we do shit the man's way, pick it with the points. That easy. I will give a brief preview of every game of the week, give the point spread, give my pick, and the you money shot maniacs put your picks in the comments. I will keep tally of everyone throughout the bowl season and the winner gets to write their very own Roast Post, in which they annihilate anyone and everyone they please...or they get the respect of million's of money shot maniacs, your choice.
New Mexico Bowl: UTEP vs. BYU(-11.5)
BYU is HOT. They have won 4 of their last 5 and their only loss was by one point to UTAH. There offense has slowly been improving over the year and they actually have a defense. Bronco Mendenhall is a solid coach. I think they will show up and roll. UTEP on the other hand has lost 5 of there last 6. So yeah, Mormons -11.5.
Humanitarian Bowl: Northern Ill(-1) vs. Fresno St.
NIU losing their coach is a big deal, the line went from -3.5 to -1 when that happened. Pat Hill is still at Fresno so the coaching edge clearly goes that way. And most importantly, no team can recover from losing a conference title game to Miami(OX). NIU is the better team, but losing a back breaker and a head coach is too much to overcome. Fresno +1.
New Orleans Bowl: Ohio vs Troy(-1)
The line has moved from OU-2.5 to Troy -1. What happened? I don't know. I think the betting public loves Troy from the upsets they had several years back. But I can't imagine the betting public is huge on the Troy/OU game. Maybe Troy is just better. Or some wise guy put big money on Troy and the line moved. I'm going with that theory, which means I'm going with Troy -1.
St. Petersburg Bowl: Southern Miss vs. Louisville(-3)
Another big mover. Southern Miss was favored by 2.5 and are now 3 point dogs. I'm rolling with Charlie Strong here. He has brought his defensive mindset to Louisville and put out a Top 15 defense. He also found a beast in Bilal Powell. I don't think Southern Miss will slow him down. Louisville -3.
Here is a link to the final Money Shot Bowl Madness post of last year's bowl season. After reviewing what went down, it appears Drew's faggot ass won. Let's call it a fluke.
There you have it. Leave your picks in the comments.