Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Goodbye, Richard

An already depleted, inexperienced Michigan defensive backfield has taken another hit.

Senior starting cornerback Troy Woolfolk, the Wolverines' most experienced defensive back who had emerged during the offseason as a vocal, respected team leader, suffered what was described as a "lower-body" injury during practice Tuesday afternoon.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  This Tate Forcier hater is apparently going to miss the season if Mr Ace's FBstatus is accurate.  This is the beginning of the end for Dickie-Spic.  Michigan will be lucky to win 5 games now.  You guys are terrible.  You are the Toledo Rockets of the Big Ten.

15 comments:

Grumpy said...

And the whole state of WV is laughing their asses off.

Drew said...

I love it...although, sadly it will end with no more Rich Rod which makes me sad. Somehow I was lucky enough to catch the Woolfolk injury news like a minute after the rumor broke and break it to my Michigan friends in one giant e-mail. The hate for me combined with the realization that high school QB's could throw for over 300 yards against their defense made for a great e-mail chain. I'll be at the UConn game and I hope they put up a 40 spot on them there. Fuck you Ace!

GMoney said...

I don't even know who this guy is but if his injury makes Michigan fans sad then I am all for it.

Nate B. said...

I think a post covering the next candidates for the Michigan coaching job are in order.

Nate B. said...

EDIT: *is* in order

Mr. Ace said...

Fuck you all. DickRod isn't going anywhere. The injury isn't known yet...but it is likely a bad sprained ankle/broken ankle. Ankle injuries can be overcome quicker than knee injuries, but I'm not holding my breath. We will probably still go to the Rose Bowl.

And Justin Turner just transferred to WVU. What a cunt.

MuDawgfan said...

So who's the next UM coach? I'll pray each night for Ty Willingham

GMoney said...

Shane Montgomery!

Drew said...

Ace...he's got a fucking broken fibula and dislocated ankle...he's fucking done.

G$...That's the best part....that you don't know who he is. Just how terrible is Michigan? They are all jumping overboard on this season because they just lost a possible third team all big ten CB for the year. That's when you know you're terrible.

GMoney said...

To be fair, I had never heard of Brandon Graham until the combine so using me as a measuring stick isn't a good idea.

Woolfolk isn't even really hurt. He just doesn't want to play for Michigan anymore but still wants to keep his scholly. Genius.

Mr. Ace said...

Jumping overboard? I just predicted a Rose Bowl birth. Denard is playing both ways and winning the heisman. Michigan could be rolling out 3 former walk-ons on defense. This could be awesome.

The Iceman said...

Jesus God I hope Ace is joking with all these comments about the Rose Bowl. If he's serious then I may never again read another Tuesday post in my life. FuckRod has raped the football program then smeared his bloody dick on the entire city of Ann Arbor. Why would any Michigan fan want him to stay? This will be his 3rd season as head coach and it looks like, yet again, he's going to finish at .500 or below. That may be fine for programs like Purdue or Michigan State, but that is unfuckingacceptible at Michigan. It's a good thing Bo died when he did so he doesn't have to watch this pathetic piece of shit ruin what he created.

Mr. Ace said...

Yes, I'm joking. But I've still got Dickrods back...until we start 2-4. I've said this before, but Dickrod has never gotten a fair shot at M. The roster was fucking horrible when he showed up and we have spent the last 3 years bringing in players to fit his system. If he leaves now, that will be another 3 years of shittiness/mediocrity. I'm not down for that. DickRod has two more years as far as I'm concerned.

I can't wait for the NFL season to start.

The Iceman said...

FuckRod has never had a fair shake at Michigan because he makes the headlines every couple of months for doing shady shit. Say what you will about OSU and that fag in the sweater vest but at least Tressel isn't cloaked in controversy. There comes a point where you have to sit back and see what the common denominator is when violation after violation surfaces with the Michigan football program. FuckRod is making a mockery of one of the most storied programs in the history of college football...plus he lost to Toledo. Bastard.

GMoney said...

Nate B, your wish has been granted...