Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Don't You F'n Dare, Zydrunas

(Even Zydrunas can't wait for the Jersey Shore season 2 premiere!)

"Cavaliers free agent center Zydrunas Ilgauskas told The Miami Herald on Saturday that he is ``looking into the option'' of rejoining James, his close friend, in Miami. Ilgauskas said he has been in contact with the Heat, making him one of a handful of veteran centers Miami has pursued in recent days."

Oh sweet Jesus.  Please not this.  We Cavs fans have been through enough this past week. Don't you do it, too, Z. Don't follow that sack of shit to Miami. You are much too white and gargantuan for South Beach (or Souf Beach as The Rapist would say).

Yes, Z deserves a championship. But don't go there. Go to Chicago or Boston or Los Angeles...ANYWHERE but Miami. For fuck's sake, Pat Riley has already ripped the heart out of the Cavs and their fans, don't let him steal the soul, too.

UPDATE after I wrote this at noon yesterday:  Fuck, he's going there.  This one hurts.  Not as much as The Rapist, but still a lot.


Tony B. said...

"You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most."

- Mitch from Dirty Work

GMoney said...

Utah just made a huge mistake by trading our boy, KoKo.

KoKo and Darko on the same team = championship!

MuDawgfan said...

Apparently the Heat really miss the days of Matt Geiger - so they needed a lumbering rebound machine to help rebuild.

Anonymous said...

Letting Big Z go anywhere other than the court is the right move for the Cavs. Let Miami suffer through his 7 foot tall slow, non defending, non-posting up azz. Between him and Shaq last year I think they scored 10 points combined. Pitching Z's washed up, never did anything anyway behind will not hurt the Cavs. What would hurt them would be to sign his broken down decaying corpse to another contract. I'm pretty sure Jose Mesa, Arthur Rhodes and Alan Mills could put up 7 points a game each and they're not even effing basketball players.

Akron Paul

Drew said...

G$....Don't look now, but Kahn says the T-Wolves are trading KoKo. Replacement for Z?

GMoney said...

This is why Kahn is the worst GM in the business. He is breaking up the Ko's already!

Anonymous said...

How about replacing the old LeBomb James drink with a new one representative of what is felt about him?

You could take a Miller Lite, shake the shit out of it, pop the top off allowing all the hype and bubbles to explode away without doing anything of substance, then try to slam dunk the bottle into your mouth, except miss, thereby smashing what little sweet beer was left onto the ground in a display of wasted potential and shattered glass / dreams.

-Akron Paul

GMoney said...

I'm going to be honest, Akron Paul is KILLING it today. You should write jokes for Mr. Ace!

Anonymous said...

Miami is going to win the title for sure now with this signing.