Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Hey peckerheads, I'm done for the week. Catholics have church, fat people have Wisconsin, stupid people have the Horseshoe, Scientologists have Blargon 7 or wherever the fuck they kill brain cells, and G$ has Yankee Stadium as his place of worship. And I'm currently en route to the Bronx as you probably read this. We're leaving at 5:45 AM so I better be.
I'm bringing Damman along to sample what great baseball looks like for the next two days. As an Indians fan, he will probably be very confused. It is my first trip to the new cathedral and I'm absolutely jacked to spend $9 on a can of PBR in the bleachers and eating a big ass plate of pastrami at the Yankee Tavern as well.
Like I said, we're going to be at the Phillies/Yankees World Series rematch tonight and tomorrow. With Jamie Moyer, Joe Blanton, and AJ Burnett scheduled to pitch, I expect to catch a home run in the outfield. Don't assume that there will be many stories though as we're driving to the NYC with my parents, sister, and uncle. That isn't really a murderer's row for drunken debauchery in the Big Apple. But nevertheless, it should be fun.
Ace is running the show Thursday and Friday for me and I won't have access to make sure you all play nice so behave yourselves. Uncle Ace is a gentle raper. Oh, and yes, we are driving through the night after Thursday's game so that I can be back at work on Friday morning. Why is that? My twat boss took Friday off for the fucking soccer game and I was forced to make it back. Fuck that shit. And fuck Tom Izzo (not really, but saying no right away would have been nice). I can't to hear Enter Sandman as Mariano comes running in from the bullpen. GO YANKEES!!!