How many times do I have to tell you that I'm afraid of the SEC!
DISCLAIMER: For God's sake, calm down, you assholes. Read the entire fucking post before you start telling me how great you are. The fact that your blood pressure rose threefold just from the title alone is extremely pathetic. Let me state my case and then you can respond in a cordial and calm demeanor. Fair?
I just don't understand how Buckeye fans do it. Why do you keep going to the games? Why do you still act like Saturdays are a big fucking deal? They really aren't. No, this is not me railing against college football in favor of the vastly superior NFL again. In fact, it's sort of a back-handed compliment if you think about it. Since you don't think like normal people though, I will explain.
Will any of you anOSU fans admit that the season kind of sucks? I mean, you have 3 or 4 games that will even be played within two touchdowns. Doesn't that sort of blow though due to its anti-climactic nature? Doesn't it get old watching your team get up by 40 points in the first half and then pretty much take a knee for the third and fourth quarter? Obviously, I don't think you should apologize for being better than almost everyone else out there and nor do I expect you to want to be worse. I just think that it would get old and less important to you when you get older to see the same thing every damn week. There isn't enough beer in the world that would make me interested in an Ohio U blowout win.
Wouldn't you rather take a Saturday afternoon off from watching your boys kill Indiana and take the wife out shopping for modern bedding? No? Well, you chose wisely because no man should ever be subjected to that. But that being said, and again it's not an indictment of how successful the program has been, I just don't get how everyone can be so pumped about a season in which 75% of the games are over before they start. And I sure as shit don't understand why over 100,000 dickheads would pack that stadium for games against Eastern Michigan and Ron Zook.
Is it more fun being a Michigan fan right now where the unknown of the season results is exciting and nerve-racking at the same time? After all, the journey from average to great is one of the best parts about being a fan. Perhaps but I doubt that Ohio State would want to be in the position that the Wolverines are in. So I guess that I just really want to know how you guys do it? How do you act like you care and that every game matters? Seriously, I'm interested. And if any of you gives some faggy answer like "it's called being a fan" then just don't bother commenting.
Also, a friendly reminder that tomorrow is the Damman 30th Birthday Bash as well as the G$ 30th Birthday Box Social! Good times will be had by all. The Bier Stube on High St. is the place to be what with it's cheap beer, cheap shots, ample TV's, dankness, and excellent jukebox. Damman already turned 30 on Wednesday, but I've still got a few days left in my 20's. Come on out and have a mediocre time. At least the Oregon State/Boise State game will keep you entertained.
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