|I hate you.|
The Iceman was bitching about how broadcasters used to love going on and on about how Lazy Eye Krenzel was a molecular (The Molecular Man!) genetics major at anOSU. He parlayed that stupid major into a post-football career in real estate, Buckeye Nissan ads, and awful radio appearances. So now, let it be known, that Krenzel's college major will never be spoken of again. He didn't do anything with it so why should we care? More that bother me:
*Claims that Vince Young is just "a guy who wins". You get paid to be an analyst...ANALYZE!
*References to Tim Tebow's postgame speech at Florida
*Baseball announcers saying "I've always said that one day Robinson Cano is going to win a batting title". EVERYONE has said that already.
*"Diaper Dandy"...that makes no sense, Dick.
*Mark Jackson saying, "Hand down...MAN DOWN". You are retarded. It's no wonder that no one wants you to be their coach.
*Of course, no list like this would be complete without Brett Favre "being a kid out there". Actually, ALL Favre-related cliches should be caste down into the fiery depths of Hell.
Ummmmm, that's all I have at the moment. I'd love to get some input (as I'm sure that I've forgotten a ton). As I told The Iceman, a project like this would take an insane amount of research and I ain't doing that for you fags. Let 'er rip.