|Ok, I'll suck one more dick but then I've got to go.|
CBS has purchased pretty much his life story and plan on making a sitcom about it. Terrible. Just awful. I can't wait for the episodes about how Cleveland fans should get over themselves, how John Wall will never win in the NBA because his dad died when he was 7 years old, or, what could be a two-parter, how Beanie Wells should have fallen in the draft because people at his draft party were drinking soda.
If you don't know about this, Colin went on one of his stupid tangents about the Wells family drinking pop on camera as opposed to Donald Brown's family not drinking soda. He implied that this meant that Brown was the safer pick. Make sense? No. Of course it doesn't. The fact remains that both of them suck anyway regardless of what their family members like to drink.
So who plays Cowherd in this surely terrible TV show? Michael Cera is gay enough but too awkward. Nathan Lane has the gay and the lack of sports knowledge but looks nothing like him. My pick and you know damn well that this will be the choice...Jay Mohr. And since Mohr isn't funny, it will be a perfect fit for the 6 episodes shown before it gets cancelled. Let me know if you have someone better that could play this fucker.
Fuck Cowherd. And shame on you, CBS. Stop making shows that only stupid midwesterners watch.