|It's funny because Mike Commodore is a pussy and never plays.|
Worst of the week begins now. We're going to stop numbering them. Why? Because Browns fans can't count anyway. Let's get going.
*Ndamukong Suh - What a shitty kicker! Although he did make me laugh for about 4 minutes. Listen, big black dude, knock off the pussy soccer-style bullshit. Real men go straight on! I will volunteer to show you how it's done.
*Matthew Stafford - Let's just ignore the fact that this fag goes by "Matthew". Can he ever play consecutive games? This is getting ridiculous. I'm starting to think that Stafford's shoulder is made out of papier mache.
*Brad Childress - I don't care that this child molester was able to beat a horseshit Cardinals team in overtime at home. This pedophile is a terrible coach who has got to go. I hate the Vikings and wish the worst for them and even I want him gone. How is it even possible for a coach to go over the owner and the GM to start releasing whoever he wants to? It would have been awesome if Childress waived Moss on Tuesday, Wilf holds a press conference on Wednesday, and announced that Moss was staying and that Childress was fired. That would have been great. But then it was made even better because later on we found out that Percy Harvin tried to kill the head coach a few days later! Who still respects this guy? Does he think that he has a job lined up with the Mets but he needs to get fired first? Because it appears that he is just trying to get canned at this point. There is NO WAY that he is ever a head coach again.
*Matt Schaub - This guy blows. He's had one good game this year and that was against a shitty Redskins secondary. He was a fluke last season. Yeah, I'll say it. And his coach is going to get fired.
*Chad Henne - I just don't see this guy ever winning. He blows. And he looks stupid with his layers of forehead flab.
*Bill Belichick - Uhhhh, what happened to the days where a rookie QB had no chance to beat Belichick? You've got to hand it to the Browns. They play hard and play tough. It seems like every trick play that they use works and Hillis is a beast. But come on, Pats. They were supposed to be the best team in football through the first eight weeks. I never thought this though. They don't have any playmakers. And I'm getting sick and fucking tired of watching Brady whine about every little thing on the field. Additional shittiness mention to that Gronkowski TE who was just horrible all game long. If the Browns were in the NFC, I would consider them a playoff contender. But they are playing well and are improving every week. Good for them and good for Slim Mangini. I always like seeing him beat his mentor and that watch Billy be a douche at the postgame handshake. And did anyone else laugh on the McCoy TD run when cheapshot artist Merriweather got tittied up by Josh Cribbs? I love vigilante justice.
*Tom Cable's shirt - I just wanted to draw attention to the badass Raiders bowling shirt that Cable wears on the sidelines. Well played, wife and assistant coach puncher! But besides that, RAIDERS, BITCH!!! SUPER BOWL!
*The 31 teams in the NFL not the New York Giants - Best team in the league (right now) BY FAR. They would be a 7 point favorite against anyone (except for the Raiders in which they would be a 45 point underdog). Yeah, I said it. And I hate them but it's true.
That's it for me. I need to lick my wounds. I got MURDERED on wagers weekend. I can't stress that enough. Just destroyed. It was a bloodbath. FUCK YOU IN YOUR HORSE CUNT, Zenyatta. Which is yet one more reason why I will be sitting in the upper deck for all future Blue Jackets games.