Oh you KNOW, that Stu knows where the white women at.
Regardless of what you think about the one hour ESPN special known affectionately as, "The Decision", it's still a big deal to me and millions of other people. Keep in mind, this is no different than Signing Day except that this actually matters and could destroy an entire city. I'm almost too nervous to type which is why I'm keeping it short, sweet, and open for discussion.
The LeBron-a-thon ends this evening. You think that that is the case but you know that it isn't. He's going to keep his name in the news somehow. But anyway, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, thinks that they have the inside scoop and are able to read between the lines. That is stupid though.
What we know is that tonight LeBron is showing up on ESPN, in Greenwich, CT, with One Eyed Willie and he is going to drop the hammer on the sports world. We know that the Knicks have an above average center with a shitty coach. We know the Bulls have good young talent and the recently signed neanderthal from Utah. We know that the Heat have his "boys". We know that the Nets have a coach whose mouth is somehow larger than his head. We know that the Cavs have been good to him, the city has been great to him, the local media has left him alone, and that Ohio is home.
I think that he stays home. I said it last week, but I think that it means a lot to him that he can live his life here without cameras in his (and his family's) face 24/7. I think that he knows how important it is to win a championship in his hometown/area. I think that he realizes that turning your back on your biggest supporters is not what superstars in any walk of life do. And if he called for this primetime show only to announce that he is leaving, that is the biggest dickhead move in sports history and a completely unnecessary "fuck you" to the people of NE Ohio. The general rule of thumb is that if you leave, you let someone like Chris Broussard do it. It's like what Bosh did.
But what do you think? Are you going to watch Drew's show tonight? Are you just happy that the drama is coming to a close? What a night of TV with Big Brother 12's premiere followed by The Decision! And wherever LeBron ends up, expect more talk about this tomorrow. It's either going to be an epic pissed off rant or video of me crying tears of joy while shitting my pants. Either way, YOU WIN!!!