Stand up, Fuckeyes, and be retarded. I know you Fuckeyes will find some completely ruhtarded reason to justify your thinking errors and say, "Fuck yeah, dude. Tressel is fucking tits." But deep down you know that what he did to Ron English's EMU's was classless, even for a turd in a sweater vest like Tressel. I'm not talking about hanging up 70+. I'm not talking about Pryor getting 26 passing attempts even with the game well in hand. There is just one play, and one play only.
Jordan Hall to Tyrone Pryor(Tyrone fits him better) for a 20 yard TD with less than three minutes left in the third quarter. That's bush league bullshit at its Fuckeye finest. There is absolutely no reason for this. EMU is quite possibly the worst FBS team in the nation, and probably worse than half the FCS schools. To throw out a trick play at that point is nothing less than a dong slap to the face. Tressel should be thankful that Ron English and his team were able to show some class and not retaliate with a dirty play. Because you better fucking believe that if I were that coach, Pryor would be shitting...and eating through a colostomy bag.
But hey, just Fuckeyes being Fuckeyes.
The world is so scary when Denardless. Denard, please, pretty fucking please, just step out of bounds. Save the tough running and extra yardage for Big Ten play. When two BGFU players have an angle on you, there is no need to be tackled and cause ER's across Michigan to flood with heart attack patients. Don't ever do that to me again.
On a positive note, WE HAVE THREE QUARTERBACKS! Two of which are nowhere near Denard, but serviceable. It was good to see that Forcier could still come out there and lead the team down the field, even if it was against BG.
But why the fuck isn't Devin Gardner or Forcier redshirting?!?!?! When Forcier didn't get any PT in the first three weeks I thought for sure he was going to redshirt. When Gardner came in after Denard went out and looked solid, I thought for sure Forcier would remain on the bench and redshirt. Now...I don't know what the fuck is going on. Michigan should be set at QB until 2014, that being Gardner's RS Senior year and first or second year as a starter. Without any redshirts from those two QB's, there is a possibility that all of these QB's will be out of the system by 2012. Maybe one of them will fake an injury.
Fuck yeah, Toledo. Just wanted to shout out to my Toledo boys for going to Purdue and beating down those fuckstick shitmakers. I hate Purdue and their fans with a burning passion. MAC Championship!
UGA is a dumpster fire outside an abortion clinic.
Mark Richt best be getting his shit together or he will no longer be welcome in the state of Georgia. When you haven't lost to a team since 1974, there is reason to believe you should probably beat them in 2010. Mississippi State had other plans. I would like to be the first to announce Mark Richt as the U of Colorado head coach in 2011.
Whoever thought JaMarcus Russell would be so hard to replace? Ryan Perrilloux? Nope. Matt Flynn? I guess, but his ring was won against the Fuckeyes so it doesn't really count. Jordan Jefferson? Nope. Jarrett Lee? Nope...and nope again. That defense is sick, but you can't contend in the SEC without competent QB play no matter how big your Lesticles are.
Boise needed to show out and they failed. Oregon State went up and down the field at will. No doubt Boise can score, but if you put them in the SEC or Big Ten for an entire season it would be a bloodbath, sorry.
Remember last week when I said the Big 12 was strong up top? Yeah, I take it all back times one thousand. UCLA is fucking TERRRRBLE! Cincy is fucking TERRRRBLE! Oklahoma only made it out of Cincy with a win because D. J. Woods is so dedicated to his charity work. I still like Nebraska. But disregard everything else about that conference.
4-2 last week even after getting my butthole pounded by a missed PAT by TCU. Ass holes.
I'm on Michigan big this week. Indiana only returned 4 starters from an already terrible defense. Denard is going to come back and look to prove he is 100%. It may take Michigan a little while to figure out Indiana's offense, but they will. Look for Michigan to bring a lot of pressure and force some turnovers. Michigan -10.5.
Rejoice commenter Jeff, Clemson is going to pull off the upset against Miami this weekend. The line is at Clemson +3.5 but that will probably move up since the public will look at what Miami did against Pitt and jump all over them. Clemson has the best offense in the ACC and an underrated defense. Getting points at home is easy money.
Oklahoma State has been pretty up crazy numbers and nobody has taken notice. Granted, they have played WASU, Troy, and Tulsa. But TAMU has played the Alma mater of Jeremiah Trotter, FIU, and LA Tech with not nearly as impressive results. TAMU will be going on the road for the first time this season and Oklahoma State is going to explode all over their face. OSU wins BIG! OSU -3.5.
Toledo is a bit unpredictable, but they just won three straight games on the road after being ran out of the Glass Bowl by Arizona. They finally get to come back home and play Wyoming. Wyoming been throttled by strong competition the last three weeks and a trip across county to play a hot Toledo team won't be much relief for them. Toledo -3.
A.J. Green is coming back for UGA and I expect him to blow up in Colorado, who gave up over 450 total yards to Hawaii last week at home. Mark Richt may be interviewing for a new job at Colorado in the near future so I'm sure he will impress. UGA-4.5.
NC State is the class of the ACC....which is kind of like being class president of Hope Schools. Nonetheless, Va Tech comes to town as four point favorites. NC State will win straight up so the points don't really matter, but a little extra cushion doesn't hurt. NC St. +4.
Poll Question: Would you go on a road trip with Grumpy and blow him if he promised to take out his dentures and return the favor? My answer: One million percent YES.