Love is in the air, folks. One of our loyal readers has found himself that special someone in his life. We all know he is still gay, but this should quell the rumors for at least another year.
Dut: This girl is a 3rd year med student and will be a doctor...want to be a stay at home dad with me? (Best idea ever).Me: Yeah, now you're starting to figure it out. You should just propose tomorrow night--the night of the first date--and get it over with.
Dut: I don't care if she is a 5. Being a doctor makes her a 10! (Dut prefers those that look like overweight bulldogs).Me: Buy that fuck ring now!
Dut: I don't remember completely what she looks like. No Prenup!Me: Women never want prenups. You're golden. Were you just shit canned and asked this broad out on a date?
Dut: So I was half sober at Lodge Bar and she walked up and called me an ass hole...I apparently met her a couple weeks ago and she said I was really drunk and a huge ass hole.Me: So she knows you're a drunken ass hole and still agreed to go on a date with you? Marry her tonight.
Later that night...Me: Did you pop the question?
Dut: About to...She said Yes!!!Me: Wow. Congrats. I'm really happy for you.
So congratulations to Dustin. Now all you have to do is switch up her birth control pills and poke a hole in the rubber and you're in that bitches life FOREVER.