Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Do You Miss Us Yet, Number 6?

Pure class.
Who isn't loving this?  The BFF's in Miami are a freaking mess.  Now I said a few weeks ago that this wasn't the year that they were going to win a ring anyway, but I didn't expect their early failures to be this delicious.  They're arguing.  Wade and LeBortion have no on-court chemistry at all.  They have the worst frontcourt in the league.  Their coach has one foot out the door already.  It's awesome.

And nothing beats seeing our favorite #6 giving Coach Spo a shoulder smash the other night.  Talk about respect!  And that was followed by Spo calling out #6 to the media.  OUTSTANDING!  At this pace, this "dynasty" will last about as long as George O'Leary's tenure at Notre Dame.

Deep down, I think that he knows that this was a huge mistake.  That makes me smile.  He knows damn well that he hadn't lost 8 games in a season until January when he was in Ohio and it's eating him alive to see that this Big Three is doomed.  DOOMED, I tells ya!

I can't even begin to describe how fucking large my fan-boner is for Thursday night.  Who isn't going to watch this?  Don't you want to see Gilbert's reaction?  All the boo's?  Will someone run on the court with a knife?  Will they cheer Big Z?  Would a Cavs win be one of the best moments of the year (yes, it would, and you should ALL be pulling for this)?  I damn near started bawling when we beat Boston on opening night due to how proud I was, but this would take it to a whole other level.

I'm talking about losing all bodily control.  When Mo Williams hits a "mo-flo" at the buzzer to beat Miami, I will cry, sneeze, cough, cry some more, ejaculate, piss, shit, and bleed all at the same time.  It will be that great.  THAT FUCKING GREAT.

In conclusion, the Heat can fist a goat.  I don't care if the Cavs lose every game for the rest of the year (possible), JUST WIN ON THURSDAY.


Drew said...

They are a mess and it is fun to watch. There is just too much shit on that team and Bosh isn't that good.

I've got a couple buddies who will be in attendance on Thursday. They absolutely can not wait for it. I will most definitely be tuning in as I really don't know what to expect.

I do think during intros they should announce Z's name first and blow the roof off the place with cheers...and then announce LeBron's name and make the same amount of noise with boos. I also think a "De-Lon-Te" chant when he is at the free throw line is in order.

Grumpy said...

They also don't have a point guard. What a mess. It would be a beautiful thing if the Cavs beat them.

GMoney said...

You trying to tell me that Carlos Arroyo isn't a quality point guard? Oh...carry on.

And tomorrow, Drew, Mr. Brian Westbrook will be a member of my G$FL team just in time to smash your ass up this weekend.

The Iceman said...

I plan on watching this game in full capacity. I probably won't even change the channel during commercials in fear that I might miss something good. I fucking hate...HATE...the Cavs. But I hate Lebron more. I want at least one televised fatality during this game and I don't think that's asking too much. I'm already hard with anticipation...and it's only Tuesday.

GMoney said...

Personally, I don't think that he has a big game. He isn't necessarily the most clutch player that I've ever seen and he's going to put a ton of pressure on himself to hang 50.

The Iceman said...

Lebron should just move to PG and get it over with. He's the one of the best facilitators in the game. Christ...he made Daniel Gibson and Jamario Moon relevant! It's the right move and if Spoelstra doesn't do it Riley will.