Thursday, September 02, 2010
Damman: The Heisman Winner - Terrelle Pryor, QB, Ohio State. Yeah that's right Buckeye haters. TP only scratched the surface at the Rose Bowl. Get ready for Tebow-esque coverage on ESPN after he torches Da U for 400+ yards total offense in Week 2. The guy is a freak athlete and he will unleash his unworldly powers on us all this year. Am I worried about a "May the Forcier Be With You" type curse that Ace laid on Forcier last year? No. TP does not suck the sweat of a dead man's balls like Forcier does. Who else gets invited? Like it really matters,
Drew: The Heisman Winner - Ryan Mallett, QB, Arkansas. That's right...the guy that Rich Rod ran off because he didn't fit his offense...will deliver the final nail in the Rich Rod coffin as he wins the Heisman during Arkansas's 11-1 year. Other people there...Mark Ingram, John Clay and Andrew Luck.
GSaul: The Heisman Winner - 1. Ryan Mallett, QB, Arkansas. DickRod does not need Heisman Trophy finalists on his team, no sir. He did just fine in 2008 with walk-on Nick Sheridan and journeyman Steven Threet.
2. Mark Ingram...RB, Alabama. Hopefully his rushing stats and TD’s decrease this year…that’s all that it took for Archie Griffin to win his second Heisman!
3. Jake Locker...QB, Washington. He has the talent, but not enough around him.
4. Terrelle Pryor...QB, OSU. Too bad you do not get points for just being awesome. That eye black dedicated to Mike Vick could have put him over the top.
The Wig Master: The Heisman Winner - Has the Heisman really meant anything since Eric Crouch won it? That’s up for debate. This year’s invite list looks like this: Mark Ingram, RB (Alabama), Kellen Moore, QB (Boise St), Terrelle Pryor, QB (OSU), Michael Floyd, WR (ND), and Ryan Mallet, QB (Arkansas). No boring ass hour of Lee Corso interviews here, just your winner: Kellen Moore, QB, Boise St. I know, bat shit crazy. But as you recall, I have the Broncos playing for it all, and for that to happen, Moore will have to increase his efforts from last season. Last season he only threw for 3500 yards, 39 TDs, 3 interceptions, a 64% completion percentage, and 14 wins. This year, how about 4000 yards, 40 TDs, and having his team play for it all? Of course, playing out west always hinders one’s chances to gain the east coast audience/writers, but Boise will be the exception. The “little guy” will be in the media throughout the season, who won’t be backing the #2 Broncos all year. That means that Moore and his stats will be in the spotlight throughout. He won’t be getting the Toby Gerhart treatment (totally hosed on the vote/trophy). There it is, a really ballsy pick for you…I bet Dut has TP winning it (Dut also owns a Tim Couch jersey, so f*ck him).
G$: The Heisman Winner - Ricky Dobbs, QB, Navy. Yep, I'm buying into it. And why shouldn't I? He's Tommie Frazier all the while defending our country! Imagine if he and Terrelle Pryor are the two favorites. Voters have to choose between a serviceman and a guy that gives shoutouts to Mike Vick. Is this one out there? Sure, but who had Mark Ingram winning this last year? And I love me some triple-option offense.
ABTP: Anyone But Terrelle Pryor. We end College Football Preview Week tomorrow by crowning a champion.