Tuesday, August 03, 2010
I am almost always for giving people a second chance. Especially when we are talking about young people who could use this second chance to change their lives. Masoli deserved another chance after his mishaps at Oregon, but he didn't deserve them on a college football field again. Whenever the word "loophole" is thrown around, you know it is a shady deal. If Masoli would have taken his talents into the supplemental draft then I would have been all for some team picking him up and giving him a chance. But that's not what happened. Ole Miss has dipped its toe back into the muck yet again, making the term student-athlete even more hilarious than it was before.
How pissed off do you have to be if you have a degree from Ole Miss? Nevermind, if you have a degree from Ole Miss you probably don't know what it means to be offended. I can't wait til I have the opportunity to meet someone from Ole Miss. It will probably go something like this:
Me: So where did you go to school?
Doucher: Ole Miss.
Me: I hear you have some fine academics, especially that Parks and Recreations Master's program. I real winner, that one.
Doucher: Yeah, we have some really great academics. Yeehaw.
Me: I was joking. Your school is full of fucks and your degree is worth as much as 3 credit hours at Everest Institute. The only qualification to graduate from such an institution is to be an ass hole. You fucking ass hole. But hey, at least you're a top ten party school, right?
How the fuck can you get a Master's in Parks and Recreation? You might as well just make up programs if that is a real program. How about a Master's in Staring at Tits and Sexual Harassment? Or maybe a Doctorate in Enjoying Alcohol and Taking Naps. The program is obviously a joke anyways, but "accepting" Masoli into it only confirms that upon completion of the program you will be given the most worthless piece of paper on the fucking earth. I wouldn't even wipe my ass with it.
The fact that Masoli is walking on makes this less egregious, but it's still bull shit. On behalf of all college football fans, the SEC and Ole Miss can suck my balls...while Houston Nutt gives me a rimjob.