Thursday, September 30, 2010
This is a homemade video from the Damman 30th Birthday Bash and G$'s 30th Birthday Box Social from Saturday. It is glorious. Some may see this as a mail-in post. I see this as the best 24 seconds in internet history (until I get the video of my extra point up). Enjoy. I only remember about 40% of what happened that night. But thanks to modern technology, I will never forget our bar-wide shoutout and tribute to the 5-0 NapCats.
I'm 30 today. Booooo!
As far as the whole age thing goes, I'm sort of indifferent. But I am well aware that there is a big difference between being in your 20's and being in your 30's. Allow me to explain. When you are in your 30's, you worry about 401K's, your mortgage, and whether or not you can still stay awake for the ending of Monday Night Football. When you are in your 20's, you are concerned more with where you are going to pass out on Saturday night and spending an entire Sunday afternoon trying to not puke up all the horrendous shit that you drank the night before (which I did this past weekend while still a 29 year old which makes it OK).
I don't really have any big plans or anything. I'm making the missus take me to Paul Keels' favorite joint, Montgomery Inn, for some ribs tomorrow night but that's about it. You know damn well that I'm in the "Inn Crowd". I will be punishing myself with more MAC football on Saturday (fuck you, Kent!). And that's about it. I don't have the energy for much else. Why? Because on Tuesday night, my genius puppy continued his horrible trend of eating pine cones in the backyard and this time the thing scraped his esophagus which led to a massive freakout which led to no sleep which led to a 6 AM trip to the vet which finally led to me being in a bad mood (and thankfully him feeling better). Would you eat a porcupine? Of course not. Our dog is an idiot. He actually chews on rocks. ROCKS! And those things sharpen his teeth like you wouldn't believe.
So you'll have to forgive me. After all, it's my birthday and I can do whatever I want. Just keep watching that video. That will help me get through this day and it should for you, too.