|"Sweet turtleneck/polo combo!"--G$ in 1992. Seriously, who dresses this fucking guy?|
*Like the title eludes, Boise is going to get fucked
I just don't get it. The Broncos started the preseason #3, the two overrated teams ahead of them already lost, they have done EVERYTHING that was asked of them since, and yet they drop in the rankings. It makes ZERO sense. Sure, if Auburn and Oregon run the table, they deserve to play for the crown. I am OK with that because it's how it should be. But don't give me this bullshit that TCU is better because they aren't and the fucking retard voters need to fix this. I don't care if it's this week or down the road, it needs fixed.
Utah might have been the worst top 5 team of all time. I don't care who you are playing, you don't lose by 40 at home if you are a good team. The Frogs' best win is Baylor. OK, that's an alright win. The Bears will probably finish 4th in the Big 12 South but whatever. Boise State beat the ACC Champion. I don't care if they lost to West Elementary the following week (and that isn't Boise's fault). The Hokies haven't lost since and are going to go to a BCS bowl again. Schedules aside (eventhough Boise State has played a tougher schedule anyway), do any of you REALLY want to watch Texas Christian University play for a national title? I sure as shit don't. They aren't exciting. They haven't built up year after year of goodwill and respect. Their uniforms fucking suck. Gary Patterson wears a fag visor. Andy Dalton is not even close to being like Dalton in Roadhouse. I don't want to watch them during the regular season so why would I tune in to see them play for a title? Answer: I wouldn't. At least I wouldn't watch much. This whole "non-AQ playing for the title" is basically the exception for Boise State. It isn't for anyone else, God dammit. And don't think that I've forgotten that the Blue Turfs beat both Oregon and TCU last year with this same fucking team. Should that be a factor for this year? No. But "should" it? Yes.
I was so worried that Kellen Moore was going to get screwed over by a one loss BCS team, I never thought that he be getting jobbed by a fucking school like TCU. FIX IT, BCS.
*Cam Newton is a stud
All of this bullshit coming out about the kid now, I don't care. I love watching the kid play. OH NOES, A COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHEATED ON A TEST? My confidence in collegiate sport is shaken to the core! He doesn't even go to Florida anymore so why would Auburn be punished for that? If I went to a different company and my current employer announced publicly that I only did work for about 2-3 hours per day, there ain't shit that my new boss can do about that. As far as the 200K, his dad seems pretty adamant that he didn't receive a dime and college kids aren't smart enough to hide that kind of money so I'm going to believe that he did nothing wrong...right now. I never trust snitches anyway. Just give him the fucking Heisman. If he turns out to be Reggie Bush reincarnated then you deal with it then. Don't punish a kid before the facts are out (like some asshole voters plan to do). He is the most outstanding college football player in 2010. Period.
*Bowl eligibility is reached tonight
Tonight, my beloved RedHawks will go from 1-11 to bowl eligible when they defeat the shitbirds from Bowling Green at Doyt L. Perry Stadium in front of a crowd of tens of hundreds of people. What a season this has been. While they have beaten the shit teams and been crushed by the good ones, it just feels good to win again. And looking at bowl projections only to see MIAMI UNIVERSITY in them, that just feels like a happy ending given by some horrible yet great masseuse. Fuck Bowling Green, they all have AIDS.
*400 means nothing to me
Joe Paterno has been a rotten coach for a decade now and he is holding his program hostage with his selfishness. Excuse me if I don't give a shit about his 400th win. At least he gets to poop in The 'Shoe again on Saturday.
*I call him GAMBLOR
Ohio State -17.5 vs. Penn State - Dude, Penn State is terrible. The Buckeyes usually play well in November. Take the Buckeyes and don't even worry about it. anOSU already had their Big Ten struggle against an inferior team this year.
Miami -2.5 @ BG - I said it above and I'll say it again, Miami rolls tonight. They are healthy. They have the better QB and the better defense. They are still playing for the league title and bowl eligibility while the Falcons season is over. And you don't even have to give a field goal. Money.
That's it for me. I'm better than Ace. And for the sake of college football, root against every team that TCU beat this year. That means that you have to want Notre Dame to beat Utah...I feel dirty just typing that.