For the 42nd year in a row, the biggest pussy in Detroit, Joel Zumaya, is headed for some season (and possibly career) ending surgery. One might say that he is Zoom Zooming his way to the DL again. I think that this is funny because I hate the Tigers and their Busch Light-swilling fans. They suck. At least there is one pitcher less effective than AJ Burnett these days.
The real issue here is, how does this effect his Guitar Hero play??? Will he ever pitch again??? Fuck the Tigers? Yeah, fuck the Tigers.